There was literally no brexit plan because nobody expected it to win. But the EU had a plan: Bully the UK so this doesnt happen again. Enjoy your povertyness.
There was literally no brexit plan because nobody expected it to win...
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Just you wait, they'll start trading with russia and china and if trump wins with america.
>Bully the UK so this doesn't happen again
Enjoy waiting 5 years in limbo then while we stall for a better deal.
The EU wants us out as fast as possible so investors will be more confident and the market can return to normal. If you offer us a shit deal we'll just drag it out for years until we get a better one.
It's literally a loss for both countries if you try to bully us.
It's all going according to plan of you know who. The election was rigged to leave so the EU superstate objective can start taking place.
UK will end up being agreeing to all the terms of the EU while losing it's vote.
China already told them to fuck off and Trump is not going to favor them in any way over the EU. I will give you russia, tho. Enjoy such dynamic economy.
We are 27 you are 1 we are not the same size. You already lost.
Fuck off Turkroach, Junker is LITERALLY saying right now that he needs the UK to do this swiftly because the markets are hurting from the uncertainty.
You wont get us out of the EU until we get a decent deal.
Perfudious Albion at its finest. You are in no place to make deals. We will strangle you before you even scratch us
>destroys Europe 3 times
>calls us perfidious
Germans are pathetic.
>implying its a german who posting
It kinda felt like EU expected another result. But they still have means to make the profits out of it.
I think the main part of this chapter is still on the way. TTIP is coming. Probably, in the end both EU and Britain are going to be swallowed by it.
Naw. You think they'd uncuck themselves so far, see the EU panicking over them leaving and trying to punish them so nobody else gets ideas, and then they'd just slide all the way back into cuckville?
The UK is also EU president next year.
DEVILISH
>Try and bully the UK
>Just shows EU are a bunch of petty children who should never run anything
>Others vote to leave
>We'll just negotiate until we get all the benefits from the EU with none of the drawbacks XD
It's over nigger. Enjoy your third world shithole.
UK is EU president next year, we go article 50 in May 2017 and negotiate with ourselves.
Trump is pulling the plug on NATO for EU and if Hillary gets in it is a ground war in Syria and millions more boatniggers for Germoney to pay for.
This is the future you chose.
Screencap this.
The EU already trades outside of itself. Refusing fair trades with the UK would just show that they're petty and others will vote to leave, like said.
>its a another 'kraut is butthurt about brexit' episode
Can't wait for the 'polack is butthurt about brexit' rerun
When will the retard "plan" meme end?
There will be a special division of goverment formed in two months and they will have a year to negotiate with EU and finalize a plan
Thinking Germany wouldn't have a plan
UK = Zimbabwe
This will be why the German markets have fallen harder than UK markets? Ahd so much for the new finicial sector in Frankfurt. Even Soros is betting against your biggest bank.
> Soros Wagered Deutsche Bank Would Drop in Brexit Turmoil
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There's been rumour of Deutsche Bank circling the drain for a while now. Seems it is time.
>Deutsche Bank to close 188 German branches and cut 3000 staff
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>Bully the UK so this doesnt happen again
Given that the EU has been hit harder by this than the UK has, they're in no position to attempt that. That's why they want it over quickly to minimise damages.
actually its 2 years max.
Malta is getting that instead now.. they get a full year instead of 6 months.
>If you offer us a shit deal we'll just drag it out for years until we get a better one.
Aside your strategy being to blackmail your partner into a contract, you seem under the impression that the UK has to be in the common market.
It doesn't. It just doesn't have to be. Either the UK joins the EEA once again with all the rights and responsibilities or there will be tariffs.
Of course the UK can negotiate trade agreemenents with every eropean country, but this will take forever.
Nope.
Its 2 years max from when we declare article 50.
We havent even declared article 50 yet and probably will not do so until early 2017, perhaps we will even wait until May 2017 when we have EU presidency for maximum keks.
I am fine if we take damage, I am ready for collateral damage. As long as the british will all starve and painfully die.
And most of you decided to have the same currency, so if greece makes a bad deal almost the entire EU suffers from it. Who`s bright idea was the single currency plan anyways.
>Checks flag
Oh wait.
Lucky Malta is a former UK possession and loves the UK. I feel a great deal incoming. What amazing good timing.
