/HEEM/ Hendo Heems A Can Edition

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>hating on Bisping

Tuck in that chin

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Bisping is not so wise a champ

No fight companion is complete without Joey Diaz.

Ortega bless brothers

Of all the fighters you could nuthug, why would you go for a literal junkie?

>sent him in such a panic he made a thread about BispGOAT early

Yikes!

You make early threads too

For your own mental health, I suggest you stop obsessing over me.

Ortega ain't a junkie

Pic related is a Junkie getting GADOOOSHED

How am I obsessed over you, it's clear you have made early threads too, get over it and stop crying Luke

you can literally see the 2nd ref behind the cage saying "OHHHH SHITTT"

>Coming from you

Imagine needing to take an anabolic steroid to choke out a can.

I love how every here is so tough with the heir Sup Forums fingers but you know for a fact they wouldn’t say it to mine or Brendan’s face irl

Not only do they pretend to be tough when it comes to Brendan, but the saddest thing is they pretend he's not a massive success story.

Cans are thick all the way around, much easier to choke a bottle haha

>day 34, still unemployed

Have you looked into a staffing agency, Sebastian?

>tfw won't start work until January

i'm on it

>I don't get Michael Bisping

Look for data entry job, it's easy money. Just let em know you're good with computers

>Bisping ducked Yoel

These Bispingfags are in literal shambles right now

Fresh Chaelcast

youtube.com/watch?v=NO5JamjqlHI

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Why do you hate romero so much?

Hey man are you doing picks for Bellator this week?

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NO FORGAY

*posts thiccachu.jpg*

>birthdays

>ufc sucks
>but smellator is even worse

Why can't we just have a promotion with pride rules + elbows and good matchmaking (no can crushing bs) that encompasses all the mma talent in the fuckin world

Based Bisping poster

Well you always have Rizin I guess.

Bellator 185 - 10/20
Heather Hardy vs. Kristina Williams 125 lbs

Australian FC 21 - 10/28
Alesha Zappitella vs Heqin Lin 105

UFC Fight Night 118 - 10/21
K. Kowalkiewicz vs. Jodie Esquibel 115 lbs
Lina Länsberg vs. Aspen Ladd 135 lbs

Bellator 186 - 11/3
I. Macfarlane vs. Emily Ducote 125 lbs

UFC 217 - 11/04
J. Jędrzejczyk vs. Rose Namajunas 115 lbs

UFC Fight Night 120 - 11/11
Angela Hill vs. Nina Ansaroff 115 lbs
Tatiana Suarez vs. Viviane Pereira 115 lbs

Bellator 188 - 11/16
Denise Kielholtz vs. Jessica Middleton 125 lbs

UFC Fight Night 121 - 11/18
Joanne Calderwood vs. Bec Rawlings 125 lbs
Alex Chambers vs. Nadia Kassem 115 lbs

UFC Fight Night 122 - 11/25
Kailin Curran vs. Xiaonan Yan 115 lbs
Gina Mazany vs. Yanan Wu 135 lbs

Bellator 189 - 12/1
Julia Budd vs Arlene Blencowe 145

TUF Finale - 12/1
Flyweight Title Fight
Lauren Murphy vs Priscilla Pedrita 125

UFC 218 - 12/2
Felice Herrig vs. Cortney Casey 115 lbs
Angela Magana vs. Amanda Cooper 115 lbs
Tecia Torres vs. Michelle Waterson 115lbs

Bellator 189 - 12/9
Lena Ovchynnikova vs. Alejandra Lara 125 lbs

Bellator - 12/15
Valérie Létourneau vs Kate Jackson 125

UFC 219 - 12/30
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Carla Esparza 115 lbs

>He prefers Natetty over Big Nick(els) Diaz

RIZIN has very little talent, no elbows, can crushing out the ass

I just like the freakshows and lack of weightclasses

Post Gatekeepers

I like watching RIZIN, I'm just saying it could be a lot better

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Patience my man, it's only going to get better with time

Nate, too, obviously.

youtube.com/watch?v=R62LPqar1-4

Reina is cute, but the Big Nog style of MMA is just going to result in CTE/shortened lifespan.

She's unheemable

Lads.. i'm starting to like boxing more than mma

Who is your favorite boxer?

Sor Rungvisai

Scheisse Essen, Lukas

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*Iss Scheiße, Brian

What's up Felix, run into any Peruvians lately?

