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the SQUAD edition

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GOOD EDITION

Best edition ever may i say.

/cum/ is a no-fap general. remember this. we are all here for each other.

What the fuck is this "YAAS QUEEN" thing that Americans say?

I'm trolling some cuck on /lit/

Being a Manlet should be considered a disability and the government should give me aid and welfare

i'm having second thoughts about graduate school.
the friends i know that opted to get a job have their lives in order already.
i'm feeling like i've been left in the dust

yássssssssssssss

my partner ratted me out

You never learn

Do you REALLY wanna know?
Open this at your own discretion
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QUEEN BEE IS ON THE SWARM. SLAY QUEEN SLAY. YASSSSS

niggers always latch onto random phrases from their ooga booga music
Right now, they're saying "stomach on flat flat" and "sit down" and "that part" but then they'll move onto the next stupid "hot" phrases in 2 months

>me
stop being a manlet

If the American accent is Midwestern/"news speak", and the Midwest was settled by Germans and Scandis, does that make the American accent a mix of German and Swedish?

It's not my fault I was born without motivation.

We should genocide these fucking queers

come to malaysia "white" men

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i masturbate at least twice a day
once during the morning, then once before i go to bed

rude

NEED a ginger gf

me too

nothing wrong with that, unless you're looking at pornography

I can't

thats a boy

typical.
you never learn

this is not befitting of the /cum/ guidelines. if you want to continue posting here you must refrain from touching your wiener in a gratuitous and deviant way.

nigger faggot shit

betting that has a benis

good.

Wrong.

i use my imagination a lot

>face full of cancer factories

*comes*

I don't know what any of that gay shit means but it sounds like baby talk

don't think you know what freckles are

>freckles are moles

A bit negative, my dude.

Niggers are the dogs in the Jew's Pavlovian experiments.

People with freckles are the cheetahs and jaguars of the human kingdom.

Only wank to gay porn, but I'm not gay

okay I was wrong
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
go ahead

Found an apartment

Now I can be a neet and lose ~600€/month at the same time

...So! Word around the block is you like little boys? Das weird mane...

>freckles
>anything other than little sun kisses

*makes a controversial post*

*FREAKS OUT*

I'm a grown man with freckles on my shoulders and arms. None on my face though.

*laughs at you*

*teleports behind you*

i think freckles are cute on girls

every one of them is a kiss from an angel

hello my fellow ging

Got freckles on my face and my arms

I'm not a ginger my hair is brown, except for my facial hair when it grows in that's red

Nobody ever thinks they're cute on boys. Fuck me, man.

I have freckles on my face but they're very faint and tiny. they blend in with a tan anyways.

Very cute. Do you have any sisters? My sister is a petite blonde who looks like Taylor Swift. Happy to trade.

Is /cum/ welcoming to gays?

My sister is a souless ginger dating another ginger

if it's any consolation, i'm not a fag and don't think any boys are cute

As long as you aren't a faggot

...

Um

this general is like 50 percent ironically gay and 50 percent unironically gay

Vito Spatafore is a fuckin fanook

I don't know who that is

yas queen

need a Canadian friend

any leafs want to hang out

Going to call a black man the n word today

Sopranos duh

>have never seen a morrocan before
I thank God every day for this

Only seen 3 episodes

>reading Huck Finn
>So many n-words with hard R's

Sure
*teabags you while you're asleep*

*screams at you*

This is basically how I look, am I masculine enough for this general?

you can cross my border anytime

remember reading that in school and the teacher had everybody in class read from it out loud
ah good times

if you know what I mean

Know a Moroccan lad I play soccer with named Achraf. He's nice enough, but he reinforces the concept the Greeks and the British already knew: Arabs and Berbers are imitation races. They're shit at being creative, but if you give them precise instructions how they can accomplish anything.

Don't fuck with me denmark

bring it...... I SAID BRING IT BITCH

Pepe would choose the lamest ninja turtle to imitate

they should give us subsidized gfs too

BUY BTC BUY BTC THE FUCKING DIP IS REAL BUY NOW

...

why the fuck are the beatles and dr dre so stingy with their music? I just want to listen to their music on youtube w/o any fucking hassle

I just watched Road house with Patrick swayze. I feel unstoppable.

/cum/ is a masturbation general
nofap beta idiots fuck off

I like you Denmark :3

just went to the fb of a black chick I used to bang and fapped to her pictures

>no Nordic gf
Is there any reason to live?

Post them

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just pirate it you mong

I don't wanna dl it

Weird af Tbh bro

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you don't fap to girls you banged?