/nfl/ general - GET BUCC edition

TEN:Marcus Mariota active, starting MNF vs. Colts
FA:McCarthy testy when asked about Kaepernick
WAS:Skins K Dustin Hopkins (hip) out for Week 7
TB:Koetter says Winston (shoulder) is day to day
GB:Aaron Rodgers needs surgery on collarbone
KC:Chiefs bring back C.J. Spiller for RB depth
OAK:Raiders sign former 49ers LB Navorro Bowman
ATL:Falcons HC Quinn: Julio needs the ball more
DEN:Siemian expected to be cleared for Week 7
WAS:Redskins K Dustin Hopkins has hip injury
DEN:Emmanuel Sanders will miss at least Week 7
MIN:Report: Bridgewater will practice Wednesday

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First for the Birds

3rd for fuck trips the cancer that spread and never left

>Dykqueens playoff bound

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Hundley is a joke - let’s just rip that bandaid off right now.

The Packers should try to get either Romo or Kaeperkneel.

Let's finish the 470+ thread then move here, eh?

Go Bucs.

I miss chris berman

Chris BerMAN OF LA MANCHA

>Tightens

AW SHIT

TUESDAY

>midweek

Fuck.

Is there a team in the NFL that has more injuries then the Lions?

Is >Memeiota elite boys

the Houston Oilers

Is there a team in the NFL that has more injuries then the Lions?

Lol they ded

lmao what the fuck is going on on espn right now

puckers

deja vu

>sexy boys

gay

Redskins

;~; it’s not fair... we’re the good guys

Steelers desu

>wentz currently the favorite to win MVP
wew lad, what a timeline

True or false. Packers are a shit ream who just happen to have a once in a lifetime talent at QB?

True.

I think Mike is a good coach and they will still be he decent without Godgers

Lmao you're retarded. He's not even top 5.

Are the Packers without Rodgers the worst team in the AFCN?

I meant he is the current betting favorite.
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How much of a degenerate do you have to be to bet on the MVP race?

>when your team pretends to be good for 2 weeks and then collapses but will probably still win the division through sheer meme magic

I apologize for absolutely nothing

At this point it's a three way race for last place. Four way if Stafford's leg injury gets worse.

It'll be 2013 again and you know it

*rushes for 117 yards your path*

I want my gf to fuck another guy

It's ok dude, the Chiefs will do better next week.

Romo would be interesting. But I don't think that's a real alternative.

>We should sign an injury-prone quarterback that is retired or a quarterback that hasn't been good since 2013, is a locker room cancer and is suing the league

how ass blasted is the rest of the NFC going to be when Hundley steps up as an elite QB
anybody who's actually watched him for more than that one game knows he can play

So now that Rodgers won't be able to save them for the millionth time, who gets fired at the end of the season?

nobody
ever

You're probably right.

I literally haven't seen him play outside of sunday.
Help me be optimistic.

11 wins seems realistic

I mean he led the league in pre season QBR
that's something

>QBR

>vs Redskins
>vs Niners
>vs Broncos
>at Cowboys
>vs Bears
>at Seahawks
>at Rams
>at Giants
>vs Raiders
>vs Cowboys

I'd honestly be disappointed if they don't pull another six wins out of that

My prediction was 12, but that feels too optimistic

...

Browns went 4-0 in the preseason

...

I didn't say it meant he was a god
I just said it was something

>featured in hard knocks
>coming off winning season
>best offensive unit ever assembled
>top 5 defense last year

>2-3

>best offensive unit ever assembled

I'm so glad the Bucs are doing terrible. I live in Tampa and constantly had to hear bucs fags say this shit nonstop.

Well duh, >we're playing the raidterds. I will enjoy watching them experience 5 straight losses this thursday night

>I'm so glad the Bucs are doing terrible. I live in Tampa and constantly had to hear bucs fags say this shit nonstop.
I hope you crash your fucking car and eject through the windshield and roll end over end as the pavement tears your limbs apart like a toddler ripping apart a stick of string cheese.

This season is ass. I'm tired of the NFL, I'm sticking to college ball for the rest of the year.

Gettin' real sick of your shit, McNair.

>he doesn't know the Niners is a trap game

>being on hard knocks
>ever

Possible surge from New Orleans....

