Ywn be manhandled by a swede

>ywn be manhandled by a swede

Oh, the daily gay thread

Keyword: man

That makes it fucking impossible.

VITTU

I know that feel. Sadly they're mostly a bunch of defeatist cucks these days.

I'll manhandle you instead then

there are dozens every day

/brit/ doesn't count mate

Delete this mother fucking thread right now Sven

STAY THE FUCK AWAY

Aren't all Danes manlets or something?

I'm not a Sven.

I'm 189 cm

GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

>t. Greekoswede

Fuck you
The finns are mine none of you can have them
Fuck off

PLEASE come manhandle me

don't be rude

>manhandled a swede and a finn already
You're next, d*nmark

>189 cm

I won't go down without a fight

Good. That's the best part.

prepare your frail bodies for the manhandling of a lifetime

SHIT FUCK CUNTS TREASON BETRAYAL FUCK ALL OF YOU I'M DONE

Is this really what you guys are doing on Saturday night?

don't worry sven there's enough finnish boys for everybody

How tall are you?

why is it always Scandis being so fucking gay

>The virgin: Sweden
>The chad: Denmark

>Tfw too hairy to be a bottom and not quite manly enough to be a top
end my life

what else would we be doing?

>Scandinavia

>not quite manly enough to be a top
that can be changed

>too hairy to be a bottom
that can be shaved

treacherous sluts one and all
185 but that doesn't matter
get annexed by russia

>tfw masculine and tall but not hairy
I feel cheated

How do you go about shaving your butt

wow rude

>This window will close in 3 seconds...

Butt is not even that hard desu.
If you need help with that stuff I'm sure there are plenty of help online. I'd say a good razor, method and consistency are key though.

Sleeping, of course. Gotta get up early and have a productive day.

>finland
>scandinavia
>the absolute state of education inside the united states of america

I'll do my best, and when I'm done, I'll visit denmark.

I don't understand how anyone can be gay, I wouldn't mind being a girl who dressed up all slutty and went out to get fucked every night of the week but I don't understand how anyone could be an actual homosexual

I woke up at 5 pm there's no way I could sleep now

wow! that's very offensive! enjoy 4 years of jail now for hate speech, bigot!

>ywn slap a Swede

Thanks for your opinion.

>tfw 183 cm

Swedes are made for cuddling and tender lovemaking. Why would you want to slap one?

Is that bad?

that's still above-average pierre-san

Swedes are for bullying and so are Finns!

Yes :^(

...

yea, I guess

stop bully pls

give me a cute Finnish gf, then

My country needs to be range-banned once and for all.

Nothing tender about what I want to do with you.

*bf

And what would that be?

Vituttaako?

gf*

Well it's not even true. There would be parts of you that would be VERY tender after I was done with you.

That's pretty hot

This thread is a warning example of what excessive xenestrogens in our environment are capable of causing.

I'm not a homo, I just wanna cuddle and hug another dude.