@(You) Horrible

Why are you so mean to me lately? You're still nice to felix

He’s your boy now.
*dabs respectfully*

I'm not so sure about you guy, you lead me to believe you were never German in the first place, this is Nazi website. Felix is very upset after getting bent over by Spainsperg

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I am german my brother just on "vacation" right now

>discussing wmma

L8r

Any chicken masala lately Itary bro?
Where you visiting?

Ah, use a rubber dude AIDS is no joke

Thanks for the advice my man

Mackenzie Dern

how does this make you feel?
10/18 - Alaska FIGHTING Championship 134
10/20 - LFA 25: Cochrane vs. Rodrigues
10/20 - Bellator 185: Mousasi vs. Shlemenko
10/21 - UFC Fight Night: Cerrone vs. Till
10/22 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 13: The Lightweights
10/28 - Glory 47 Lyon: Vakhitov vs Machado
10/28 - UFC Fight Night: Brunson vs. Machida
10/28 - Cage Warriors 89: Fishgold vs. Jacobsen
11/02 - PFL: Washington DC
11/02 - VFC Fight Night Rapid City
11/03 - ONE FC 63: Hero's Dream
11/03 - Bellator 186: Bader vs. Vassell
11/03 - LFA 26: Odoms vs Hughes
11/04 - UFC 217: Bisping vs. St-Pierre
11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
11/10 - Bamma 32: Lahore vs Kiely
11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World
11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs Wilson
11/11 - UFC Fight Night: Poirier vs. Pettis
11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
11/19 - UFC Fight Night: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
11/24 - ONE FC65: Immortal Pursuit
11/25 - Cage Warriors 88: Moore vs Cerili
11/25 - UFC Fight Night: Silva vs. Gastelum
12/01 - Glory 48 New York: Vannostrand vs TBA
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale
12/01 - BEllator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Edgar
12/08 - TKO41: Champions
12/09 - ONE FC: Warriors of the World
12/09 - UFC Fight Night: Swanson vs. Ortega
12/09 - Bellator 190: Carvalho vs. Sakara
12/09 - Glory Redemption: Verhoeven vs Ben Saddik
12/15 - Bellator 191: Létourneau vs. Jackson
12/15 - BAMMA 33: Scope vs Lebout
12/16 - UFC on Fox: Lawler vs. dos Anjos
12/16 - ONE FC: Courage of Championship
12/23 - ONE FC: Conquest of Dragons
12/23 - ACB 77: Abdulvakhabox vs Vartanyan
12/29 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: 2nd Round
12/31 - Rizin World Grand Prix 2017: Final Round
12/30 - UFC 219

#andstill

Like ur a dork lol

THANK YOU, I'll add it to next OP

>outlaw mma

Based spergOP back to portioning Dank threads

>only one guy is capable of make a list of mma events
im not your guy my guy

he's just a gay dude with a proxy my man

youtube.com/watch?v=0lOlxt4BIl4

Does anyone think this little Scottish kid has a chance?

Where did you get the list from? Or did you type it all out yourself?

every relevant mma event is on one of these lists. just copy and paste them into a list


espn.com/mma/schedule
sherdog.com/events/upcoming/

UFC - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UFC_events#Scheduled_events
Bellator - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bellator_MMA_events
BAMMA - bamma.com/events
Invicta
ACB - acbmma.com/en
Cage Warriors - cagewarriors.com/events-and-tickets
VFC - victoryfighter.com/schedule
TKO - tkomma.ca/fightcard/
Glory - glorykickboxing.com/en/events
Rizin - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rizin_Fighting_Federation#List_of_Rizin_FF_events
LFA - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legacy_Fighting_Alliance#Scheduled_events
One Championship - onefc.com/events/

m-me

Autism

Will Artem smash Fili?

>being able to focus on a task for more than 10 minutes
>kek autism
you're never going to be a successful member of society

Worked

Start taking the picks.

I appreciate the efforts, thanks bro

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?

Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

Fighters who work you into a shoot?

This here is autism

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there are actually marks who want conor booked for a jobber like natetty instead of a true ME heel like tony

well spergy says it's an indicator that I'm a successful member of society bud so you can get fucked lol

Honestly, Garbrandt would cause me to break kayfabe just so I could get him in my guard

Nobody cares what spergy or you're chubby ass has to say

They built him up to job to TJ. He was the janetty after all

well you're wrong!

I wouldn't mind Conor going over Nate again just to get it out of the way. It's inevitable that they fight again, let Tony and Khabib shoot fight in the co-main and have winners face winners.

describe CTE with one image

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Go away mandrama

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