/nba/ general

>Season Opener Edition
>aka We All Know What's Gonna Happen Edition

8:00 PM: Celtics @ Cavaliers
10:30 PM: Rockets @ Warriors
>EST obviously

DEN:Woj: Nuggets will likely waive Jameer Nelson
UTA:Dante Exum to undergo shoulder surgery
DEN:Richard Jefferson expected to sign w/ Nuggets
SAC:Bogdan Bogdanovic (ankle) doesn't practice
SAC:George Hill (groin) hopeful for Wednesday
LAK:Walton hints Kuzma could start sans KCP
SA:Aldridge agrees to 3-year extension with SAS
LAK:Josh Hart exits practice with Achilles issue
LAK:Julius Randle (ribs) limited at practice
LAK:Bogut (groin) sits out Monday's scrimmage
LAK:Lonzo Ball (ankle) says he'll be ready Thurs
GS:Iguodala, Casspi practice in full on Monday

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Screen cap this, GS will win the Finals and beat the Cavs

This is now my general, all of you consistently prove how underaged and how much lack of knowledge you have on the players around the league. I can tell most of you watch your team and ONLY your team on a regular basis, while I watch every single game of every single team and actually have knowledge on the players.

>Lebron is pastebin user

does anyone think that lonzo is complicit in how those who spoke out about his father were bombarded online.

we all thought he was some shy kid who was afraid to speak up but ball in the family shows us that hes loud in certain crowds. hes not dull/shy/afraid at all. hes dropped trap records for pete's sake. he sat idly by whilst people got lit up on twitter & youtube. if they had have known he wasnt a soft, frail pushover they'd have taken shots more frequently whilst receiving less criticism online

>gets BTFO
>you g-guys just don't watch us play
Kek

imagine being so autistic you think of /nba/ when someone mentions peanut butter

IT'S NBA SEASON AGAIN!
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HAPPY WESTBROOK DAY!

Did you see that ignorant list made by some Laker fan in the last thread? LMAO he had the Lakers winning over 40 games and many other ignorant opinions like the Jazz and Pacers each winning less than 15 games.

pb updated :^)

As the new king of /nba/, I'm enacting a new pastebin that blocks out the astounding lack of basketball knowledge that most of this general has. It will truly be the real god dream.

As a true basketball connoiseur I'm watching all the preseason games over again today before the regular season starts. My brain expands with knowledge after every game.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017-2018 NBA champions

what are some songs that are either about basketball or remind you of the sport?

Basketball by Kurtis Blow, Kobe by Chief Keef and random pep rally songs from high school are the only ones that immediately come to mind

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Super excited for this NBA season.
We have finally entered the 90s millennial NBA. The memeball will be great.

How hard do to you think kyrie is going to go tonight against the Cavs? I think that the Cavs won't bring it as hard because they're playing down the whole thing like it's no big deal. I bet Kyrie is just itching to show them what they were missing by trying to keep LeBron happy those years Kyrie was there.

I think the Celts will win but it won't matter ultimately, Kyrie will go super hard

>Cav fans already trying to start excuses for why they lost, saying stuff like the Cavs aren't gonna play as hard
LOL

Was Nate Robinson special?

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No, just a manlet

>"Sup user, want to go shoot some hoops?"

wat do?

Give him the spare change in my pocket

I think the bigger and more valid excuse is they're missing a player who scored almost 30ppg last year.

>legit want to sport that nice looking peacoat

Gold shoes are too much though.

where's your crackhead mother she owes me $40 for a jumbo

hard foul

Call him a nigger

>mfw games haven't even started and LeCockroaches are already making excuses
LMAO

this is your future

>jumbo
Haven't heard that in a minute

Is emkniid playing tomorrow

Last 2 digits is how many minutes joel embiid will average per game for his career

Not bad

yes for like 15 minutes

/jah/ is usually good against Gortat though

boy i cant wait for lebron to guard kyrie on a switch and kyrie crossing his bitch ass up

might ejaculate tbqh

heh another public official joining our late night intellectuals in Trump bashing...maybe they are on to something

this

>Get paid 150 million dollars
>Still on a minute restriction
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Last 2 digits is how many minutes lonzo ball will average per game for his career

What a BUUSSST

What a BUUSSST

Claim your waifu.

Badadadadadumdum

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>the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>not being gay for gay

>Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017-2018 NBA champions

>Spudoras winning in Trump's America

we dont got waifus in this general. we not nerds.

>tfw want reesus puffs because of blatant nba 2k advertising

He was a fun scorer!

Shoot the hoops and make well timed witty jokes so that LeBron will be my best friend and then I can die happily ever after.

so what "trump" team will win? literally the entire nba hates trump

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>The news is credible

Not the spudoras lmao

"Sure, could you help me on my form?"

uhh most nba players love trump, they just dont admit it in public, like most trump supporters

>we not nerds.
>on an hentai image board

those two headlines are not mutually exclusive

How much will LeGOD go for to shit on Kyrie and the Celtics

>people who pretend everyone on Sup Forums is an anime nerd
lmao literally never watched anime on my life or been to any of the weeaboo boards on Sup Forums

Boston is filled with white kids that still wear ecko tshirts

So he's going for #60

I've never seen a more godly image

wearing any clothing thats not from walmart is unadult desu

lmao this

ive never watched any anime ever kek

Mock him and hope he chimps out so I can get some money

WE

would suck his cock no homo

How /fa/ is this outfit?

Post yfw LeGOD puts up a quad double tonight with 10 blocks on Kryrie

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LeBron Jr will carry his dad to his 7th Title.

>not going for the quintuple-double

All I see is a racist

Absolutely disgusting.

is lebron even playing?

absoutely disgusting figure.

Y'all ready to see the bois back?

If Richard Jefferson is even decent, Im even higher on Denver, who could slip into the Western top 4.

Why does Kobe look like an Uncle Tom?

How many points will the GOAT drop in his Reg Season debut?

Lebron better play so i can hate on that nigga tonight. Opening night is always holiday for me and my hate for lebron. Just because i know my hate for him is going to be ramped up all season

He wasn't raised in tha hood

Last 2 digits confirm how much he'll score.

Who y'all got winning for these two games?

HOU @ GS

NYK @ OKC

>this niggah here

duh and duh
rockets & knicks 0-82

GS, or HOU, doesn't matter GS wins in the end
OKC

who cares?
the guys Q rating is tiny now, no one is interested anymore.

Your Q rating is low too, until you combine it with your U, E, E, and R ratings. Then it skyrockets.

wow nice dad joke...

haha queer

It's 2017. Our generation doesn't use gay or queer as an insult dad.

If your dad called you queer, it must be true! He'd know better than anyone!

shut up faggot

>it's a SJW cuck thread

It's funny how all you haters talk shit but don't even really hoop. See me on the court see if you still talk shit about my Celtics then.

If anything, being called a faggot is a compliment now. Thanks buddy.

lol wtf

WUZ

im about to go hoop right now stupid fucking nigger cuck bitch pussy ill dunk my dick into your face faggot