Are make masturbators the ultimate redpill?
>Cheaper lifetime cost
>Less lifetime maintenance
>In the mood whenever you are
>Can do whatever you want to it without worrying about it crying rape later
>Won't get pregnant and sue you for child support
>Won't cheat on you with Chad
>Won't mind if you cheat on it
>Customizable with other accessories like in pic related to create your waifu
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Feels better than real pussy too, you forgot that.
Best girl
degenerates, possible juden detected
I hope you enjoy spending the rest of your life living alone with no legacy to pass on.
Life is so much better when you live with someone you love. The sex is nice too.
>Life is so much better when you live with someone you love.
But I love mai waifu.
t. cuck seeking """post-purchase""" rationalization
You can always cum inside too, huge plus.
The purest, truest love.
Is having sex with brown elves degenerate?
Fucking anime watching permavirgins.
If you're too damn autistic to get a gf, a thing which every animal is capable of doing, how do you suppose that you fight
>a-against the degeneracy and JOOS
>b-but muh white race!
post more silicon ass
>tfw bought an expensive tenga and my dick was too big to fit in it properly
Only if she enjoys it.
You bought chink shit? They're all chink sized.
>washes dishes
>cleans the house
>takes care of the cat
>loves gardening
>stopps me working after coming home
>takes care of me
>talks to me
>is warm
whatever get's you going. my advantage is that we could have a sybian and the masturbator and enjoy them together.
ergo: get lost autist
t. Mongol
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>washes dishes
>cleans the house
Hire a maid, what are you, poor?
>takes care of the cat
>having a fucking cat at all
>loves gardening
The most bluepilled "hobby"
>stopps me working after coming home
u wot m8
>takes care of me
>talks to me
muh discussion
>is warm
Get a blanket you beta.
This, based Switzerland gets it.
You forgot
>fucks Ali Baba behind my back
>is warm
Have you ever even touched a woman?
you jelly? no contra in sight. froschfrässer
>imgur.com
why the fuck didnt you post it normally you retard
Anybody got the webm of her getting an arm up her ass?
in your case jamal, we don't share your issues at all.
Nice rebuttal.
Are you all right, mate?
This must be your first time on Sup Forums.
or so you think
>is warm
m8, women are fucking heatsinks. My gf in high school was building a PC and was joking about how she could just stick her foot in the damn thing and not need a cooling system.
Women are made of ice.
> trying to kill the traditional family
I wonder who could be behind this.
Wew i can tell you're not a native swede then lmao.
OP
Why post twice for two pictures when I can just post a link?
>female sexual monopoly gone
>women forced to compete just like men
>overall standards rise and women become better wives
>this is somehow bad for the traditional family
delete this!
Don't post 3DPD on our anime imageboard, faggot.
>trying
Massive kek. It's been dead for a while now. Maybe not in your country; I don't know anything about places that don't matter.
No!
stick your dick in and tell me if it's not warm.. we're discussing masturbators?
IS THE MOST BETA KEK THING EVER AND I'M PRO TRUMP
Fine, the vagina is indeed warm, but the rest of the body sure isn't.
Also, what kind of masturbator isn't self warming? Are you buying some shitty $15 one?
>If you're too damn autistic to get a gf, a thing which every animal is capable of doing
kinda takes the value out of it don't you think?
why bother if any dumb animal can get it
women are out there right now fucking DOGS what makes you think you're so special
OP
Kill al weebshit pedophiles
SAGE
I don't have the need for one and we pleasure us every second day?
> he thinks a bunch of white men being pussified by animu will make women less of cunts
> not that they will simply get boned by Jamal, Juan or Manoel
I really hope you guys don't complain about white genocide.
No way. She has nice underwear.
>SAGE
Just like your economy, right
hilarious how butthurt feminists come out of the woodwork in threads like these
>cuck fantasies
Kill yourself, freak.
good to see you again faggot.
to avoid giving views to some shitty sites
Is that over 40lbs of pussy and ass?
Well, so long as you have sex on tap, don't see why you'd need one. My point is that as a whole, a society where men are less desperate is one where standards are higher
>he thinks Jamal won't be the first person to buy 50 sexbots/masturbators to never have to pay child support again
I asked in a previous thread and it apparently isn't.
