Friendly Reminder Not To Come to Brazil

Daily reminder, if you come to Brazil you will not be safe.

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You don't have to tell me twice.

Nice, spread the word then my amerifat friend

I would, but pretty much everyone already knows.

Eh, I'm not worried. Most of the crime fighting is done by off-duty cops anyway.

I don't think you understand, my brown cocaine using friend. Pretty much everyone knows Brazil isn't safe as a country. Nobody cares that your cops aren't being paid, you have problems 3x that size.

but during the stone age...

your internet may suck balls, and I never want you on my team online, but you're aight my BR friend

Good.

Good.

Fuck you, I report you.

If they really didn't get paid they would be working somewhere else. My father is a retired sergeant and he's got a pretty good salary.

Some of you are alright, don't come to Brazil in august

I really hope you manage to fix your country in the near future.

Eduardo Paes here

Don't listen to them, everyone in Rio is a millionaire and very happy and we don't have any problems at all

At least your women are nice


that's all I got.

É só uma marolinha.

Do you know lana paes i like her porn work.

No

I am the mayor of Rio de Janeiro, i don't engage in sinful activities, i'm too busy managing the great city that is Rio

And it doesn't have any problems at all btw

Why do you truck in water? Is there a water shortage problem in rio

My company is paying for me to go there next year. I'm going so tell me what to avoid

>tell me what to avoid

That's a tough one my fat friend, you have to avoid A LOT of places, people and activities.

What city are you going? And how long are you staying?

>Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Brazil tomorrow, if you are in South America.

I know you really want to fuck up the Olympics, but just try to wait until it's over. Millions of people from other dirt poor countries are looking forward to that opening ceremony...a lot of African countries. Just relax, damn.

The opening ceremony will happen anyway, I'd rather those africans spent their time and energy improving their surroundings than thinking and/or dreaming about this phony athletic event.

just stay in your hotel senpai

>I visit worse countries than mine

Rio
Honestly it's a multi billion dollar company so if it's as bad as you claim, we'll most likely have security. The company usually gives tours and has events in the various attractions of whatever country we're in

If you are alone, generally don't believe in what people tell you. Most Brazilians are motherfuckers who will try to get an advantage on you as much as they can

Don't fool around during the night in the streets, not even during the day.

The hardest one is try not to look like a tourist, the niggers LOVE to rob tourists and some of the worst will torture and kill you also

Don't flash gadgets in public, cellphones, cameras, laptops, etc. Simply hide them, and be as discreet as possible all the time

don't leave your stuff unattended, even if you are somewhere "safe" like in your hotel. the hotel employees are generally low wage niggers and they will also rob you if they have the chance

Don't trust police, they are corrupt and niggers

Jesus, I could spend all day like this.

If you find a good Brazilian, trust him, we are rare but we exist and we will help you. I mean truly help you, not deceive you and try to fuck you up later. Generally, good Brazilians will look somewhat "white" and speak english and they will try to be helpful and give advice beyond what you initially asked for

People to avoid - authorities generally, police, niggers generally, public services (like hospitals), etc.

Things/places to avoid - Shopping centers (brazilians love this shit), the streets (generally speaking), most beaches, open concerts (free music downtown for example, brazilian love this shit)

Activities to avoid - City tours provided by your hotel, free concerts, eating in street markets, buying electronics, getting taxis, getting buses, drinking cocktails (ask for a beer to be opened in front of you, or a straight beverage like scotch, also opened and served in front of you).

Also, be careful with the woman, they will try to take advantage of you because you are a tourist, and if you have the chance try to enjoy the hookers and trannies around here, they are cheap as fuck compared to what you have at home, just don't be fooled by street whores, they will fuck you up. try and find some whores online, it's a little more expensive but much more safer, cleaner and more satisfactory generally

Just don't go to Rio, everywhere else is slightly less shit

>Brazil isn't safe as a country
> Santa Catarina’s rate of life-threatening crime is 11.5 per 100,000, compared with a national average of 30, according to Brazil’s justice ministry

Southern Brazil masterrace

The south is slightly better.

For now.

So basically go to a hotel and never come outside?

7 - 1

Sorry brother, don't come here.

My parents went to rio ~30 years ago. It was so disgusting they just took the next plane out.

data.worldbank.org/indicator/VC.IHR.PSRC.P5

It's only twice of the USA in general

Southern Brazil is not a shit hole, it just has some shitty places within towns like US ghettos

i just wanna trek through south/central american jungles. see nature before it's finally destroyed. be greeted by a friendly ocelot.

youtube.com/watch?v=2oSh_zOaVFk

worth the danger from shitskins imo.

Good luck faggot

FOR NOW.

>try to enjoy the trannies

I swear this bullshit is so normalized in Brazil it's scary. Every other time someone links me some funny video of something happening in Brazil and it's always about trannies fighting or whatever. Nação de viadinho.

>I swear this bullshit is so normalized in Brazil it's scary
It's not, that shit is not common in other states. Fuck Rio and their tranny lovers.

I'll tell you again, just to be sure
REMINDING ALL ANONS THAT THE MEMES ARE REAL. THIS IS NOT A SAFE COUNTRY, AVOID COMING IN AT ALL COSTS, ADVISE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON THE SUBJECT AS WELL

this. where i live, trannies are treated like shit.

IDK where the BR traps memes came from

What about the badass BOPE like in Elite Troop film?

Impossible, all is lost

I don't get it. How are you less safe when there arent police around?

They worst thing I could imagine happening to me is being abducted and put in a cage. The police do that to you if they are having a bad day.

Drug addicts, thieves, rabble rousers are just a nuisance.

I guess you don't know how bad mugging and assaults are in Brazil. I'm not sure if it's the case for all places in Brazil, but things are so bad over there that cops execute criminals on the street without trial.

