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Bummers Out Edition

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Looks French

Nice timing, OP. That old thread was getting stale.

she doesn't look north african to me

Absolutely love being bummed

SACRE BLEU!!!!!!!!!!

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so fucking good i am literally crying

MDMA
D
M
A

you gay?

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sue is a thot

Any mason here

You can be straight and get pleasure from anal stimulation user. I just make sure it's either toys or female penises that penetrate me.

want to ruin her

parents bought me an iphone for my birthday but I want another phone. should I ask if I can return it and buy another one?


PLEASE RESPOND

>freckles

fucking dropped fuck off

>Brad encouraging players not to take the low offer

Scummy little wanker, trying to protect the showrunner's purse and setting the players up for failure. Odious little man.

Imagine being a Catholic, beholden to an institution of child raping homosexuals that exploited mass illiteracy to monopolize access to the word of God in blighted shitholes. Utterly dire

mongolian
Don't listen to him Glasgow is a shitehole and it's shit for night outs because everyone tries to start on you.

Remember to get a munchiebox and try a deep fried mars bar trust me lad they are great. I miss Scotland, might move there. Check out Dean Village in Edinburgh it looks like a medieval place

Murder them in their sleep.

Problem solved

>an institution of child raping homosexuals that exploited mass illiteracy to monopolize access to the word of God in blighted shitholes

The BBC?

>You can be straight and get pleasure from anal stimulation user

so gay then

the new better be made before we get to 100 this time

it's true

extremely comfy

French have the best women
Pleb taste, freckles are the cutest things ever on women.
Nah you're in the closet. Using a fucking dildo is gay as fuck, if it makes you straight why don't you tell your friends you use anal stimulation? You wouldn't

sodomy is a sin

wrong

this but unironically

>everyone tries to start on you

Not true. Need to keep your wits about you - as is the case in any city - but it's fine.

The only time I have ever been close to being in a fight was in Hive in Edinburgh when my mate was punched in the face.

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guys we've got literally dozens of posts ITT, don't you think the next new is a bit overdue? Get on it.

i am always sincere you waste of an ejaculation

think you're funny dont you

jealous of edinburgh we should mustard gas the whole city and replace it with english people

What is the closet you have come to death?

heart attack on research chemicals

Did somebody say gas?

That fucking tripfag is posting in the other thread.

Easiest bait I've done cheers for the five (You)s
Pls dont tell him

whoever makes the next new thread please do a single link, love seeing brainlets get left behind and get upset when they finally migrate

easy the second most aesthethic city in UK

asthma attacks when i was a babby
almost got btfo by a car when i was 9

we're literally all in here

called someone a nigger

>calls people brainlet
>misspells migrite

>the days when I used to post the new as if it was a regular reply to some other post so the janny doesn't purge me for making a thread before page 7
time makes fools of us all

Off yourself

literally atleast a dozen instances, couldn't say which was the closest.
I am genuinely lucky to be alive

you realise the janny doesn't actually browse /brit/ waiting for someone to spam a new thread link... right?

he monitors the catalogue

What cigarette do you smoke lads?
For me, it's Lambert and Butler Silver

you fucking billy no mates get in here already we're waiting

>Americans pronounce 'data' as 'datter' rather than 'dater'

going to the footy lads

marbo rid

imagine being the restaurant owner and seeing this vapid whore taking a photo of herself with your freshly prepared meal while making an obnoxious face. would heem the cunt

where are you lads on this chart?

we don't put an "r" on the end at all you dumb pom, that's a british thing

metrosexual

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Um so do most brits. Only working class runts say dater
Patrician. What are lucky strikes like?

Seven.

YES, what a tactic. The tripcunts will go to after (where they are now). Don't tell them we have this one up. Someone write this down:

business idea: early new thread around the 30 post mark, possibly disguised as something else, to be used to create parallel /brit/ in case of emergencies (tripcunts, leftypol etc)

when I was a baby i somehow got my head tangled up in some wires and nearly hanged myself

>pom

Yanks just have 0 banter

imagine nicking insults from Bruce, jesus wept

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i have sex with men a lot and would never want a g*rlfriend

but also i jerk off to straight porn allatime so im not 100% gay i guess

i like luckies, always buy em when i go abroad

your gay?
make my day
jump off a bridge at the next parade

>abortion is murder

imagine being an autistic shut in with a head shaped like a boulder called ludders. you couldn't heem a fucking frog
I already told them :)

Ghost, ghost, I know you were within me, feel you as you fly
In thunder clouds above the city, into one that I loved
With all that was left within me 'till we tore in two
Now wings and rings and there's so many waiting here for you

And she was born in a bottle rocket, 1929
With wings that ringed around a socket right between her spine
All drenched in milk in holy water pouring from the sky
I know that she will live forever, she won't ever die

She goes
And now she knows she'll never be afraid
To watch the morning paper blow
Into a hole where no one can escape

And one day in New York City, baby, a girl fell from the sky
From the top of a burning apartment building fourteen stories high
And when her spirit left her body, how it split the sun
I know that she will live forever, all goes on and on

And she goes
And now she knows she'll never be afraid
To watch the morning paper blow
Into a hole where no one can escape

DUDE
LUNG CANCER
LMAO

ive always thought it might be cool to be a very feminine acting gayboi but ALSO be incredibly hench

my thinking is thus:
wearing slutty clothes and sashaying around = gay and cringey

wearing slutty clothes and sashaying around while being stacked = alpha and hilarious (and also a bit gay aha)

dad lost me underwater when I was a child, no idea how close or not that was.

you'd get put to sleep you wet yewt

emigrate

luckies are nice but a bit less smooth than reds imo.

murder shouldn't be a crime. All you're doing is *inhales blunt* all you're doing is waking people up from this dream we call life

fuck off proxy yank, 'dater' is universal in the UK

meat is murder

They appreciate it because she's so cute

Helicopter I was on failed and crashed in Iraq. Three lads died on it. I just broke my leg.

REAL SALT OF THE EARTH HIGH QUALITY BRIT

>Paul "fucked it" Sinha

*murders you*

alrite

Name?

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*chad swings towards you*

the fuck are you doin

was stuck atop a mountain in a terrible lightning storm once
lightning struck less than 50ft from me
literally almost died

>ludders putting anyone to sleep
howling

crashed my car into the back of a tractor with a sprayer on the back. had shards of metal from the sprayer inches away from my face. if i hit it at a slightly different angle i would've been impaled

got off with a broken collarbone and a few cracked ribs.

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I'm above primal urges

see you in a couple of days lad :))))

Post cats

I'm drinking a Heineken, eating a lamb bhuna, pilau rice, sag aloo, bhajis and mint sauce

watching four lions

I'm an essex lad and I love birds with fat knockers

if that's illegal then lock me up n throw away the key

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british army terrorist
fuck you

no

fuck pff