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anti-dane edition

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I don't support this thread, and I think someone should make another one.

I hope the Dane commits suicide.

I've had a mole growing hair on the side of my face my whole life and I've never cut it. It's about 3 or 4 inches long at this point.

go to the doc and remove it, duh

I don't wanna. I've been through a lot with that mole. I'll probably just grow a beard and assimilate the mole hair into it so that I don't scare children too much anymore though.

if you put a glass bottle in the plastic recycling container it sinks

>assimilate
respect the diversity of you face
:^)

hej

>The United States is considering, in addition to other options, stopping all trade with any country doing business with North Korea.
what the FUCK did he mean by this??

it means all those mass produced chinese electronics are gonna get REALLY expensive

Alright bill nye

slutte å kollar porr

`Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice.
Why is not more curious?

I will. My beard grows dirty blond and my mole hair is jet black. I'll have a weird beard stripe and be all diverse and stuff.

It is, but Lewis Carroll was using a bit of artistic license

real question is why weren't they already doing this

If imports get more expensive maybe it will force American companies to become more competitive and the price of American goods (read: not chinesium) will actually decrease
fingers crossed

*blocks your path*

>tfw no tanned, blonde, bimbo gf with a cute butt

bimbo fetish is subhuman tier

because they realized that saying it that way doesn't sound like "stop trade with china"
they'll figure it out and hate drumpf anyways though

>tfw

you're subhuman tier

she is my president

nydailynews.com/news/world/japan-princess-mako-giving-royal-status-marry-commoner-article-1.3465053

Reminder that miracles are possible :)

quality post

Have you seen the quality of goods made in this country? I'd rather buy Chinese.

Grim post

would much rather give japs my money than buy a GM or...uggh, chrysler vehicle

>commoner she met at International Christian University in Tokyo
*chuckless in athiest*
japan is no better than the west, weebs are disgusting and will be culled in the next intellectual awakening

@79056950
>s-s-someone make a new thread!! p-please someone guys? guys? please guys? listen g-guys?!?
>n-n-no don't please, mommy!! make the mean man stop! mommy tell the mean man in this website to stop please!!

Gf called me autistic today

>you will never marry a Japanese princess
Not sure why I wake up some days

should've raped her
might've held up in court

>t. never worked in an American production facility
Our working class has been reduced to a small band of undignified rednecks.
I bought Ford because muh bailouts, but even those suck now. I miss 90s Ford.

>he isn't a secret Japanese princess

>tfw married a comoneru

*grinds against the dane's yiffhole*

I like how you're bringing him back into the thread after he got his feelings hurt and took off.

Very courteous.

Where's the Swiss poster? I like the vibes he brings to this place.

I remember seeing a ford ad yesterday that was saying how their vehicle had so many gimmicks but the subaru equivalent didn't
and I thought that not many people seem to buy those gimmicks anyways

Not a fan of gimmicks buds

gimmicks suck

America in general should just stop doing cars, leave it to the euros and japs

Funny how danes are supposed to be our "friends" but nothing makes them angrier than reminding them Schleswig is German

I hope the kraut commits suicide.

running out of room in the fridge for all my shoes guys

congress would probably just make stricter import laws

they stole our queen

you can put the OJ in a shoe

You get a red card for ____ ______

tfw no troubled former disney starlet gf

yuge discounts

being cuck

I had a dream that I thought my brother was trying to kill me so I trapped his soul in an aux cord

Considering masturbating in the basement just for a change of setting. Never fapped down there before.

You're basement could be filled with radium, so you might want to get that checked out unless you want your balls to get cancer

I like to go to other threads and pretend to be an yankee from Boston who is extremely ill informed when it comes to world history and politics when in reality I am from Texas and study geography

Anyone else know this feel?

I'm right handed and started masturbating with my right hand.

Broke my right hand in 8th grade and had to jerk it with the left.

Been doing that ever since. Works great because I can lube up and keep my mouse clean and dry

Do it all the time though I like to make grand generalizations on things I know little about just to further promote the americans are stupid stereotype

hope you used it to play your mixtape

>having a dirt basement
hi mcdonald

I'm just very sincere, and I'm uncooperative in memeing. That seems to really bother people.

Same here

would gladly racemix with VJ toobeehonest

>The absolute STATE of Drumpf
BTFO'd

Did you know H.P. Lovecraft was reborn as a Finn?

*stares at you*

really lights my Temple

>catalog
>spot a shitty picture
>whatever
>look for /cum/
>it is the thread with that shitty picture

lol that's the dane for ya

guess who is to blame

me on the right
you on the left

Me when I type out elaborate responses on the nature of Canadian penises

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私はスカートを着ています。
愚かなお尻!
いいえ、そこを見上げないでください!
これだよ。
私は警察の女性を呼び出し、彼女は男になる方法について何かを教えます。

get this shit outta here

what did the Elder Gods mean by this?

Thoughts?

what did he mean by this?

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Finally get to embrace my true T*rk heritage

how many red flags can one shove into four short paragraphs

>destroy Colorado
>take away Lake Champlain
Fuck your bullshit

>like black cock
>wants to be a veterinarian
makes sense, soo the black guy will be cucked by a horse

Horrible, pretty much takes away all the farmland.

i've always wanted montana to have a beach

oh well

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just felt another earthquake here in Idaho

Yellowstone eruption soon, brothers.

this thing better go off in my lifetime. Like I'm gonna be pissed if 9/11 is the epoch of my life.

Yellowstone would be 100 X better

I will move to these apartments in canada next year

North Africans should be executed

what apartmentos, senor?

>no yoop
weird

exciting. remember the one in montana back in july?
soon

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>yellowstone will never erupt and launch the US into a new age of reconstruction at a level never seen before

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work was nice.

someone told my boss i did a really good job.