And your other gun

>and your other gun

>and your butt plug

>and your wife's bull

>and your theater falcon

>and your dubs

>we're hauling you downtown
>cuff this dirtbag

Here. Take them officer.

>pulls gun out of asshole

>and your other dubs

*reaches in back pocket*

*pulls out dubs*

those don't look like dubs

are you playin games with me boy

>alright that's it buddy, you're going down to the station.

I didn't hand them to you yet

*hands over dubs*

THOSE AREN'T DUBS

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY DEPUTY AGAIN

>AAANND the other gun

>and your penis inspector's license

>I want my lawyer!

>woman pulls gun from what's heavily implied to be her vag

>he's not as dumb as we thought

>give me your left hand
>gives him right
>your other left!

>man pulls gun from what's heavily implied to be his asshole
>he's a gay character and he winks at the villain when he does it

Name 0 times this has happened

>villain fucks him in his ass
>man looks back at him
>"And the other hole?"

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Pirates of the Caribbean man