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hello boys

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SIEG HEIL, KAMERADEN! \o

Hi
No

dubbelde en iedereen is een Spurdo :DDD

>captcha:france provincia

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-iqz2PnBOw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

homeless song youtube.com/watch?v=7cqX3z-OKxA

hit song by same singer, romantic video youtube.com/watch?v=xHJoY0oSD_Y

BE DEUTSCH!

youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

alri lads

seems they're not inviting me out tonight
truthfully quite glad because i'm tired and the hangover induced regret of last time lingers in my mind, but still peeved.

it's no fun being a social ghost.

not sure if spurdified German or Dutch

i'm waiting till uni to get a new social group and abandon my old school mates

just don't have anything in common with them any more

Evening, bros.

Shit lad, our politicians did this as well.

Ich bin ein Rottenhahnrei! Das ist ein Lumpentransenpozzkackbabyhahnrei deren Schwanztumore sich auf den ganzen Korp gebreitet haben. Um zu überlegen, muss ich immer Neger-Samen essen. Sonst werde ich sterben. Deshalb muss ich immer auf den Straßen liegen und nach Spurren von Neger-Samen betteln. Ich kann mich nicht bewegen, ich bin obdachlos, und ich liege in einer schwarzen Bereiche von Berlin. Erbärmlich, ich gebe zu. Und das ist die Zukunft jedes Hahnreis. Zuerst Hahnrei, dann Pozzhahnrei, dann Lumpenpozztransenkackbabyhahnrei, und dann bist du ein Rottenhahnrei wie ich.

are there any differences?

are you lads sexy?

i'm pretty slim and boyish but some girls like that.

My grandmother told me she'd marry me in an instant.

joke:
>/fug/ is a thread for comfy times between the three major nations of Europe
woke:
>/fug/ is a thread for Brits who want to escape /brit/ when /brit/ gets too shit so they treat /fug/ like a comfy holiday retreat

Of course. Pic related is me.

>Checked to see if Macron whished a good eid
Didn't
relieved.

youtube.com/watch?v=DNZ30WxvQkk

The absolute state of UK. I hope, King Macron didn't do that.

Is there any room for the oriental ally?

There is a store chain here called Mäc Geiz (Geiz meaning greed in German), it's basically a dollar store type of thing where they sell cheap shit which is why their mascot is a penny pinching scotsman

The more you know!

Yes there is room for every ally. Exceptions are Italy and the USA

Leftist media on suicide watch.

lol

we were weebs before Hitler was a weeb

As long as it's not the Italians.

did someone say USA????

Pls stop posting lewd pictures.

Your cooperation, We'll never forget, de-su!
"Without Italians" meme thread, right?

more like USGAY

mum said I was handsome once
didnt believe a word, heh stupid bitch

delete this NOW

>"Without Italians" meme thread, right?
Yes.

Go for it.

>Germany
>making as good a mount of porn as Japan
>calling softcore pics lewd

Ooooookkkkaaaaaay.
Idk in detail about Your country's censorship, but it is not so lewd I think...

what colour would you use to describe your country?

>Historically
Navy blue
>Modern day
Drab grey

Hello nippon senpai.

France has always been the greatest weaboo in Europe since Louis XIV.

Hello Britbong cousin
youtube.com/watch?v=60ZgBRRtPd0

Sunrise-Red, anything else?
>Louis 14
>being incredible soy source lover

I know

Disgusting degenerate fucks. You will be gassed on sight.
France isn't weaboo only nu-""""french"""" are.

But showing see-through underwear is lewd. And if you don't contain certain symbols you should be fine here.

Thumbnail looked like Mussolini's fascist headquarters to me.

>tfw too intelligent to describe my country using a colour

boring twat

>certain symbol
What is it?
I can't follow you specifically
Take some instance

>see-through underwear
What do you say if I say It's about beauty, not lewdness

This.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502111051991.webm

good clip, lads.

