WE'RE BEING HACKED

WE'RE BEING HACKED

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I'M IN

You take the left part of the keyboard.

You take the right part.


And I shall use the mouse!

Hurry pull the LAN Cable!!!!

>three keystrokes later
"I've broken into the mainframe!"

This show is maximum comfy
>Slaps Anons around the head

>50 years old
>still playing le quirky goth girl

I unplugged the cable.

...

Is DiNozzo /our guy/?

CREATE A FAKE FILE SYSTEM TO DISTRACT THEM!

THEY'RE COMING IN THROUGH THE WIRELESS NOW!!

>While the nerds are counterhacking the hacker, the rugged street smart cop goes behind the computer and unplugs the power

Nerds will never think of such simple solutions

I never really understood that, so they got this enormous.. M-TAC? thing?
yet the hackers decided to break into Abby's 486 solo single system that wasn't at all hooked up to their enormous network?

They made it seem like NCIS was just a little office with one computer in it.

You'd think computer security would not be HER responsibility to detect.

Abby a cute.

That she is.

>get's beaten by a homeless man

>51 years old

>What is that?
>It's a reflection
>Can you zoom?

>sure
>zoom 10000x

Is this kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

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ENHANCE

>Can you make it more CLEAR please?
>I'll try
>It's a T-shirt. That's our guy.

lol the senpai slapping the baka student like in my anime

I don't care what anyone says, NCIS up to season 7 was comfy and hilarious.

I watched it until the point when Ziva left and they replaced her with blonde eyebrow girl with her special gift!

Then it seemed like Gibbs was rewritten to be less tolerant again and then later I read that even Dinozzo left (or died whatever) so I never felt like continuing where I stopped.

...

This is 9 years old

She will never do a photoshoot where she flashes her pale titties at the camera while dressed up as Abby :/

She looks really good for 57.

I hate this bitch so much, she's like 50 years old and she's dressed like she's 16. She's so ugly.

*unplugs monitor

DiNozzo is surely redpilled from having been a cop in Baltimore, but unlike user he actually manages to get things done in spite of all the time he wastes

You have to hand it to her, though. No neck lines, no middle age turkey neck, wrinkles are minimum (probably thanks to makeup). How does she do it?

?

Is this a bailey jay thread?

Fuck off, homo.

NCIS Los Angeles > NCIS

trade off she got for having a butt ugly face?

>liking bailey jay is gay
No, she's a thicc qt.

Objectively wrong

Kek, it's the exclamation mark that kills it.

Was that "two people counterhacking" scene done ironically?


That might be the worst television scene in history if not

SPRAY SOME AEROSOL TO SCRAMBLE THE SIGNALS

WAIT!

GUYS!

GUYS, WAIT!

Who's going to create a GUI interface using visual basic to track their IP addresses?

youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

She looks like a fucking troll witch.

Or a witch troll, I dunno, I'm no scientist.

NCIS is too stuffy for me, sorry lad. LA is way more OPERATOR too.

Just need to put some points into Perception
then you'll see you're a FUCKING FAGGOT with SHIT TASTE

would you though

Everyone knows NCIS New Orleans is the best show.

Semi related, you guys want to see the best hacking scene in TV history? Here's a scene from Bones

>Embedding a malware fractal into Bone
>liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1327440153

NCIS stopped being good when they brought in the israeli to replace the girl who got quickscoped.

NCIS LA has been awful from the beginning.

RIP in piece based Granger, he was a great character

yes

Backup the AOL drive and order me some coffee. We're gonna be here all night.

Holy kek. Bones is mediocre/decent but scenes with that asian bitch were always awful.

Speaking of, what's the comfiest procedural? My vote is for House.

LA has shitty acting and stupid sci-fi operator room shit.

>yfw Hillary hired the actors from NCIS to do her cyber security

What the fuck? She didn't even mention downloading RAM first

Not an American one but Midsummer Murders, I feel the best procedural's are ones you can turn your brain off for only to find out in the fiftieth minute the Vicar did it to inherit his 3rd cousins fortune.

Inspector Morse was both comfy and depressing.

>rural English county has a murder rate per capita on par with a Central American city

>gooey

47, dipshit.

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Play these scenes in the background while hammering on your keyboard for maximum immersion.

>GUI interface using visual basic to track their IP addresses?

You could actually do that

wonder how she felt about solely being jack off material for 60 year old married men

Dunno if it counts as a procedural but I enjoy Inspector Rex because apart from the usual crime stuff you also get cute dog antics.

I read somewhere once the Queen visited the set and asked "why does anyone live in Midsommer anyway?"

>"Tch, I can't reroute their database into our cyberspace. I'll have to try a tactic they... WON'T SEE COMING!"
>3d avatar of Abby appears on the screen
>it dons a ninja costume and enters a building labeled DATABASE

That's like saying all you need for ice cream is to make a cone.

McGee always seemed like the kinda guy who'd try to explain to Gibbs how MSDOS is like THE operating system for cyber terrorists.

Is it really that bad? Haven't watched this show.

I honestly can't remember if that's a joke or something that actually happened, I swear there's a WoW money laundering episode with an Abby avatar at least.

>avatar

What is that, some wort of ancient weapon?

> mfw I've never heard of any of these


I also like burn notice.

Strange right? old men fuckin love this woman.

Remember that time this guy got killed because of a WoW like online game? and Abby was all like "THIS IS THEEEEEEE BEST GAME ON THE MARKET RIGHT NOW" and McGee was in the back nodding and agreeing with her.

then they show it and its like.. imagine the worst free dungeon scroller on android, with graphics that would have looked dated on the PSX.

Nothing wrong with a little Abby fap.

Wasn't McGee the number #1 player in the world?

That's just what second life looks like user. I don't see the appeal either.

First two seasons were the best. Also, Jenny is the worst director.

>Jenny is the worst director.

Nice fake titties though.

>NCIS stopped being good when they brought in the israeli to replace the girl who got quickscoped.

That was like... Five years ago.

They replaced the Italian and the Israeli with a black guy and Hispanic guy.

I thought they replaced her with the blonde autistic smartypants girl with the iq of 9000?

>That was like... Five years ago.
Israeli LEFT about 5 years ago, Kate got killed wayback in 2005. God this show is old.

More like.. 3 and a half years or something, she left late 2013.

>comfy
know how I know you're a faggot

...

FOR BEIN' AN IDIOT

why does she wear collor of a dog when she is human?

She's into sexy dominatrix play, her pegging McGee is cannon.

Oh shit. Shit. Shit.
He hacked us.

I still miss kate
TFW we never got to see tiva romance in full passion other than just the taste in paris[!spoiler]

end of season 4 begining of season 5 Dekes/Kensi makes me so happy i dont kno why [!spoiler]

>that granger introduction episode where it looks like he kidnapped hetty and took her to the boatshed.
>you will never hate a character so much then complete 180 as the seasons go on

Glasberg made some terrible decisions running the show. Hopefully with him gone now the new showrunners don't follow his foot steps with the characters.

Killing off Ziva because she wouldn't come back for DiNozzo's last episode(s), bringing in Bishop, happily married, just so he could have a character's marriage to ruin over the course of the show (other than Vance's).

It's unfortunate he'll probably die at the end of the current arc in the most anti-climactic way. He should have gone out in a fire fight or protecting the team to show he really does/did care, or with a drink in his hand or something.

Dear Lord, that whole hacker supervillain arc was just too much

This, only watched a couple of seasons but I remember it being good.

Also Criminal Intent, watching Vinnie D'Onofrio hammng it up is always fun