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Tim edition

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Isn't this the guy who did that spectacular Yesterday cover?

the bump limit is 310 saddo

Isn't this the guy who did that spectacular Yesterday cover?

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wish Rik Waller and Michelle McManus would perform a duet

I reckon it would be crimbo number 1

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NEED a ginger gf

and the land of the free e e e e e e e e e e e

all canids should be executed

would probably end up looking worse

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can't believe you saved this in your official su folder

tim posting always cheers me up

do you think i can get away with this halfsmile in a "passport style" photo for uni

i made it you little rumin

tim time?

Of course you can. That so-called "beard" though...

business idea: Judge Rinder except the judge isn't a snarky arsehole, just a normal qualified barrister / judge who does his job and maintains a professional demeanor

get a haircut

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*kisses you*

Shave now.

why? doesn't it just get rid of the hair?

dont like having any hair or stubble when the
gyaldem succ or ride pon mi cocky

wypipo got no lips

would have thought only genuine su pics would be in the su folder

fav herb: thyme
fav spice: smoked paprika

simple as

kak

has anyone watched Narcos season 3 yet

shave your chin pubes and get a haircut you can be proud of

I'd have took the belt to you if you were my kid long ago I'll tell you that for free

had no idea what wypipo meant until now

shave your face you hippie
cut your hair you southern jessie

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stop race baiting

gonna go buy $60,000 worth of catalytic converters from this guy's junkyard out in the middle of nowhere, hope I don't get killed

>the why yes I do show up to my MPhys / CompSci lectures unwashed with greasy hair and why yes I infact watch MLP starter pack face

t. Leeds trinity

Do girls bums actually smell of poo?

Heard they don't.

this bum boy wants attention but won't post his full face

In fact how you look doesn't matter in the slightest if you are going to uni.

everything gets put in the sue folder, if a pic features her, it goes in
draw the line at saving other peoples chekis, apart from that everything goes

sheeeeeeit french don know bout no wypipo, dat funny as shit

business idea: post a cropped picture of a random person but imply that it's me

yeah, you get a whiff when you're shagging them doggy sometimes. drives me fucking wild.

it does that by burning your skin and fucking it up
would rather have a hairy willy than a crusty loaf of bread

good idea

the Rainforest sucks bud
full of nasty little buggers and poison things and rude plants

yeah it's fucking chat

Watched the wonder woman film.

Utter crap, don't bother with it.

FIRST YOU FALL DOWN

rate the selfie i took cx

>putting lasers anywhere near your penis

ah yes the deranged narcissist

like this idea

this absolutely awful climate, loads of shitty bugs incredibly tiring to navigate, sure it's a laugh to pop into for 30 minutes with ur mates but fuck me is it unpleasent

if i had to torture someone i would wank him until he got a half hard willy then roll his willy in foil, make 2 branches at the end of it and put his aluminium foiled willy in a power socket

business idea: buy lots of land and let nature take over

portsmouth is actually an awful place

t. fat sweaty cunts

*subscribes to the gimmick*

sounds divine x

>fat
no
>sweaty
yes
>cunt
no and never been inside one either

how will you put them in the socket without electrocuting yourself

love the thought that my oneitis has taken it in the arse

force them to do it themselves then

Rude

currently have 0 (zero) friends

>people who are 'into' Youtube and know who certain 'youtubers' are

just use rubber idiot

doing a poo lads

how do you know he's a bottom?

ove the thought of my oneitis doing me up the arse

hmmmmm

mate I've got jungle all around and it is thoroughly shit
nice too look at, not nice to poke about in
I've seen centipedes the size of snakes scurrying around
not to mention fucking Leopards and shit

dont understand why people are so into sex (srs) foreplay is 100x better

post pic
face or arse dont care which

On Friday in work the person who sits next to me asked "got any plans for the weekend" to which I replied no of course. They then followed up with "do you ever do anything?" which I responded to with "haha sometimes yeah but not often" and that was the end of the conversation.

Need to do a fat shit but cba to get out of bed
What a pickle

*clashes with you*

Even though it's inhospitable they are still fun to walk about it in. But the thought of getting poisoned at any second by something makes it a bit tense for most of the time.

no

*types in a thick glaswegian accent*

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its 1pm already get up get out and do something

Kinky.

if u're not hungover from ur 5 am rave this morning then you shold really rethink your life mate

alri mr fsc

BIN THAT KNIFE

OR PAY THE PRICE

did mdma and slept for 10 hours

Shit in a sock/condom/glass and deal with it later.

When does school start back
Tired of little chav children knocking about everywhere

If it's any consolation I am Glaswegian and I cannot stand people typing that way (unironically of course, ironically is fine).

Nah
I am hungover

eat sleep wank repeat

thats ok then

then FUCK OFF

love waking up early and sober didn't do it today though LOL

were those plants making fun of you again

why are americans obsessed with shoes

only if there are paths
I do like to ride through the rural paths sometimes,
I'm more worried about mosquitoes and other disease carrying insects than snakes or whatever

I often don't get out of bed until 2pm other days though