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>tfw manlet edition

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stop being a manlet

CUM

tfw no tswift gf

Thank you for making a new faster than the autist edition

>6'1'' vs 5'11''

I'm about to turn 21, I think that ship sailed already.
welcome

reminder that here in /cum/ we practice no fap.

/cum/ is a no cum zone.

Are you tall enough for Taytay, though?

what does "cash me outside" mean?

This General Is Soulless

misa

A trashy woman would like to fight you outside.

catch me outside. it's fighting words. like catch me out in the street and I'll fuck you up.

i went to a temple today.

starred at a wall for an hour, ama.

It's just a meme way of saying catch, I think, kinda like bish

How did the wall look like?

I see, is it popular there?

What kind of temple? Buddhist?

no muslims allowed here

Why do you

Is that a pencil in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

no. it's a meme. no one says it seriously. some big titted 13 year old white trash girl made a youtube video saying it and it went viral for some reason. probably the big tits on a 13 year old.

It's some normie meme based on a Dr. Phil episode. Not kidding.

I'm 6'2" dumb manlet

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tfw no nerdy tall gf

I want cock so bad.

what the fuck, how did something like that become so popular
cute worried kotori

ya buddhist not muslim.

muslims also like walls?

less distractions i guess.

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Of the Black variety, I presume, of course?

Whats wrong with yours?

i went to a hindu temple once

AMA

What did it smell like?

And was it for some religions of the world class?

Was there a wall? If so, how did it look like? For how long did you look at it?

Anyone has that webm of Karlie Kloss playing with some kid? The one in which she looks ridiculously tall?

>muslims also like walls?

thought you were praying towards meccha or something.

isn't Buddhist praying more like a meditation than a real prayer session?

THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL

Now that you mention it, with all the Haitian niggers invading the west and north it's a possibility

Phimosis

How did /cum/ celebrate this past Valentine's Day?

I like walls

i love walls AND japan!

(B) hate walls

>Phimosis
So the Jews and Americans were right all along

i've went to a mosque once

it went by unnoticed

I think it depends. People who want to reach Buddha do it through meditation and people who want to talk to their dead ancestors do it through prayer. 99% of that stuff is more ceremonial than anything either way.

I went to a singles party at my University.

I suppose I'll just eat a turkey burger and a can of spinach and watch another episode of Mad Men before going to work in two hours

This

Why?

Nothing sounds good in that sentence, my condolences.

You: A kinderless subhuman waste living in squalor and crime
Me: A happy and successful kinder egg eater living in wealth and chocolate.

what's a kinder egg?

>temperature went up by two degrees

did you meet anyone there?

i visited

wish my default expression wasn't glaring or uninterested

5'11 master race, literally no reason to be any taller

Remember when good toys used to come in those? What happened to that?

what kind of toys do they come with

Turkey Burgers are all the flavor of a beef burer with half the fat
Maybe it would be different if they were fresh but frozen all tastes the same
I bought the spinach because the can has popeye on it
Mad Men is based
work is where the qts are at

The only person who was interested was a faggot

I'm also that height

maybe you're expressing your social insecurity and are passively trying to avoid any kind of social interaction

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>spelled popeye
>pronounced pupeye
Explain yourselves

Little toy cars or pea launchers and shit, Little puzzles. I remember them being essential for a good car trip.
I really don't know, The chocolate is the best part anyways. I'm pretty sure they put fucking fairy dust and unicorn horns in the fucking chocolate.

It isn't?

6'0 tall here. You guys got a problem with that?

oops sorry

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I fap to this photograph every night like a true centipede

kys jumbo

>yfw he's gone from 1D to 34D chess

No. I wish I was taller.

Life is a never ending game of chess

>this is what kids are getting in their kinder surprises today
This is a catastrophe.

I thought kinder eggs were supposed to be legal in the US now, what happened?

I'm 6'3 and I like short women.
I've been called a paedophile because I like short women. (??? women as tall as me are disgusting)

I killed a man with a kinder egg

>What did it smell like?
it smelled nice, they had fragrances and such out as offerings

>And was it for some religions of the world class?
yes

>Was there a wall?
yes
>If so, how did it look like?
it had windows and shrines all over it
>For how long did you look at it?
I didn't but I spent a good 30 minutes of so watching the priest do a cleaning ritual for a statue

She replied to my email!! She told me she wants to talk about it in person and that we'll meet up when she's back in town. I'm so fucking excited!

Tall women are goat
>tfw surrounded by womanlets

Stupid fucking cityfuckers don't tell their kids not to eat plastic and they choke and die. That's why they're banned from entering the country.

good taste
womanlets are a crime against nature

>npr.org/2017/05/26/530257536/after-being-banned-kinder-eggs-are-coming-to-america
>Next year, a slightly different version of the Kinder Surprise will be sold in the U.S. It's called the Kinder Joy. It's still shaped like an egg, but inside there are two separate sealed halves.
>The food and the toy won't touch. That was the problem with the Kinder Surprise.

government-retardation.jpg

going now

Oh my.

youtube.com/watch?v=54zmJO810xI

There's literally a warning on the packaging lmao

>>And was it for some religions of the world class?
>yes
I did the exact same thing, except we weren't allowed in the Synagogue.

*a challenger appears*

At first glance, I thought that was supreme leader Obama.

Taylor swift was my waifu until i read somewhere on the news that she have a brit boyfriend called joe, it just crushed my dreams, i know she already had like 8 ex's but i don't know

Thought that was Obama from the thumb

who else /shitpostatwork/

>until i read somewhere on the news that she have a brit boyfriend
So why exactly was that the last straw?

True love is real buds
I think I just found it
I hope you will too.