Why are the Germans so fucking angry and bitter about the Brexit?
We must have had a hundred threads by Germans being mad at the Brexit since Thursday.
Enjoy paying for the whole of the rest of the EU to eat. Plus 2 million new boatniggers who are arriving shortly, and another 5 million when Hillary starts the ground war in Syria.
You`d rather be the victim of collateral damage than give the brits what they want, a deal that both countries can benefit from.
You`re from north gremany aren`t you?
Germoney knows they are now left holding the baby, and either Trump gets in and they have to pay for NATO, or Hillary gets in and there is a ground war in Syria and millions and millions more brown people.
I wonder this too.
They lost their favorite pet.
They aren't. /pol is in no way representative of what people think about the real world.
People in the EU were rather unhappy with the special status of the UK in the EU, so there are many people quite happy that this has resolved itself.
That wasn't of course the preferable way.
Eternal anglo poster has finally snapped? What's up paki, some of your roach family stuck in the ME getting assfucked by Assad? Glad to hear it.
>other countries stock markets taking a hit as much as the UKs
>3rd largest contributor gone
>just lit a powder keg under every independence movement in the EU
> large diplomatic counterbalance against Germany and France gone, loads of smaller countries about to find an even more German dominated EU than was already the case
Dumb shit the UK was blocking
>migrant and refugee quotas
>EU army
>EU border force
>common foreign policy
>all of these things will be even more dysfunctional and destructive than the Euro
Enjoy!
Your collateral damage can be the entire union
Fine, there can be tariffs from the EU. They'll just get their supplies from the countries lining up for free trade deals, like Australia and New Zealand, while also taking advantage of the countries where free trade deals are already in place, like the US.
And if you think there aren't manufacturers that aren't willing to replace you as Britain's chief imports, you are badly mistaken.
No, the preferable way for you would be for them to be a good little doggie, and follow master's orders, right?
Quick reminder that the German stockmarket fell more than the UK one did after the Brexit news.
BTFO
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germoney will replace you with turkey :p
They should've fucking had at least an inkling in the event of the UK leaving.
>povertyness
North German here, we don't care. On the other side we only care about which beach we should lie on.
Well of course it would. We are talking "national interests under the guise of a european community"
There is a German saying: "Jeder bescheißt so gut er kann."
"Everyone cheats as best as he can."
>Canada, Australia, New Zealand and some South American countries already said they want trade deals with an independent Britain
>B-B-BRITAIN IS FINISHED
Even when the water level is up to your neck you people refuse to believe you're sinking.
Very sad, my heart goes out to the non-cucks in Netherlands, Denmark and France who want out.
There was no Brexit plan because the people who were in favor of it had no political authority.
>Enjoy your povertyness
cheers i will. whatever that is.
I mean, check it out lads, another German whining about us.
Heres a tip Han's: How about you sort out your own fucked up country which is dooming its young native Germans to a future of subjugation. Instead of trying to spread your poison to other nations.
This. The behavior of the parliament today made it very obvious how much the EU actually cares about European countries.
It doesn't see them as friends and allies, it sees them as enemies who need to be crushed so they can have their European superstate.
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Poor UK, so poor :( And while the EU has a ban on it's members discussing trade with us before we start the 2 year timer by triggering Article 50, we'll be making deals with countries who don't want to fuck us about. Maybe there'll be something left for the EU, but hey, I'm sure the big, strong EU doesnt need our trade anyway, right?
Kek pay for nato ahahahaha fucking 12 year old retard.
If nato is gone all us forces leave eu.
Every radar intel fbi agent.
Fucking ties to russia get better and usa can fear the first invasion and war on its own soil.
8 mil troops change side with all the nato intel on usa. From tech amd so forth.
Ahahaha please please try to do it. He gets the kenedy treatment.
Freedom doesnt need a plan, Hans
here's to hoping we get Trump in to make great deals with you guys, though I think we're likely to make good deals anyway.
it was pretty spooky hearing them react to Nigel's speech in brussels. these are very bad people indeed.
>yfw the EU is destroyed by a bunch of BritBongs playing economics by the seat of their pants
Because our government literally has a "task force" that is payed to shill for globalism on social media.
how is a EU border froce bad?