You mean the redskin and one of the Cowboys game where the refball will be activated

Rivers Brees super bowl cap it

I would roll lmao but the league slit NOLA's throat in 2011 and Brees career went out the window he was in the prime of his ability. Labeled a stat padder losing 5 games a year by 3 points because of horrendous defense. Will always feel awful for the guy.

As shitty as McCarthy is as a game day coach, he's a fucking great off day coach

Who here is leading their conference?
Not so fast Donkeys!

Hope Philly can hold on.

Monday Night will be a good test for the team. Hopefully the Eagles will be all healed up.

I ain't a fan of 'em but they're my boys in that division.

>His offensive coordinator doesn't run a 2 minute drill for 60 minutes

Is Cooter a genius?

I have always wondered how it would be if Rodgers was in the AFC instead.

*breaks two consecutive +75 yard runs and loses because shit QB play your path*

True, Dom Capers will get his ass fired after this season when pack goes 4-12

Defense and o-line riddled with injuries, slightly over average skill positions, probably Browns level backup qb. So yeah i would say they are the worst.

Stop this man

Rams will have a winning season

>waaaah my pussy hurts

Ravens and Packers

Did you draw the eye patch retarded intentionally?

no you're the good ol' boys
The hail mary shit literally would not have made the news for any other team, but y'all are used to having the league and the officials in your back pocket all game. The hit on Rodgers would no have been called in to question had it been any other QB in the league. That shit happens every play.

>probably still win the division
History says don't get your hopes
Up

Rank the starting QBs for your team during your life (min 10+ starts):

1. Stafford
2. Mitchell
3. Batch
4. Hill
5. Harrington
6. Kitna

1. Brett Favre
2. Daunte Culpepper (pre-injury)
3. Randall Cunningham
4. Sam Bradford (pre-o-line-dying)
5. Matt Cassel
6. Teddy Bridgewater
7. Christian Ponder
8. Gus Ferotte
9. Brad Johnson
10. Tarvaris Jackson

Keenum doesn't have enough starts but I'm interdasted to see where he falls. Honestly, for as much shit as Ponder got, he wasn't that bad. There was no training camp his rookie season, he had a run-block o-line, and had to follow up Brett Favre.

Here I sit. Hotel room anywhere America. I woke up. Yet another fever dream.
The rain feels so unwet as I lay in this Malay gutter. Most people misunderstand the term wet season. How did I get here again. It feels as though the same machinations have collaborated.
Where is he. So much effort to cry his name. Trapped in this rudely constructed insult of a Malay gutter.
MATT FLYNN MATT FLYNN
How many times can one hero answer the same prayer? This is not the time to entertain such inquiries. Matt Flynn I channel all of my energy into your revival

The Ravens have been leading the league in inuries for THREE YEARS NOW.

They're also very competitive in irrelevancy for years and years

MATT FLYNN MATT FLYNN

The darkness can never truly fade until the light does expose the most recessed uncomfortably hidden crevasses

There is only one person capable of bearing the torch of eternal light

The record holder. The immortal. The hot wife fucking denim wearing dapper motherfucker. He doesn't put his jolly ranchers in a safe then hand them away to a hooker. He's the hero

MATT FLYNN MATT FLYNN

lel Matt Flynn is STILL in the league?

>2 Super Bowls in 25 years
Eat a cock, dipshit

You reside in a world that is unreal.

A lack of reality sets in. It had always lingered but you never accepted it. Matt Flynn survives. In the meantime the ravens are merely the survivors of the browns their hands tremble while holding their gummy bears

There is a monster at all tinted waiting to be unleashed. His wrath is so fucking beautiful and pure. FIND ME A LIONS FAN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE RIGHT NOW

Matt Flynn. Your bell is rung your time has come your song is sung.

Gotta put your back brace on for your dad dick and teach the NFL the lesson

MATT FLYNN MATT FLYNN

The abomination never is aware when it is awoke

1. Rodgers
2. Favre
3. Majkowski

I love being a Packer fan

What's hamstringing him more. The receiver "talent" or the play calling?

Dude you're hanging your chin out there I'm the biggest packer fan of all time and you forget so soon?

Here i rest I examine my fossils.

MATT FLYNN MATT FLYNN

absent from your list

no coincidence

There is at times hidden poetry.

MATT FLYNN MATT FLYNN

Gannon
Carr
Jason Campbell
everyone else
Palmer

Post current or former NFL players who's ass you could kick. I'll start

Why are you always being the biggest faggot.

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