So you're saying that the elites created google to build a monolith relay on mars to send transmission via a stargate in the sun into a higher dimension to contact satan and enslave the universe?
Man...
Did you see that video of a guy trying to convert lions to christianity? Jamie pull that up
Alex Jones, with some help from Eddie Bravo, turned Rogan's memecast into a kinocast
Joshua Perez
"Wow, so Trump's plan is to cut taxes by 100% for everyone earning under $25,000 a year? That's really interest-" "I'M NOT FINISHED JOE ALIENS ARE USING INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACEGATES TO CONTACT MARK ZUCKERBERG"
Jeremiah Garcia
JOE LISTEN
JOE
THEYRE LITERALLY DRINKING THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN WHILE FILMING THE SECOND MOON LANDING USING REPURPOSED FOOTAGE FROM 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
THEYRE INSANE
Elijah Brooks
it's also taken rogan posting to a whole new level, that last thread was kino
Levi Morales
JAMIE PULL THAT UP
DO IT NOW
JAMIE
Owen Jenkins
>tfw Alex Jones starts making interesting points with facts to back it up and then goes off the deep end with alien shit and stories his dad told him
Ian Rogers
JOE
JOE LISTEN
I'M TELLING YOU I'VE TALKED TO WHISTLEBLOWERS, NOW I CAN'T REVEAL NAMES OR ANYTHING BUT YOU CAN LOOK THIS UP, BUT WHAT THEY SAID IS THAT THERE'S A DEEP STATE WAR GOING ON IN THE GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW BETWEEN METAPHYSICAL JEWISH PEDOPHILES AND ARYAN ANUNNAKI WARRIORS. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME LOOK IT UP
Samuel Stewart
Finally listened to this. I always thought his voice would be like 3x deeper.
Ian Gonzalez
>off topic shit gets a pass because of epic memes
based Swagshit and Co. that's why I like this board
DUDE DMT WILL LITERALLY OPEN YOUR MIND TO THE TRUTH OTHERS CANT SEE LMAO
Dude that guy tried to convert the lion to Christianity. Ha HAHAHAHA.
>Are you sure he wasn't just holding it and hoping God would make his death painless Joe
No dude, DUDE he was a crazy HA. uh HAHA. uhh, Christian. Pull up that video Jamie
Noah Ward
JOE
THEIR NAMES ARE THE BOGDANOFFS
THEY ARE INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS JOE
THEY ARE CONTROLLING EVERYTHING
Anthony Stewart
THERE'S A HIDDEN NUCLEAR RAILROAD FACILITY UNDERNEATH TEXAS, IT GOES ON FOR MILES. MY DAD TOLD ABOUT IT AND YEARS LATER IT ALL CAME OUT.
Alexander Torres
WATCH IT GLOBALISTS
Juan Cooper
CLUB OF ROME
Parker Sanders
This is proof that podcast cancer should have went to Sup Forums like originally planned fucking cancerous Sup Forumsedditors
Adrian Parker
>BOGDANOFFS bury the meme
Nathan Foster
holy shit
Zachary Jones
I don't know why but I read Alexposting in Paul Mooneys voice.
Benjamin Collins
they fired that loser janny/mod. he wasnt memeing enough
BOOOOM
Dominic Parker
DUDE Sup Forums IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY SHITPOST LMAO
DONT MENTION Sup Forums BECAUSE THEY'RE BASED. ILL HAVE AN AUTISTIC METLDOWN LMAO THEY KEEP LE NORMIES AWAY
DUDE OH YEAH Sup Forums TOO LMAO
Christian Gonzalez
DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO RELEASE THE CURR FOR CANCER AND AN INFINITE ENERGY SOURCE WITHIN THE NEXT THREE YEARS
>But what does that have to do with chemtrails? >Shut up Eddie. Are aliens real?
Christopher Garcia
can you give me a quick rundown on them?
Dominic Thompson
The best bit was when the 3 of them (and the entire background staff) couldn't even remember what the fuck they were talking about 10 seconds beforehand.
Oliver Cruz
>when you're so baked you need to ask twitter what the fuck you were just talking about
Anthony Allen
What was his problem?
Landon Campbell
Just some random billionaires with hilariously ugly faces (like literally comedic, like cartoons or something). Sup Forums turned them into a meme.
Jordan Edwards
To be fair, I forgot too
Joseph Lee
The globalist, please keep up.
Cameron Miller
I was stoned and drunk and I remembered, wtf was Jaime doing.
Christopher Rogers
LOOK I'M NOT SAYING ANYONE IS A PEDOPHILE, BUT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT BLOOD AND SEMEN. COME TO OUR CEREMONY, PLENTY OF FRESH BLOOD AND SEMEN. YOU TELL ME JOE. PULL THAT UP, LOOK FOR RICHARD NIXON RUNS THROUGH THE GRASS, UNEDITED.
*ruffles hair furiously*
>Joe: sometimes you get a little crazy Alex, like a tiger trying to kill a chinese man.
IS IT HOT IN HERE?!?! DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MOON JOE. DO YOU WANNA HEAR THE BIG ONE ABOUT THE MOON??
Camden Morales
Tfw I had to turn it off when they started to get into Buzz Aldrin and Martian pylons
I'd been up like over 40 hours at that point and just couldn't take the simultaneous redpilling and memes and trying to keep up with like 5 threads and spam all of them
It was too much, almost more memetic than the election night Hadn't had that much fun since then either
Alexander Stewart
Anyone got a timestamp for this?
Jaxson Rivera
Do people take Alex Jones seriously? Infowars is owned by WB for fuck's sake.
Aaron Williams
I really hope not. Like 10% of the time, he'll bring up something interesting that isn't well known and deserves more attention, but the rest of the time it's just wacky bullshit.
Even a broken alien globalist starclock is right twice a day.
Jeremiah Myers
Oh there are, some people even think he's a government shill because he doesn't go far enough with his conspiracies.
There are some very credulous people out there.
William King
I started watching alex jones sometime early in the last USA election and at first it was just for laughs but I noticed over time alex would say something, the news would call him a nut and deny it, then a few weeks later the news would report what alex said as "breaking news".
there is some truth in his madness. plus he is fun to listen to