Official Juve vs Sporting PRE GAME THREAD

Jj vs JJ

Jews vs JUST

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JUSTice league has no chance

Yeah, I know, desu.

IMO it will all come down by how well will Battaglia reduce Dybala's movements, and to how well can Bruno Fernandes, Gelson and Acuna play this time, because they were not very good vs Barça, and I honestly felt we could have tied that game if one of them stood out more.

My optimistic prediction is Jj wins 2-0.

Actually we're kind of shit right now. If you managed to make Barça struggle to win 1-0 (with an og too) you can be dangerous to us.

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Juventus (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Sturaro, Benatia, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Pjanic; Cuadrado, Dybala, Mandzkuic; Higuain

>Sporting: Rui Patricio, Piccini, Coates, Mathieu, Coentrao, William, Battaglia, Gelson Martins, Acuna, Bruno Fernandes, Bas Dost

Tfw >we unironically stand a chance

Think again

>Its a JUSTice league strikes from the shadows episode

Predicting a 2-1 for Sporting

Kek

Daily reminder NOT to bully Dybala

P R O T E C C

rtp1 ou sportv, manos?

>No Bentancour
shit, I was going to watch this game, now I will go watch barcelona.

Sporttv, deu ontem o porco

>Rugani not playing
How is this nigga gonna learn if he's benchwarming all the time

Or did they give up on him already and just waiting for Caldara next year

anyone got a link?

>talented all-rounder going at very high speed.png

litterally go to reddit man

H-he's fast

4(you)

He's big

4 Allegri

>Juventus (4-2-3-1): Buffon; Sturaro

Already warmed up

Whom can stop a warmed up Sturando, realistically?

go to REDDIT soccerstream

Best aesthetics ive ever seen for a minute of silence

>minute of silence
>lasts 4 seconds

>the chad grip vs the beta slouch

>dat high test hairy arm

>Sultan of Salami

Based Big Dick Gigi

gol

lmao

THE POWER OF JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

>the state of Juventus' defence

Good lord this season is painful to watch

JjUST

hahaha >poovenjust

wtf was that seriously

>Justventus

The power of Sturaro

ayyy lmao

We might actually make it out of this group

Fucking sturaro and Benatia, with both of them out there Juve is guaranteed to concede

Alex Sandro Own Goal
WEBM WEBM WEBM
WEBM WEBM WEBM
WEBM WEBM WEBM

JJUST

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Holy fuck

>the absolute STATE of Sandro

can this season end already

looks like juve is milan tier now, this is the end for them

>hue nigger loses ball
>hue nigger scores
"""italian""" defense

so this is the power of Brazilian defending

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Sanfri was so good last year he looked like one of the best players at the club. I don't know what his problem has been this year

>Higuain is so shit lately he would probably miss an open goal easily
>no RBs
>Sturaro as a RB
>Dybala whom missed two penalties in a row
>pretty much the whole backline

I don't like this season, lads. Not at all

Jj U S T
U
S
T

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No wonder the Slovak lad killed himself.

Cuadrado is fucking tragic

BASED JESSE PINKMAN SAVING OUR ASS

Miralem 'Free kicks are penalties' Pjanic

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Pjanic learnt with Juninho

Dost has been so shit this season

t. reddit

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What a team that was, Benzema was also a beast back then

More angles

Good lord if I don't see Berna/Costa for Cuadrado at half time I'll run to Turin and kick Allegri in the nuts

mandzukic cant cross
this meme has to end

He's going to score and make you feel bad

I fucking wish

playing Higuain has become counterproductive

prove me wrong

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Someone has to be the dribble monkey and I don't really like costa

i can name a bunch playing worse than higuain

sooner or later Sturotto will be played at CF too.

It's like braking a freight train with not enough railway left.

Fat fuck.

ALLEGRI OUT

I'd say Allegri is using him wrong and giving him too much to do in the middle of the pitch. He's only somewhat useful when he just stands in the box and shoots, otherwise he's Mitra Matri tier (but fatter and not italian)

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Jesus Christ we're playing like literal shit.
Didn't expect such a bad game from Sporting, literally shit, and we memed ourselves a goal...

Fuck this

You literally did nothing besides that goal up front

JUVE PLZ WIN

I know. Fucking awful. I expected to be losing by now, but not this shit team game. Patrício MOTM so far.
We actually had a better game vs Barça.
Gelson has been memeing all season, Acuna is overplayed, Dost has been a shadow of his former self...
This sucks.

>we

stop scoring on yourself, Olympiakos de stocazzo

J-just be patient guys, I'm going to play better

Warm up for me, Lasagna

>drawing against Juve at half time
>being this asshurt
Being a small team has its perks. A few weeks ago we were in a similar position and pretty happy.

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Fan owned club, I have shares.
Fuck off.

baffling

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I don't understand how he's so great at getting 100% chances and then absolutely choking the shit out of them

this is my personal favorite

How are the jews playing?

>olympiacos
more like paralympiacos, amirite lads?

slow start
decent second half