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queen of cum edition

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how many fucking threads do you spergs need?

why doesnt janny just do his job

Bane?

anime

alri

su aka poozoo

I'd knock out Kim Jong Un in a bare knuckle tbf

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I have absolutely no personality (but I'm tall and moderately OK to look at). Only times I have kissed girls have been in clubs when they are just attracted to my appearance enough to want to kiss me.

To actually put your willy inside them you need to be able to chat, which I cannot do.

all of 'em

the sun never sets on /brit/

slags?

youtube.com/watch?v=OBLXYDER35A

not true if you were actually good looking they wud basicly drag u back to theirs or force u to take them to yours, hell they will even start wanking u off in a corner of the club

t. has happened to me and i'm ugly so god knows how easy it is for good looking guys

not even her birthday is real. my mind is utterly blown the fuck out

alright then

sue

N E W
E
W

In the moment you don't really care

I've kissed a girl after we'd both given each other oral sex

need a new soon

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the /brit/ spectrum

Wanna touch my harris, lads?

i dont act stupid in front of attractive women. i know they'll never find me appealing so i dont feel any discomfort or awkwardness.

well the point still stands: my appearance is such that girls in clubs have voluntarily wanted to kiss me just from how I look but the line is drawn there

Also on two separate occasions I have been taken into a toilet by girls but then they didn't suck me off and we didn't have sex. No idea what that was about.

well no shit u don't care about kissing when oral sex is 10x more disgusting than kissing

Literally all in here

is this the right /brit/?

BREAKING NEWS:
Sup Forums janitor found dead at his desk after 48 hour drink and drugs binge

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I went to her birthday live in 2015 and the point at which we all whipped out our yellow glowsticks and made her cry with gratitude has always stuck in my mind as one of my favourite idol live moments

was a bit sad to discover that this was most likely two months after her real birthday

same what an utter disgrace of a woman

>Also on two separate occasions I have been taken into a toilet by girls but then they didn't suck me off and we didn't have sex. No idea what that was about.

wut ok that is fucking weird did you both do drugs or what

JANITOOOOOOR

he sounds a bit like kermit the frog

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why does she fake her birthday

Is there any greater joy than hearing the fire alarm go off at work? Perhaps the computer systems going down for a period of several hours but with that you don't really know how long they will be down for. With a fire alarm you know you're getting a good 10 minutes, easily.

wonder how long we have left until we're rangebanned from Sup Forums

duh he does the voice

if you really want to post pics of her when she was 13 at least include screenshots from the gravure

so they're photoshopped

Just got off the plane from Mecca.

Any leftypol man in

because she's a psychopath who manipulates her fans

lost control of myself in the crisps aisle in lidl again

woke up in the car park with a note telling me I'm barred

continue lads

what are

taking a shit dudes

I've heard of more mainstream idols publically celebrating their birthday a few days apart from the real one so as to spend the real one with friends and family while having a full day for fans, but not so much two months apart

to be honest it's entirely possible that August is her real birthday and the one she claimed as a junior idol was fake as is common in that industry

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death

Q: is janny about?

Grim

Sup Forums - no mods, ever

why is /brit/ so lawless

where is janny?

only the finest

dont understand it

>Go on crush's Instagram
>See picture she uploaded about a month or two back has a new like
>Be super worried that she's now found someone or that she hooked up with some guy and is a slut

Am I just an autist who overthinks things and always expects the worst case scenario?

fuck off with your nonce celebs

would honestly rather read about Kerry Katona than some grown man paying £3k to hug a child

Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?

looks nice

and then the janny said:
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS JANNY'S DEAD HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT

every photo i've ever seen of that place is grim as fuck. Islam really is shit. if you want a country to stagnate, introduce islam to it. terrible ideology.

wud rather starve than eat that srs

it's more like 3000 yen and we only shake hands

cunt

what do you expect her not to shag other blokes or something?

are you living in cloud cuckoo land?

>tesco summer fruit squash

jesus wept

well you can't be that desperate to live in the first place

Only the dead have seen the end of war

u right there

No mods no masters

would be mad if NK nuked japan
would feel very sorry for japan if that happened

stop going on her instagram and stop caring about her

Throw that in a bowl and nuke it and you've got a decent soup going

Got some neck hair that sprouts out of my shirt. Should I trim this or what? My hair is always trimmed pretty tight at the back so it looks weird

How the fuck do I even shave this?

any country that nukes Japan should be wiped off the map really

got a fuckload of (You)s on tv

this

you dont deserve love

if he's liking her pics from 2 months ago then he's not shagging her

you sound like a weirdo though

Imagine taking all the unuseable meat garbage from butcheries, blending it, shaping it into kebabs and then grilling it and scraping it off, and some people will actually consider it delicious. Kebab is complete trash. Gyros is superior in every regard.

>5 (You)s

rookie numbers

oh my god, is this guy REALLY boasting about getting 5 (you)s, how embarrassing

this is /brit/

>can we
hello 'ddit

probably all Sneed's doing

>naturally shy, quiet and introverted
>lack of confidence and fear of rejection (with women)
>not very attractive

thats the formula for a lonely life.

you lads with gfs are lucky. dont waste it.

flat earth is real

>4 months until Christmas again
>told myself last Christmas that this year will be the one
>absolutely NOTHING has changed

just queefed

>giving him even more (you)s

like moths to dog shit

Greek gyros. Turkish food is vomit.

>fake name
>fake birthday
>fake face

why is this acceptable?

>guy gets five (You)s bragging about his (You)s
you're got tricked

>wait, taylor swift wasnt hot when she was a kid? fuck it i hate her now!
this is your argument, not mine

leftism is a mental illness

definitely seen this episode before

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because it's 2017 and plastic surgery is the same as makeup