Yankees vs astros

some fag shit 8-0 yanks

>some fag shit

lol hurr durr so imaginative wow what a cool guy

That wall catch finally woke up the Judge.

EHM VEE PEE

first for dilly

There's a bunch of people that have animosity against black guys because their dicks are bigger than theirs. These are guys that are jealous because they don't carry that God gene that is involved of these black men out here. Keep getting jealous. Keep getting jealous while your wife/girlfriend asks for cuckolds, and wishing they could get fucked by these African warriors with these huge BBC's that can pipe them down to the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting vibrated and thrusted until the orgasm just spews out. Keep saying nigger... keep saying monkey.... Come on you cuckolds, you love it. I'll be that nigger. I'll be that monkey. Yup! With a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your girl take this dick. She's imagining a huge black cock. Why do you think your bitches get huge dildoes? Because you got don't possess the BBC gene! That's why your upset. No BBC = ANGER! You're upset, you're mad at these African cocks, these rhino dicks. That's why you guys like saying nigger so much, I get it now.

>Houstown

CC has the exact same facial and bodily mannerisms as every overweight black man I've ever met.

But he is a all time great pitcher.

Also,
>mvp

apologize to judge RIGHT NOW

>altuve
>Mvp

Pinga

back to the containment zone

Nice """""MVP""""" there Astros

Our MVP only hit a grand slam and made some nasty catches. What did yours do today?

LET'S FUCKING GO

interesting, go on

>the score is backwards
good thing to know you're still a fag, OP

Don't worry guys, we just have to score 9.

CC DEALIN

>Judge
2 Home runs in 2 series

>Altuve
3 Home runs in one game

Just curious, how are you making these so quick?

LOW

i dont know how they teach thing in argentina with sticks and mud and pigs and whatnot, but that score is fucking fine

He Didn't hit a grand slam

TIER

He already saw the game last night

has potential

TIER

Hey dumbass, the home team score is always listed second

...

It was the hit at the wall. That knocked some sense into him.

Thats not how I do things, my op, my fucking rules cocksucker

forget the wall, trump should send judge to the border

Assuming the Yankees really do win three in a row (they won't), do you really think you can beat that one two Astros punch in Houston? Let's not be delusional here.
>b-b-but Kluber
Is a choker who even choked that WS game away too.

>Collin McSuck is up now
This is just desperate. Well, hopefully Peacock won't suck tomorrow and we have some offense.

>Judge
52 HR for the season, 1 today
>Altuve
24 HR this season, 0 today

u mad manlet?

should i stop watching and do something else instead? this game is now boring

what is with all the fucking balls in the fucking dirt baka

Yeah, if the Astro has more than 2 good pitchers on the team.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU 8-0

you could always become an hero

>fairweather "fans"

Sup Forums is that way

Now if Sanchez would kindly get out of his slump.

McCullers is good sometimes.

>yaks

>YOU SUCK
>you SUCK
>FUCKING QUEER
>SUUUUUUCK

GOD

Reminder that the MLB is trying to bankrupt the marlins, and are using Jeter as a figurehead to pass decimating changes to the franchise

McCullers before the all star break was god tier, the stupid AL Manager never put him in the game which fucked with his arm and put him on the DL for a few weeks

which way you fucking tard?

Serious question
How are the 1stros gonna win the W eries with only two good starters?

Fuck you kike lover

HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS BUT HE

I like how they play the killers at the stadium

>1-2-3 inning
wtf I love McHugh now

Fuck the Assholes. Why is the thread photo as it is? Fuck them. Fuck them in asshole. Fuck them in asshole until turn purple like donkey asshole!

> an outfielder named "reddit"
christ...

they each win two games dummy

McQ

That way. Can't you read?

(((They just will)))

It all boils down to whether or not the Yankees can pressure the Astros top pitchers out and get into the relievers. It's very evident so far that the Astros is lacking in pitching depth beyond their two starters.

>"and reddit hears a bit from the crowd there...."

sorry my nose is clogged

Talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when

>"you know whats difficult?"
>"adulting"
Why are commercials so fuckin stupid?

LIKE U IMAGINED WHEN U WERE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUNNNNGGGGG

For me, it's the McDouble® cheeseburger with fries and a large Coke®.

D O Y E R S
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Stop being a good goy that watches commercials.

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Mets fans, I know you're quietly browsing the thread but tell me, what does it feel like seeing former players excell in the playoffs?

fuck

because the people theyre aimed at are stupid.

It's Reddick, not Reddit you illiterate fuck

Nice

You think YOU'RE a bigger fan than ME?


PROVE IT

Don't forget that Mcflurry for dessert!

a pizza... witha COKE *flashes P-I-Z-Z-A necklace*

This, they have their work more than cut out for them; they have to do what they did against Kluber against pitchers who don't choke, and once again probably at those pitchers' home stadium

Why does CC look like a meth head here

Hahaha fuck that garden hose nosed nigga

worst meguca

YEAH WE MADE IT TO BASE. NOW MAYBE IF WE CAN MAKE IT TO HOME

Just give the Dodgers the World Series

>PROVE IT

Whelp, I guess I'll buy a bunch of shit with my teams logo on it. It's the only way to prove my fandom

>average Yankee fan level of emotional maturity

i unironically really enjoy that commercial every time

lol....alcoholic fatass 38 year old CC still pitching a shutout against "the #1 offense" in the MLB...

WTF?

My crew's all about the AL!

is correa from the north or south?

CC should learn how to throw a sinker

Wait, but MY family is all about the NL

>dodger fan sitting next to Giants fan

calm down it's an anime image board

Being alcoholic fat and old makes you an elite pitcher

>average Astro fan IQ is so low that they take the most obvious of bait

I think CC is at the point in his career where he's done learning new shit.

LGDSS
>ASS-TROS
>LASTROS

Holy fuck. Fake ass fan. Confiscate his A

obviously thats just apple juice