>be me
>25
>start going out with a 44yo
>because we have the same interests
>kinos and theatre
>fall for her
>decide to stop being a beta bitch and tell her how I feel
>she doesn't say yes
>but she doesn't say no
>she says
> don't make me choose
>you know I could be your mom(my)
>you're 20 years younger than me
>whatever
>take her home
>she kisses me on the door
>proper French kiss
>don't hear anything from her for 5 days
So. What do I do now.
Date women your own age dip shit.
No one likes saggy titties and flappy tum rolls
Why did she say something about choosing? Are you her side bitch?
I wish I could date my mom
Bad kisser our you were meant to contact her. The man is meant to chase the woman dipshit.
That's hot. I love milfs
I hope this is b8
TOP LEL OP. She literally just wanted to have casual sex with you and you already wanted something more from a 20 year older women just because you like her.
Just date your sister you dangus, she's a girl too
For your health
Stop being a bitch and fuck her she doesn't want to be your wife
>falling for her
>but haven't even kissed her
you sound like a pathetic permavirign
YOU GOT COUGARLIFE.COM'D
>did the opposite of this
>talk to chick about science
>she tells me she likes me
>admit that we get along really well but say nothing else
>chats a few days later
>oh I thought you might have gotten cold feet
>never talk to her again
You just got shadow dumped nigger. Your ONLY option is to do nothing and wait to see if she wants to continue. When she does, say nothing about you and her. Let her broach it or she'll disappear like I did.
Is having no reading comprehension a meme now?
Is primacy and recency a meme now?
Not a bad movie argument. Refine it a bit more maybe.
It's not.
Also I meant to post it on /r9k/
I mean, I could be down for that
That's what I'm trying to do, but it's not paying off
Go back and reread the OP, stupid ass
Relationships should be based on how you get along with each other, not physical intimacy
Is not understanding what primacy and recency mean a meme now?
>I mean, I could be down for that
Sorry to burst your bubble but you already fucked up. The one thing that a 40+ women doesn't want with a younger guy is a relationship, and you basically told her that you feel something for her.
Try to get in touch once and put the ball in her court. You have nothing to lose. Be fucking cool and don't mention shit. Make it super business as usual.
That's bullshit. You can get on with people heaps well but if you don't want to jump their bones you should NEVER get into a relationship with them.
I'm glad you posted it here user. I don't post in /r9k/ and I am enjoying this thread.
If you start a thread there, link it here, I want to lurk.
If you get married to someone, you have to be able to get along with them without constant fucking
OP here. Whatever, I don't want to marry her, just to have fun.
But I do believe physical compatibility is really important even in serious relationships
Libido reduces with time and with children. That doesn't mean it's not a core component. It isn't the only component but to say 'relationships [shouldn't] be based on physical intimacy' is either retarded or irresponsible.
Here
Didn't you already post this shit on /r9k/?
>mfw 23 and never been on a date before
Can't you read the thread before replying. It's like 100 words
Dates are for fags. You just take people out or have them over. It's that fucking easy bruv
/adv/
>mfw 26 and this summer was the first time when a girl hooked into my arm
You have a long way to go.
24 and never kissed a woman, whats your point?
>You just take people out
that's called a "date"
Also, for the sake of this erroneous thread, we watched together
>Lawrence anyway (she liked it and I meh)
>Knight of Cups (she liked it and me too)
>Silence (I liked it and she didnt)
And apparently she loved La La Land, and refused to come see Arrival.
How am I doing?
Dates are a whole thing. Rather, instead you just do something casual. If you call it a date you're either charming or retarded.
>refused to see arival
FUCK that shit frogposter.
>be virgin
>fall for girl (S)
>one night she tells me she's a lesbian (not a lie)
>try getting over her but nothing works
>...
>have first online date exactly a year after S told me she's a lesbian
>tell the date about it; she's actually friends with S and was born on the same day as her
>...
>end up fucking the date that night in an alleyway and cumming inside her
Did I rock and roll lads
...
go to r9k you faggot
That's actually a pretty solid effort mate. I wouldn't have gone raw with someone you know and risk a life time of drama but at least you were proactive. Solid.
>25 this year
>still a kissless virgin
step it up fampai
lose weight you disgusting piece of shit
Yeah, going raw was a bit reckless but thankfully she had a coil.
Being a virgin going on his first date, I wasn't expecting to get laid, so I didn't bring condoms. But then toward the end we started making out and then things escalated and she was telling me how wet she is and that she wants me inside her etc.
There's even more to the story; cryptic dreams, travel, advice from a one-eyed old man etc. But that's too long of a story.
Anyhow, I think the most important thing
is to have resolve and not fear failure. It disgusts me when I see all these bitter virgins complaining and yet they don't put any effort in. As if they are are just entitled to sex.
Text her "MOMMY MOMMY BABY WANTS MILKY NOW NOW NOW BABY WANTS TO FUCK NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"
I lost my virginity at 25 to a hot 17 year old so there's still hope for you
This. She doesn't want to date you just bang you. You dropped pasta big time
I might actually try that
Fuck off you will, liar. If you do you'd better post it here with proofs. If you're not going to do anything else you might as well.
Please tell me how to get some hot tight teen puss. I'm and I'm not fat, or a manlet.
>posting an off colour Mashiro
He'd better not tell you anything
Protip: women are whores. They can't love you. She's 40, she's already got everything a man can give her, house, money, job, kids, whatever the fuck. So she doesn't have to pretend to love you, she can just outright want cock and that's it.
Isn't the world great?
I honestly don't know how I pulled it off, she was way out of my league.
You've never been in a relationship have you?
>refused to see Arrival
You've got a pleb, an old saggy wrinkly pleb. Genuinely, not even memeing, you may as well kill yourself if this is how desperate you are.
>cryptic dreams
That gum you like,
>refused to come see Arrival
She's a keeper.
>decide to stop being a beta bitch and tell her how I feel
OP here. All right guys. You're giving me mixed signals. Like her.
So we let Kek decide.
Trips decide what's the next step of my masterplan.
Got my first Tinder date on Saturday. So far what I've learnt is:
>has a history degree
>is a teacher
>favourite band is The Smiths
>thinks Nina Simone is the greatest singer ever
>favourite films are Trainspotting, Almost Famous and Suspiris
>favourite Hitchcock films are Psycho, Rear Window and Rebecca
>has seen nearly all of David Lynch's films; thinks season 1 of Twin Peaks is his best work
>swallows
Is she a keeper or a fuck and run job?
how do you know she swallows m8
>Tinder
>keepers
She told me.
>he fell for the feelings meme
actually sounds like a keeper
but her tastes don't define her personality, she might like great stuff but still be a huge cunt
...
don't worry, she won't be keeping you as her last swallow
Seek therapy over your creepy grandma fetish
Cmon I can't help it!
See posted like 15 hours ago on r9k
Keep your autism contained to the autism containment board, op
>A history teacher told you she swallows before you've even met her
Fuck off you nerd
Go on Tinder and get a match with someone your own age
I don't go on Tinder. Is dehumanizing