FELDGRAU then

>Historically
Prussian Blue or Field Gray.
Picking a historically colour is rather difficult, as Germany really isn't one country.
>Modern.
colourful :^)


:_:

>say the nu-male who post on a imageboard

>certain symbol
I was referring to the censorship part. You know Swastikas and stuff...

>What is it?
duhm?

>implying i'm not a white fit chad from /pol eavily infulenced by facist aesthetim.

>Historically
Prussian Blue

>Modern day
Got nothing good
I was driving about the countryside today, it had rained recently and looking off into the distance with the sunglight shining on the forest and shit, that was nice so maybe I would go with the color of that landscape and be positive about it

>drab grey
Really just sounds like you should get out of the city a little

No one felt any shame or showed any restrain in telling me how ugly I am tbqh I must have heard it like 20 times so I'm pretty I'm fugly as hell

Ah...I got it
I envy you guys, for you don't have any regulations that impose the censorship against cunts.

I'm pretty sure *

ANIME BELONGS IN THE BIN

I might take swastikas over cunts

>implying there is anything more reactionary than posting animu

>No one felt any shame or showed any restrain in telling me how ugly I am
Were they serious or was it just banter? If it's the first thing, then that's really rude desu. Why would they do that?

The correct name would actually be /fag/

France, Albion, Germany

>The heaven for the gay calling other europeans the hell filled with faggots

Well...What this means anyway?

>Sverigetråden
>ikke Somaliatråden

bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-41136575
Schottland, Schottland über alles, über alles in der Welt...

Sartre wrote that he knew he was ugly when his mom was combing his hair or tying his bow tie or some shit like that and he saw the expression on her face
If your mom doesn't make a face like that when looking at you you should be fine

Stop trying to turn everyone gay

when i was thin i was cute, but i had a mental breakdown and nearly became an alcoholic now i have loads of stretchmarks and ED
oh well

Go suck your french king cock Muhammad.

germans, explain this specimen

I'm sure he has some frog ancestry. Truly /fug/ offspring.

gross

That's why racemixing is wrong.

>tfw i'm a euromutt

this

>squeezed into little cars
That would have been improved with the Reichsbreitspurbahn though later on.

any of you never had food poisoning?

>3 meters gauge.
What were you trying to transport across Europe? Baneblade and Leman Russ?

...

ive only had it 3 times all from the same mcdonalds, im a tit, im still not right 8 days later
anyone have any puking stories?

Yes when I was traveling abroad, had a smoothie sold in a street, threw up my guts all night, a nightmare and the morning after

Ships, Jews and lot's of German citizens once the war was won.

Why brits make good TV shows and we only have shitty stuff like plus belle la vie ?

dont know
telly has always been our "thing" so our TV companies get huge funding

might be why

that looks incredibly comfy

t. guy in large cheap hooded sweatshirt

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If I was in a foreign country, I could recognize a french tv show, even if it was dubbed, by its shittyness, the poor acting and the uninteresting story.
Look at that random extract I found, you'll understand what I'm talking about :
youtube.com/watch?v=zPlVpALN3Po

the bbc is quite good and sets the bar, they can take chances because their model makes tv cheaply and they have a very complex commisioning cycle that can throw up and make anything taking even incredibly fringe interests into account because everyone who pays must be represented

Did we had any good show? Like in the 80s or 90s?

youtube.com/watch?v=mvexwF2HLJs

that doesnt look horribly bad anyway
the thing is, the BBC churns out a LOT of completely uninteresting shit just like what you posted, its just one police/detective drama after another

there are a few stand out shows however, and that's what people remember

Premier baiser kek, my sister used to watch that shit
youtube.com/watch?v=ImNviSfS3eU

(I just realized annette was actually a qt)

that feels like the cheap shit that's produced for German tv

youtube.com/watch?v=v_mJ4Ey7sqk

The difference might be that the video I posted is from the most popular show on french tv nowaday.

this series is a very good example and also explains everything you wanted to know, very funny too
youtube.com/watch?v=3bNK97nIsKs
its a cult tv review show called screenwipe before the dude who made black mirror had made it
i recommend it to everyone its brilliant

oh
in which case I have no answer

Good night /fug/