Are you greek?

I am greek

How would I know?

milo?

Does your wife have a mustache?

Oh come on. Greek chicks here are a lot more attractive than the vast majority of german chicks.

I can't be greek, I pay my bills.

WE WUZ SOCRATEZ N SHIET

German check yourself before you wreck yourself

That's because the vast majority of german chicks aren't german anymore, Hans.

Greek women are fat and hairy in 80% of the case.

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