>Enjoy waiting 5 years in limbo then while we stall for a better deal.
honestly the win was probably too narrow. all that needs to happen is for the economic turmoil to start effecting the retards who voted Leave and the government will have to either start trashing the EU on whatever pretext they can figure out (which won't really work) or make concessions.
Beautiful. I think we should let Europe stew a bit as long as they're chucking about threats. Let's get on it. Sort deals with the US and Canada, Australia and our other friends. We want trade with Europe. BUt Europe may be in need of a reminder that Britain will not be bullied. The harder you push it, the more stubborn we become.
The irony of it is, if Remainers weren't trying to scare people, and constantly saying how the country is going to shit in the media, the stocks would actually look better because people would be continuing as usual
>shill for globalism
globalism is already how the global economy works. what your government does is actively try to prevent your country shitting in its own mouth by rejecting what works, like ours has.
>other countries stock markets taking a hit as much as the UKs
Right on, Britbro.
The stock market/currency crash (and it's not even really a crash, actually) is an indictment of Europe as a whole, not of the UK. The markets have been pricing-in Brexit risk for months if not years, and the drop in the Euro and the DAX are a reflection of expected problems with the EU. That the market moved as much as it did was because the result was so hard to call. If it was obvious that the UK was going to leave, the price would have had a much softer landing and started months ago.
I can understand the surprise. It was a surprise to me, and I was even more surprised how much I LOVED it. Best current year ever.
Of course there is a much higher chance now that other major members will leave, and the markets reflect that as well.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
>everything Cameron said is only coming true because he predicted it
yeah they'll probably try something like this.
Honest answer? Because a lot of Germans are jelly that the Brits got the vote. No German feels represented by out politicians, the only thing a German can contribute to any political descissions is to pay Tax and make a cross every four years. That, combined with the fact that everyone blames Germany for every shit in the EU -despite none of us actually having a say what Merkel and the other eurocates are doing in Brussels- just makes a lot of Germans really bitter towards the British who, rightfully so, demanded to be heared and decided to leave.
And before anyone asks "Why not change anything?" The elites have us in a strangelhold. Our President, Joachim Gauk, freely says 'The problem in Germany are not the elites, it is the people'.
I'd suspect many of the 52% reject the notion that globalism works. Maybe had you people listened to their concerns the past twenty years instead of dismissing them as bigots or whatever this wouldn't have happened.,
You need to channel some of that volk-spirit
Nobody is trying to bully the UK. Everyone just want them to fuck off so that the business can go as usual without any more retards making viral Youtube videos in the parliament to gain a few more votes at home instead of at least pretending to work.
It is also in British interest to finally settle this shit because nobody outside the EU will be making any deals with them until they have a stable government, some kind of capacity of negotiating and making deals, and their status regarding the EU is clear.
USA will just buttfuck you with a deal worse than TPP.
Because the UK will take US dick deeper than an unified EU
God this is exactly what I've been saying for two days but people keep telling me I'm American so I can't possibly know anything about Europe.
Well except for the God Save The Queen thing.
Her Great Great Great Great Grandfather fucked that up.
>nobody outside the EU will be making any deals with them until they have a stable government,
I don't know how to tell you this buddy...
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If you think they're mad now just wait until the next guy leaves. The barbarians thought they had finally conquered europa and now it's all slipping through their fingers.
This. The UK is the prettiest girl at the ball right now. Every single country that exports anything wants a trade deal with them.
This is like when Cold War ended and the west finally had access to all those countries that were under soviet union control except the UK is rich.
Two days ago the President attended some festivities in east Germany. About 130 people ,whom the media refers to as "Neonazi troublemaker", shouted loud "Go away!" and "Volksverräter!" (traitor!). The polcie used force and teargas to disperse them.
Think about that: People who merely shout at a public event are getting attacked by armed forces with tear gas. Volk-Spirit is dead and the elites will make sure is remains that way.
They're just trying to profit by giving the UK deals that will massively benefit themselves.
Without EU, UK is weaker in negotiations and British can enjoy 0% "meat" burgers again
>Aside your strategy being to blackmail your partner into a contract
>Blackmail is wrong when I'm not the one doing it
[spoiler]You know what to do with traitors lad[/spoiler]
>7 minutes later and he still hasn't responded
>They're just trying to profit by giving the UK deals that will massively benefit themselves.