Also its 20lbs
>that degenerate fucking packaging
>literally a middle-aged mother
>pedophiles
Kill yourself mongrel shitskin
Why haven't you killed yourself yet you creepy pedo permavirgin?
that cane tho
Its a fucking sex toy what the hell do you want?
Although to be fair I often criticise the design work done on porn movie covers. I mean seriously when I was in high school 10 years ago kids with photoshop could make better shit.
Sex and Crusading. Why not Both?
>Greece
>culture that spawned screwing young boys mixed with Turks
>calling anyone else pedos
even with sex toys you can't escape the meat curtains
Kill yourself you deranged repulsive pedo frea weirdo.
> cuck fantasies
> while being the cuck
???
No.
Why would Jamal buy sexbots if he doesn't even buy condoms?
>back that azz up
My sides
And there's no reason they can't package that shit tastefully. Tenga manages to.
Not entirely true. Japs avoid it...
Although if you have a dick over 5" you are never going to be able to enjoy 99% of Jap toys.
You have autism. Why not rape a borer?
Hi, anime pro greek. I have an immense amount of pity for you and your mental "challenges."
Doesn't even pick condoms for free?
Enjoy getting even more niggers and kebab.
>Why haven't you killed yourself
cute animu grills.
Because sexbots are more attractive, and dropping $500 on unlimited pussy is a better business prospect than dropping $2,000 on bottle service every time you want to screw a girl.
I find the Tenga brand to be incredibly lackluster. Fleshlight is far superior.
>Buying US made sex toys
user the japs have this shit on lockdown. The only US brand worth a damn are the lillith series.
>$2,000 on bottle service every time you want to screw a girl.
>brothels aren't legal in his country
top kek
Do you think your father will be proud of you?
Pathetic and degenerate. This is why the jews have it so easy
No, I spend a lot of time in Japan for work, and they have plenty of adjustable size stuff. You do often have to order it beforehand, though.
Standard pocket edition masturbators, which are one-use, for emergencies, and run about $4.50 can accommodate 2" to 10". Anything more expensive, you do research before buying if you're not an idiot.
>has fantasies about white women getting banged by non-white men
>calls other people cucks
IQ not too high, lad?
Who in the world needs to spend $2000 just to fuck a girl?
Are you obese, fugly or have some kind of deficiency?
I disagree. Japs undoubtedly have a far more diverse range. However, more often than not they lack durability and as I said before the depth of the toys rarely exceeds 5" which means even an average sized white cock is going to damage the toy after only a few uses.
As an obese ugly permavirgin neckbeard 20 year old who watches cartoons all day and faps his tiny dick to drawn pictures of kids getting gangraped you are not in a position to judge anyone. Kill yourself. Hoe can anyone end up like you. Sad
Loner basement dweller confirmed. You sound like an asexual Tumblr faggot.
Keep masturbating up until 30 years to become a Wizard ( or a Maester in Game of Thrones)
Dumping
Never tried fleshlight, but at least their packaging isn't hideous. is right; the Japs have this down to an art form.
Yeah, it sucks.
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>the depth of the toys rarely exceeds 5"
Stop buying loli holes user
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A fucking toothpaste whose entire sex life was spent at the RLD.
I already have a son. Brb warming my fleshlight.
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the only thing i regret in life is that i haven't tried onaholes earlier 2bh
Holy shit you are pathetic even by the low weebshit standards. I can only imagine how creepy and ugly you are
Not me, God no. That's just how a lot of urban black culture works. They meet girls at clubs and impress them by how rich they are, which involves dropping hideous amounts of money on clothes, jewlery and "bottle service", which is a table near the dance floor with a conspicuous "luxury tax", ranging from $800 to $2,500.
American blacks would be the first ones lining up for sexbots, especially considering the difficulty they face getting prostitutes.
You don't really keep the packaging.
I mentioned this in a previous thread but I highly recommend the "sex-in-a-can" series from Fleshlight. They're not as dear as the regular ones but they're of the same quality.