What the fuck happened to these threads?
Today's fixtures, UCL:
Manchester City - Napoli
Maribor - Liverpool
Halal - Tottenham
/epl/
Camden Peterson
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Owen Nguyen
dude, it's CL football tonight
Oliver Murphy
So...? We have Serie A and Bundes threads too.
Easton Cruz
i lik bundas
Andrew Davis
Is this /bundas/?
Christopher Hernandez
I like Serie A more but I mainly watch EPL.
NO!
Brody Adams
>Mariobor win
>It's still Mou's fault for parking the bus
Mason Brown
/epl/ has migrated to a Facebook group
fb.com/groups/255661011597281/
Ayden Jackson
None of those teams play in the Egyptian Premier League though
Hudson Perry
Nah, I'm sure Lelverpool will win this easily.
Blake Murphy
>Lelverpool
>win this easily.
Easy 2-1 for Maripoor
Samuel Campbell
>BREAKING: Craig Shakespeare has been sacked as manager of @LCFC – Sky sources. #SSN
Jayden Scott
...
Jeremiah Lewis
Shit happens. 1-1 vs West Brom is embarrassing imo.
Camden Stewart
And not only that. They play extremely poor compared to the current team.
Ryan Bennett
I wonder if he is going to take Klopp's job? Or is he buying Newcastle? There has to some sort of twist here.
Benjamin Morales
...
Sebastian Bailey
/ourboys/ or leddit?
Juan Nelson
Feels reddit.
Anthony Cook
...
Henry Campbell
RIP Spuds
Chase Russell
stopped following epl tbf
its so normie and actually overrated shit
Angel Reed
Tough game and I hope there won't be refballs to help halal out just like in the Dortmund game.
Follow championshi instead.
Asher Powell
Nigel Pearson is coming home lads
Dylan Murphy
stop posting here then you fat mong
Liam Gutierrez
Best moment of his career?
Sebastian Torres
Caleb Morgan
No one likes City, which makes me kinda like them lol
Ryan Anderson
fucking based.
Who do you support m8? (Before this slight affinity towards MC)
Camden Peterson
generals are shit though
Juan Johnson
Pathetic
Christian Richardson
will Liverpool slip today?
Isaiah Hall
Only if the Romanibro slip poster will show.
Alexander Hernandez
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has signalled his intentions to take up a life on the road once his football career is finally over after revealing he is studiously working on his bus drivers licence.
The news came after his sides mind numbingly boring 0-0 draw with rivals Liverpool at Anfield on Saturday, in what was another brilliant example of Jose’s bus parking skills. Since his appointment at Old Trafford in 2016 Mourinho’s United have registered less than a goal a game on average against the leagues big 6, and could muster only a single shot on target against Liverpool on the weekend.
But none of those damning stats have proved to be of any interest to Mourinho, who is instead fully focused on the task at hand: getting his leather driving gloves on a category D licence at the earliest possible opportunity.
“For me, the second half was a game of chess but my opponent didn’t open the door for me to win the game,” shrugged Mourinho as he practiced reversing his bus into another tight parking space for the 15th time of the day.
Such is Mourinho’s determination to get behind the big wheel, he could be on the verge of turning down a new bumper deal which would see his salary swell to over £15m a year. The pay cut would be a price Mourinho is willing to pay if it means he can pursue his dream of swapping stadium dugouts for motorway service stations sooner rather than later.
Chase Baker
/squires/
Ian Cooper
bait
Robert Cook
Wew, we're doing well.
Ryder Jackson
Incoming Livershit delusion.
Joshua Anderson
John Stones has been impressive so far this season