That's not how trade deals work friend, they're mutually beneficial or they just don't get signed at all.
>EU making anyone but a few international kikes richer
If you have the same rules and they're shit (or you ignore them due to "special circumstances" a-la the Dublin Regulation), then Hungary can't protect it's border by itself like it has been doing
Dutchmen should listen to Brazil.
I read a lot about the Brexit lately and recently I watched a few speeches of the EU parliament. Most brits were saying Trump is an idiot but you just basically backed up the English version of him. The way he is sitting there with his smug face just shows that his job is done, whatever happens to britian is none of his concern.
British people hate work, it's a well known fact. My mother worked there for a few years before she passed away and she told me so. A lot of british people I know told me so too. I did work there as well for a short period of time because there was an opportunity in Hungary to be a representative of a company in England. I have never seen a brit picking up trash, emptying bins, washing windows or doing anything that might get their hands dirty.
They import workforce, they do what the USA does, import educated people and do the dirty work with the minority.
Workforce can easily leave the country, which would result in the shortage of specialists, professionals in certain fields. There won't be backup either because of how the rate of student fees will go up. Everything would become more expensive (unless the pound keeps falling) and the country would become less appealing to the youngsters.
! Nobody is going to mess with the UK ! people think the EU will make unfair deals. Nope. You just won't be treated in any other way than a non-EU country. The special snowflake status is gone. Trades are important for both parties. But keep that in mind that if the UK becomes a non VAT free zone then it will be less appealing for companies to settle there or to trade with them.
People who are linking that bullshit:
How is that even relevant? Why would a 3rd party stop trading with the UK? There will be changes of course but everybody wants to keep the goods going.
Also please check on the car industry for a second because that's pretty german.
Germany laughing at our economic situation is like a Ukrainian after Chernobyl laughing at America for Three Mile Island
And?
UK is in a weaker position now, they have to settle with trade deals that are not as beneficial as the deals they would have gotten when still in the EU.
Talking vague shit is not making trade deals.
I'm not sure you understand this.
>Without EU, UK is weaker in negotiations
Nah m8, it really isn't. There's far less restrictions on who we can trade with and what we can trade, the world's our oyster. There's literally dozens of countries asking to trade, if they want to be accepted, they'll need competitive offers. It's the EU that's fucked for negotiations right now. They have no one to replace the UK, if they don't want to lose billions, they need to accept whatever the UK offers
>denial
kek
>UK Leaves
>EU fucks over UK
What message does that send? That you can't do what you want? That members have to be threatened into submission? No healthy union was ever built on intimidation.
Honestly EU has a fucking mess on their hands, If they treat the UK unfairly It'll just show their true colours and other people will want to leave, If they treat UK fairly It'll just show that people that leave still get good deals, and other people will want to leave.
>implying we were ever allowed to male any significantly profitable trade deals outside the EU
>Implying France and Germany didn't fuck up every deal out of spite
You're acting like the government is in disarray. It's really not. In fact, this is the 2nd time a PM has stepped down before the end of his term in the last decade.
Cameron out by October, new PM in, agree on some deals, trigger Article 50, give EU some scraps, if they even last long enough
>not an argument
kek
Oh look, the ftse is up almost 3%
>t-the sky is f-falling, you'll see!
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That's awesome, but until your new status is set in stone, there will not be any new deals. No country will talk anything more beyond the obligatory hurrrr we want to maintaining good relationships because nobody knows what the fuck the UK will be in a year.
That's why it's beneficial both for the UK and the EU to sort their shit as soon as possible.
>nearly every country in the world wants a trade deal with you
>weaker position
every heard of supply and demand?
how exactly is a country that gets to pick who they want to make deals with in a weaker position
just please explain this to me
>Germoney abandoning NATO
>Jewmoney not paying for NATO
Honestly and this point, Germany is just a pimple that needs popped
>Talking vague shit
so like you're doing it?
you have world leaders across the globe expressing their wishes to have bilateral trade deals with the UK and that for you is just 'vague shit'?
Plus why are you acting like there's a civil war there? They're in no more disarray than the US is with it's president election
He´s partially right though; without the EU meddling with their protectionism bullshit the UK can seek out deals that interest them.