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CL Today:
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Nicosia- BVB

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>/bundes/
>posts CL games

3th for Poldi

next level training devices edition

yes yes hello

next lower league training devices

Not a lot of Pyrenees action, but Alpe d’Huez, Lac Annecy and the Atlantic coast all gets a thumbs up from me.

less plane, more bicycle

nice

Well they will have four days around Pau where they won’t have to travel, so I think they can manage with a couple of flights.

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Stage 9 will have 15 pavé sectors, 154km and 21.7km on the cobbles

Guten Morgen! möchten Sie die Kühe zu melken?

that's why you don't buy fair trade footballs

I thought they are sacred animals?

No, I changed my mind, it's wewe

only a smol milkie for me

I have something mini to milk in my pants for you

lewd

Es ist Zeit für Reich, oder?

noch nicht

Jawohl!

14:88 mein Freund

Sie bringen das Gas, Ich bringe die Juden. Das ist eine gute Vereinbarung?

>Länderspiel ist abgesagt, Sören. Jetzt retten wir unser Land.
what do?

*pruts*

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the fuck is this

ja bruder, das gas steigt

Denmark - Ireland
Hmm okay

Sweden - Italy
Hehe

>Schwitzerland - Nord Eierland

hmmm good luck swissbros

>Germans say 'Gay-Gay' after a game
>extrem coole gruppe
>Merkules

I dont even know where most of this comes from desu. like a small part is some year old facebook memes and the other shit just sounds totally made-up to me

>belastend
what? people have been saying that for decades

>Ahnma
>emojionslos
>fermentieren
>fernschimmeln
>gefresht
>geht fit
>looten
>Merkules
>napflixen
>nicenstein
>Noicemail
>schatzlos
>selfiecide
>sozialtot
>tacken
>Teilzeittarzan
>Textmarkeraugenbrauen
>tinderjährig
>trumpeten
>unfly
>unlügbar

I honestly havent seen or heard about any of these in my life ever

it's how underage retards like you speak

Patrician tier
looten, selfiecide, textmarkeraugenbrauen
High tier
teilzeittarzen, napflixen
Meh tier
emojionslos
Just KYS tier
trumpeten, Merkules, sozialtot, tinderjährig

>like a small part is some year old facebook memes and the other shit just sounds totally made-up to me
the list was probably compiled by some middle aged woman that studied "something with media" 10 years ago and is now paid to browse facebook all day and explain epic youth memes to her 60 year old sneaker-wearing boss.

I bims Jugendwort vong Langenscheidt her.

theyre all Just KYS tier to me

also
>Bruh / Dab are murrifat adapted words
>belastend is a normal word thats been used since forever
>I bims, vong, 1 life are years old facebook memes
>GG is just regular gamer lingo

who the fuck decides this shit

According to the FB-Page of the Jugendwort there is a survey which chooses the top 10 which are then given to a jury (no idea who is in the jury)
surveymonkey.de/r/jugendwort2017

jesus dear god this encapsulates everything i hate about this country

kek, have you listened to her """music"""?

who is that?

...

never seen her

I don't consume metrosexual normie media.

wow I mean its not exactly bibi level but its getting close in terms of shittyness

is goretzka 100 percent going to bayern lads?

yes. brandt and draxler too

Ist du ready, mein kleinen hurensohns!?

post the dabbing one

JBL

Yes

Brandt and Tah are going to Barcelona

>postman didn't deliver my Gewürze today

What did you order

Salt

Hmm some kind of special salt I gather

no just a lot of Salt for the upcoming long winter

Okay
You have a lot of herring to brine.

Yes

hey you aren't me. but I actually ordered salt and nutmegs.

salt without anticaking agent (not a fan of sodium ferrocyanide, personally)

Okay

Who is the best Anglo to ever play in bundes?

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i never use salt in anything i make

i hate salt

my philosophy is this: if a meal needs salt to taste good, it is not a good meal

>'Six weeks before I came to Hamburg, they won the European Cup Winners' Cup,' Rudi said.
>'The captain came to my room and said 'We don't like this English guy. We won the Cup and we don't need him and we don't like him. If you put this little English guy in we don't like to work together with you'.
>'I wanted to make a very big team like Bayern Munich and with Keegan it was possible.

>'I'm sure today, otherwise I would not say it, that the players made sabotage against me. The first game of the season we lost 5-2 and I saw that my players didn't like to win.'
>Three months later, Gutendorf was sacked.
>'My own players, they sacked me. That is the hardest thing that can happen to a coach,' he added.

>'I was so fed up. I went away as far as possible in the world. I became the national coach of Australia.'

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absolute madman

By how many goals will Dortmund be BTFO today?

ja

>Lienen calling Leverkusen and Wolfsburg Traditionsvereine

>btfo

hmmm nah I think they'll win like 3:1

fuck the jugend

>schalke strikes again

twitter.com/JH_Gruszecki/status/919651052634497025/video/1

i never use women for any of my ejaculations

i hate women

my philosophy is this: if my dick needs a woman to get hard, the porn isn't good enough

tbf it's clearly a joke

i can understand why you hate salt

i believe most dishes taste better with salt though

>Fußballromantiker & -historiker. BVB- und Lateinamerikaliebhaber. In Diego Maradona fast so verliebt wie in den Ballspielverein, seine Katzen und die Nordstadt.
>being this much of a numale faggot

My dad would put salt on it if you served him a piece of bacon or a bowl of soy sauce.

oh ja was ein goldener oktober.

und bald ist weinachtzeit da gibt es wider pletschen und spekuhlazius fein fein naschen

yeah its an illness. whenever my friend cooks its unedible because of the salt

my face when i get a lemon without seeds

either going to be madrid-london or simultaneous broadcasting

just the typical halfwit that doesn't understand irony. probably votes Grüne too.

Didn't they lose to PAOK two seasons ago?

were talking about salt here. please adopt

Ist zwar ein reupload doch zum glück kiffe ich und habe alles wieder vergessen

I have a feeling Tottenham Hotspurs London will get a draw. They are pretty good on away games and Real hasn't been that dominant lately.

Look at his profile. It's the typical lefty retard who wants to bring his annoying politics into the football stadium.

I honestly don't mind salt on my dishes at all. The taste of the actual dish should still be more prominent of course.

Lebkuchen = Spekulation > small places

I don't like salt on Laugengebäck, it's just dominating the taste. Usually peel most of it off and hope nobody notices desu.

Laugenstangen and Laugenbrötchen are god tier

Here you go

watching a documentary about fehmarn and the people right now. i like the northern german women, they seem down to earth

If you like a more classic one, here's this

That’s why Denmark is building a tunnel so we can come and get them.
I noticed, btw, that NDR has a lot of interesting-sounding documentaries.

>shes 66
what a hottie. also check em

>NDR
Wow