/brit/

>Hong Kong is britis-

edition

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plymouth is actually an alright place

sophie

IMPEACH FRUMPF

Chewing licorice root
Think I've got a new habit

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for fuck's sake can you not at least wait until 300 posts? are you really that desperate to be the OP of the thread? fucking spastic adhd child

china is communist

I sell knowingly broken cameras on eBay as 'untested' and let runty little bargain hunters bid them up haha

decent little earner

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got propositioned last night by a good friend and his gf for a 3sum. very mixed feelings about it 2bh

anime

eating a burrito lads

Ah yes Sup Forums, definitely not a reddit enclave

shit leftyreddit says
>white supremacist
>white identity = fascism
>hate, hate speech, hateful ideology, etc
don't fall for his gimmicks

James?

youtube.com/watch?v=QSkvyG3H_KM
and 'scape lad in

The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.

The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cyberspace.

By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.

Neo-China arrives from the future.

Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.

Retro-disease.

Nanospasm.

what do you call british communism?

pommunism :)

Ah yes, the benefits of mullticulturalism

in the mood for chatting up some average girls at a house party

need a cuddle

what

>runescape

the virgin party

>WoW

the chad raid

youtube.com/watch?v=kbit-E4pXMs

Yes

you dont know what a gimmick is

impeach bldrmblbrmpfrrumplpfrptmplff

need to look at a real life girl

*farts on you*

Sup Forums just talks about game of thrones, star wars and the latest capeshit. it is not different to reddit in any significant way.

Actually Hong Kongers feel more British than Chinese

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/hong-kong-democracy-campaigners-demand-return-to-british-rule-as/

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255712/Hong-Kong-protests-Thousands-protesters-streets-demanding-greater-democracy-waving-British-colonial-flags.html

uh... you don't get to bring friends...

same. don't know anyone having a party though. probly just go to bed.

love clubbing
love dancing with girls
love having sex with girls
love pints and vodka
hate working
hate virgins
simple as

keep getting matches on tinder and bumble but can not be arsed to speak to them

shame, I really want a gf

maybe this is why I'm single

maybe I'm asexual? maybe I'm gay?

Sup Forums is shite but the naked attraction threads are filled with /brit/lads so they're grand

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yes he does

they can feel as british as they like but they are clearly chinese

youtube.com/watch?v=gYPTgJbfJZ8

If this song was Chinese it would be called TI YOON

gobshite

hundreds of girls just like this in my town, half of them are gypsies I reckon, they have no end of sites allocated to them

hate when women take pictures with their disgusting runt pets

absolutely NOT peng

yep, get out plenty. Nobody fucking plays runescape any more

banger this
youtube.com/watch?v=XVjbGvHN-IY

>he looks for a gf on tinder
you realize those are refurbished sluts who got tired of riding chad right (protip: they never get tired).

>china is communist
>they can feel as british as they like but they are clearly chinese

Pits and bollocks have gone all smelly again. Hate when this happens.

any man had a 3 some here? is it awkward once you spaff?

/brit/ has gone to shit

t. been on /brit/ for 2 days

Hong Kong slags loves BBC (big British cock)

unasit.tumblr.com

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Not if the other two men are hot.

You can feel as British as you like but you are clearly a south african/cambodian/indian from brum

3 blokes?

i remember when brit used to be good (this morning)

brit was never good

any man had a tights gf here?

>2027
>Electric cars are 70% of all sales
>Electric cars are 100% of sales for people who say things like "it's just a car innit" "just want something to get from A to B" "Elon is my hero"

>Government introduces a scrappage scheme for evil petrol cars to get £5,000 off a shiny Tesla or other electric OMG ELON I LOVE YOU
>All the normies scrap their perfectly good petrol cars

>All the great driver's cars become classic-car levels rare overnight.
>Try to buy a simple 6 banger 3 series
>£60,000

remember the last night I was happy

haha just joking, I cant't even remember the last time I was happy

my friend wants to know just as a joke what it feels like to have a thick cock balls deep in your arsehole

there's a virgin post if you look a bit up on the thread

1f 2m

Your Ma is like a bowling ball, fingered 3 times and fucked down an alley

thats a bloke

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youtube.com/watch?v=-9OOsKVcmyE

> lvls?

any man ever been to plymouth here?

ashe

dude drugs rofl

No but I once had a sex dream where a girl gave me a thighjob in tights and I came all over her black tights.

Yes, a couple weeks ago

It's a bit wanky but alright I guess

off to the pakishop, you cunts want anything?

Gay as fuck. Why would you want that? Sharing the same pussy as some other mans sweaty dick and cum.
Disgusting degenerate
Petrol cars are reddit

september is the comfiest month

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Gonna be a nightmare to get that stain out desu, you knobhead

waiting for the mandy to kick in

might be one of the new favourites

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but imagine driving a V8 F-Type or Mustang GT when everyone around you is in a pathetic electric cuckbox. It'd be fantastic

*lobster potting bot intensifies*

if every post you made on /brit/ was yelled out of your open front door by Brian Blessed, with quote links replaced with "Oi!" what would you post, if anything? I reckon it'd be fun for an hour, but get very annoying after that.

No one mentioned drugs until you said it. Grow up.
also
t. drinks tea
t. drinks coffee
t. takes nurofen
t. drinks alcohol
t. exercizes

tights are cheap

also she wasn't real

rate the 'way

nonce thought

ha
den grambs ambur leef
ha

enjoy being a spec in my rear view mirror looool

youtube.com/watch?v=1Cp3CRmcAJU

its called a condom you virgin

dropping on your own? interesting choice lad

cocaine
benzos
mdma
lsd
2c-b
dmt
ket
speed

>over 16 degrees every day until the middle of October
fucking hate hot weather fuck off

susan~

I had a rare 2 person threesome with your mum and your sister

youtu.be/bZzule73bdg

screaming

Stop breeding with white women.

I've done that in real life. Must suck being a virgin.
Veggie beta. Very low T