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Comfy LOTR edition
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found a story i wrote when i was 5 i 2003
will transcribe it and post it for your approval shortly
Rosie probably lifts weights with her teeth to strengthen her jaw like a boxer
You exist because we allow it.
You will end because we demand it.
yuzu
Alri
does deano read books? whats his favorite?
Watching the ol' Jimmy Bond on the telly
Go sit in a park with your sweetie! (DON'T HAVE ONE, ALL SOCIAL RELATIONS HAVE DEGENERATED TO ORGYPORGY PROLEFEED NIGHTMARE)
Take Facebook tweet selfies of your stupid bullshit! (ENDLESSLY FOCUS ON DAY-TO-DAY PETTY SOCIALIZING AND LASCHIAN NARCISSISTIC GRANDSTANDING ON SOCIAL MEDIA, ALL HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO LITERALLY PREHISTORICAL LEVELS OF HYPERGAMY IN A WHIRLING GYRE OF MEANINGLESS TINDER FACEFUCKING FOR THE SELECT FEW AND ELLIOT RODGER RESENTMENT FOR THE REST)
Consume trendy garbage and eat cool food :P!!!! (LITERALLY CHINESE NIGGER SLAVES MADE YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT "THINKGEEK.COM" BAUBLES AND DESIGNER STRETCHPANTS, IN ENDLESS WASTELANDS THAT RESEMBLE THE FACTORIES OF INDUSTRIAL ENGLAND MARX WROTE ABOUT IN COMPLETE HORROR)
autism
>psoting in the Hun thread
Shame!
Best intro to a tv show ever
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Completely wrong. Pacific theatre dwarfed them all. An enemy that didn't surrender, scarce food and water, low ammo, jungle-rot, malaria, flash-floods, too warm, higher mortality rate, low medicine
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JANNY'S GONNA HAVE A FIT
Dan Brown.
Footballer's biographies.
Hand over your flesh
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who wants a shitty welsh toad
haha down he goes!
Any Icelandic man in?
AND THEN TRIGGER MADE A FACE
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>burgers fighting nips in the pacific
what did this have to do with the war in Europe?
absolutely, unconditionally never on any occasion
only thing he reads is the stapled hand-outs on his college bricklaying course and even those he just skims
Only books he has in his house are Jamie Oliver cookbooks and a couple of self-help books his boss told him to read. Perhaps a couple of these for the elite Deano
cannot comprehend that people actually watch television or play videogames in their free time rather than sitting reading wikipedia and ebooks while shitposting on an imageboard all day.
though i think i've finally picked up on the fact people prefer to talk about people they know than about media or about general information. (i.e. in inverse proportion to what i can actually talk about, because i have no friends and know nothing about my family.)
Girlfriend punched me today
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Jeremy Clarkson books at the pool whilst on holiday in Alicante
cartoon
do u actually not know?
also brits were there too, but we got BTFO by the japs pretty early on
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>drunk
>about to go out for a walk listening to some explosions in the sky
Who here /comfy/???
would you shag her if it was the only way of keeping the union??
Poor quality but It will make a fine addition to my collection
>tfw i made them
>tfw posted a new edition one day but everyone said it was shit so i never made one again
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oooooh look at me I have a girlfriend
PATHETIC
just b urself :)
No.
might shag her if I was selected as the Labour candidate in a safe seat though.
used to read wikipedia but my attention span is too shot for that now, I would need amphetamines to get back to that place
100% incapable of even holding a conversation with literally anyone, be they a family member or coworker. Dunno what the future holds
saving porn is not normal
>about to go out for a walk listening to some explosions in the sky
>Tuesday 6th July 2003
This is the "Bells" faimily, there's Mr bell, Mrs bell and the children: Alex*, Harry**, Pipy and baby Zac.
Sudenly the "bells" saw somone putting a bomb in someones car. Alex started running with their warter guns!***
It woud of bern miraculous fight if Mr and Mrs bell told them that they were not permited too.
When the bells got home the news was on it said; "A man was found with a bomb three peaple saw, someone with a water gun, and shot him with it. If you are over 15 and you were the person who did it then go to the priminister nex week for 9,000,000 quid, and am army plane.
The end.
*17 years old
**18 years
***they shot him onle
Ireland was an axis power
I'm being physically abused, and you find it funny?
wish I had a physically abusive gf
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wish i could feel something
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>also brits were there too, but we got BTFO by the japs pretty early on
at singapore yes, but that was a tragic mistake
the british empire utterly destroyed the japanese in burma
people like to forget the wars in china and burma, the islands were pretty insignificant overrall
What logic are you using there?
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Grabhald Flompf
big guy
The Irish are not only non-white but they're also not human.
>lets my make my bank account great again
feel as though the "be american, get shot" insult has lost a lot of its power now that "be british, get acid'd" is a perfectly valid rebuttal
lanky dutch twat got knocked the fuck out haha
when I was younger I saw a picture of a penis where the head was longer than the shaft and that image has been burned into my memory I've seen it every day since then
Paulo Coelho
Think and grow rich
Nary a single word
>s-stop it tickles
Reasonably paid job with prospects of getting into Cabinet and getting my name in the history books and a certified 5 year job. (I don't usually plan that far ahead anyway, so even if dumped at the end of it, I'd have done my bit.)
ONE NIGHT TO BE CONFUSED
ONE NIGHT TO SPEED UP TRUTH
some of them were very significant like guadalcanal or midway, in hindsight a lot of the blood letting was pointless since they used the bomb to stop the war, but had they invaded the mainland like they planned then the island battles would have been very important
Hahahaha. Jimmy Bond turned the bezel on his watch and it remote detonated a bomb.
Classic.
Has anyone got that Warwick Davis DM snapshot? The one where he warns the person that he has a print out of his offensive tweet
moda is placebo garbage
my problem is attention span / executive functioning; not that I'm not awake enough
bent twat
who /drinking/ here
currently on my 4th pint, hoping that'll be enough to send me off to sleep by midnightish
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Do you have a wannabe silicon valley startup culture in the UK lads?
monkey shoulder is still vile
nose is blocked. cant stop sneezing. body feels cold. feel like shit. what drugs should i take to feel better?
havent drank in a 5 weeks
I wonder if Sargon and pjw will be regarded in 100 years the same way Nietzsche and Schopenhauer are today.
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the yank's bashing of micks and canucks in a sad attempt to ingratiate himself to us is noted
feel like my story i wrote when i was 4 deserved at least 1 you tbqh
>4 pints and several hundred calories to fall asleep
or you could have half a xan you fat lard
>gif
oh FUCK off
>stopping the japs establishing places to commence attacks on the US
>insignificant
gf
>he's here
not really
Eight pints deep at this point, still a couple left. I need it to feel anything nowadays.
nah not really I don't think but a lot of our industry is in technology.
basking in that post poo relief
aaaaaah yes
is that a hapa?
Silicon Fen
>wikipedia
>making you intelligent
good bait
clearly isn't if the Air Force has stopped giving their pilots amphetamine for it instead
try piracetam with phenibut
But she's SNP
did Sup Forums blow up recently? was last here just 6 months ago and it felt much slower than this