Official Real Madrid vs Tottenham Hotspur thread

Navas; Ramos, Varane, Marcelo, Achraf; Casemiro, Kroos, Modric; Isco, Benzema, Ronaldo

Lloris, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Sanchez, Aurier, Sissoko, Dier, Winks, Eriksen, Kane, Llorente

Fuck anime

COME ON HARRY

Oh and Llorente.. What in the mother fuck is this

are they fucking kidding me? where is Asensio? another 0-1p in fantasy roooooooooooooooooo

>15 year contract edition

HALAL MADRID

WHAT ARE YOU DOING POCH. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PEP

based frenchie madridista

nth for harry BANE hat trick

why is winks starting what the fuck

>Never cross the ball
>Play Llorente

What kind of chess is this?

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>Llorente

Poch is a genius.

>watching this crap instead of Monaco Besiktas

--------------Lloris
Aurier--Toby--Sanchez--Jan
---Sissoko--Dier--Winks
-------------Eriksen
---------Kane---Llorente

Poch is a genius

I kind of like this line up from Pochetino. It's like he's saying "fuck it" and going for a game he's expected to lose anyway. It reminds me of when Fergie went to the Bernabeu and started Rooney, Van Persie, Welbeck and Giggs.

You now remember Adebayor.

Kane?

>It's like he's saying "fuck it"
I'd give him a bit more credit than that tbf. Real would never have expected this lineup/formation. Seems he's trying to pack out the midfield and have Eriksen free to roam and pick out the strikers

>he remembers the Alex Ferguson era

How fucking old are you? Lel

The Chad Bale - The Virgin Gareth

23. AND YOU??

...

What minute will Aurier get sent off?

Sissoko, Dier, Winks, Eriksen is just as good as Casemiro, Kroos, Modric; Isco desu

Don't lie on an anonymous imageboard it's pathetic

34th

How about you shut up you little snail before I put a corkscrew between your eyes

Said you just got Kaned (you just got Kaned)
You just got Kaned (you just got Kaned)
You just got Kaaaaned Kaaaaned
You just got Kaaaaned Kaaaaned

LGTSS
>the middlesbrough molester
>the sultan of stoke
>the butcher of burnley

Sisokko will destroy this real midfield desu

>tfw no Sissoko-Wanyama-Dembele midfield 3

t-thanks for jumping in user, I owe you

wtf, I unironically thought Sissoko and Wanyama were the same guy

they're not?

>argentinian education

wanyama is the one that can play football

>llorente
>winks

What is he doing?

How about you give me your address you fucken putz

Just made enough rice for a family of six. What is wrong with me.

Giz a bit, mate.

I’m tired of madridwinslol

Please fuck them up Spurs

Rice quantity can be difficult to judge

Go Spurs

Predicting a 5-0 victory for Madrid desu

>Enrique Cano (born 28 July 1993 in Madrid) is a Spanish professional footballer

It's just part of being white. Have you also burnt a load of it to the bottom of the pan?

...

no, spell it on your hand before throwing it to pot, one full hand is enough for 1 person

Didn't even know Llorente was at spurs

Buckingham Palace

You can tell the girl is British just by looking at her mouth/chin

any bets on lads?

The completely Gormless look?

Madrid win 4-0

how is tottenkike going to handle real's diamond in the middle? protip: they'll be dismantled.

4-2 MADRIDWINSLOL

Most exciting match of the season so far?

i just tried to do this is my hand and i made a fucking mess everywhere. Cheers, Osvaldo

37 Norwich Road
Thornton Heath
CR7
England

See you soon you little flower, I’ll be waiting by the front door and live streaming it

Spurs will get absolutely schooled today

does bale still play football / soccer?

Look at Spurs' formation you mong

Sane and Kane to score first. 5 quid 60 quid return. I am an alpha male.

TSUUU scores and real win to double the pay

Who?

>Sissoko
>Winks

So Wanyama and Dembele are *both* injured? This is going to be a bloodbath.

Spurs gonna park it and hoof to llorente with hold up play from Kane and counter breaks from aurier. Marcelo is rapid, but he plays way to high up the pitch

I don't know how to explain this, but you can tell by looking

Maisie Williams will be the perfect and exaggerated caricature of a British girl

>CL Now
>NBA Later

Noice

Winks-Dembele with Wanyama behind would be better

Lol that's actually close by. You gay?

>Aurier

It's Ogre

Nah, Spurs have so many injuried that it sucks the fun out of it.

>missing a starting lb, starting dm, the best starting cm, and a starting striker

sent :)

Yeah, come round if you want but don’t tell anyone where you’re going

who /fucking terrified/ here?

looking forward to Kane long balls to Llorente

It's already a foregone conclusion, the weak lineup reminds me of the EL Dortmund game

>watching niggerball

Tf is wrong wid you

Wow what a meme line up Achraf? Sanchez? Winks? Llorente? Were the fuck is Alli? Have he fallen so much in form he doesn't play?

He's actually playing achraf in CL, the absoluute madman!

basketball is the thinking man's sport

I'm going to watch City vs Napoli. But Jebus I'd like to see this one as well! I hate that they play all matches at the same time, idiotic.

ali suspended cause he's a tit

Alii is suspended

Nice

holy shit kys

>58 year old lesbian aunt who we took in because she had nowhere to live and now refuses to leave is using all the hot water in the new bath we had put in today before anyone else even has a chance to use it

Gonna stab her soon

NBA is a snore fest, I don't know how anyone can watch it

Niggas are for our entertainment, cmon now

FOOT BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>watching live nba games
Just watch it tomorrow before work, skip all the breaks and don't have to stay up late

At least she's not spreading her crooked shitty genes. Let's hope you aren't either.

If thinking men are all cucks and love BBC then yeah.

>Achraf
Who's that

Halal 3 - 1 Yids

some people actually enjoy basketball as a sport
Lebron plays Kyrie at 8 it'll be like an anime fight tbdesu family pie

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