Please spread this to Black Live Matters!
Without Police they feel so much safer!

The policemen can't even kill a guy in self defense without being persecuted by human rights faggots here. These cases of criminals execution are very few, unfortunately.

Thanks for informing me. Why don't you guys move? It might be difficult, but working towards it may be worth it. Know of any south american countries that are comfy and not violent cesspools?

Likewise, my friend.

yeah spread this to southside Chicago blm n shitty neighbourhoods in California

where can i find trannies with huge cocks in brazil? i want to get throat fucked by one that looks like camille andrade

Man, there's isn't much you can do. It's Rio, a nigger-infested shitty no-go zone.

I was born Chilean (brazilian by jus sanguinis, tho). If shit hits the fan, I'll get out of here in no time.

Great, man, stay safe

>Where does the Brazil tranny meme come from?

All the powerful liberal politicians live in safe walled up 99% white neighbourhoods. Their daughters however look for the "bravado", aka thuggiest most dangerous BBC.

Brazil is such a dangerous and hostile place, where you will get murdered young, and have to commit the most brutal acts to get respect, and even then, you probably just get popped in the head for whatever reason.

Most trannies are white in Brazil. Whites are considered weak, cannot survive as real men, so they become tranny prostitutes which lessens chance of being murdered. They will however live life in servitude to extremely dangerous BBC's.

Go ahead and laugh about it, most Sup Forums users would either end up dead, crippled, or get their asshole raped and then turned into tranny sluts. Real redpill, go ahead and deny it.

Atleast you got BOPE to deal with some of those niggers.

>this entire post

In my case I don't move because here I can get payed well and avoid like 90% of the major problems just living in a comfy area (I'm poor yet but I'm working on it), and I don't want to abandon my family. If I move to other country I will aways be in disadvantage in relation to the natives plus have to effort too much to adapt in the new enviroment since I know nobody who lives in other countries who could help me.

What´s with all the selfhate

>Go ahead and laugh about it, most Sup Forums users would either end up dead, crippled, or get their asshole raped and then turned into tranny sluts. Real redpill, go ahead and deny it.


just like sweden ?

I'm very happy with this.

Gommies getting fucked and more fucked.

>german
>asking about selfhate
How can germans erase their ((problem)) once and for all?

btw, if you wannta visit Brazil, come to Santa Catarina, then go to other places if you want.

hue?

Damn. It sounds like the only way to make Brazil work is to install a totalitarian dictatorship with cameras and lots of armed drones everywhere (1984's style) + death penalty for most crimes.

>selfhating

I just hate communists and leftists in general.

Our media is leftist too and anti-police so I want this country burn.

>beyond what you initially asked for

avoid those the most, those niggers wont ever again leave you alone

Communists and cultural marxism ruined this country.

OP's pic is giving me a lot of hope. People are getting tired of socialists each passing day

Just death penalty to leftists would resolve the problems, literally.

>Don't trust police

Nigger or commie spotted

Do brazilians don't have any pride? I'm from russia. People who state something like that usually get beat up by the police quickly.

Acknowledging the truth and spreading awareness is self hate? You want us to do like your media by putting stuff under the rug and start censoring everything bad?

Done.

I appreciate being told not to play in fire also.

Thank you Brazil.

Also I should be careful with loaded guns.

>pride
>socialists in power

What?

It's not even selfhating. It's pure anti-leftist/commie media and politicians agenda

Those people protesting are from the police senpai.

Russia was our problem in the beginning with the spread of marxism bullshit, I hope your country get erased someday.

OP is a liar, Brazil is great country, very safe, very white, pls come to olympics.

Karl Marx was german.

Why do you think (((they))) are flooding our country with brown savages?

Only whites and asians have high enough percentages of good citizens to keep free societies going.

Browns, blacks and jews bring destruction with them everywhere.

Having pride doesn't mean hiding and ignoring shameful truth and self deluding, it means working so that the truth is something to be proud of.

>trusting police
I respect them and support the good ones, but you're an idiot if you blindly trust some gangster just because he wears a badge

yeah i saw city of god too

youtube.com/watch?v=qh32iJrIboU

>Only whites and asians have high enough percentages of good citizens to keep free societies going.
>Browns, blacks and jews bring destruction with them everywhere.

Israel seems to be working ok for the Jews

Muh white supremacy

Fuck off and tell that to Algerians. They are a bunch a quadroon mullatoes and it's safer than Portugal.

>b-but islam is 100% bad

They are safer than Portugal.

(((german)))

Can you carry a gun or a weapon in Brazil to protect yourself?

Stay in home spic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Brazil
>It is illegal to carry a gun outside a residence

Not unless you are a policeman, even the private guards can't carry one off duty.

It's due to years of gommie agenda pos-80's.

Half of our elite is gommie progressive as hell and should be executed.

When is this shit starting for fuck's sake it's the middle of summer already.
And I've read they aren't even done with metros and such that are essential.
Fuckings altruists and jews giving olympics and every other important sport event to niggers like Brazil and South Africa.

This AD is only for first worlders, not for Hungary, sorry.

Here in the South it's not like that. I mean, I can at least walk at daytime without fear of being mugged, but it is true at a night (past 8PM to be honest) you are forced to stay home.

nothing wrong, go-i mean guy

come to brazil, and bring lots of euros and iphones with you.

Thank you, I'll keep all of this advice in mind.

Also, having it at home requires a license, and you must state why you need a gun to get that license. Most cases just get thrown in the garbage

Pic very related. The future president of this nation, with a request about the data on gun control

this is going to be the best summer olympics since atlanta.

Lol.
No.
They murder Palestinians.
Palestinians murder them.
In chicago, niggers do drive by shootings.
In Israel, they shoot rockets at each other.