Dane DeHaan

Is he the ultimate /ourguy/?

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is he working as a busboy yet? he should be

>my car on the left

I never understood how do male actors become popular and successful, I consider Dane's looks and acting to be on par with young Leo, yet Dane is pretty obscure while Leo was in some of the biggest films ever.

Is it a matter or getting lucky with a breakthrough role? Sucking the most executive dicks? Or is it determined by the Merchant?

It's literally all about getting lucky. Acting isn't hard, and good looks aren't that rare, there are millions of people who COULD be Hollywood stars and only a lucky (or, more often than not, well connected) few get cast in anything.

isn't that the question of the day?

he and classic should be in Villenueve's Dune, i don't care what role, they cannot miss that train

Will he play him in the inevitable biopic?

he got casting couched

he said it on here even, remember?

permanent little boy face. hes gonna be a weird looking middle aged guy

explain

someone post his arse

Dane tried to do some AMA here and gave out enough details -- his parents ran some furniture store in specific -- and people figured it out.

The main thing that got out was how he basically had to pleasure people in Hollywood when he wanted to get into acting.

Did he give out any other interesting info?

Are there screengrabs?

I'm willing to bet he'll turn out better than Leo.

Not that I can recall. It's only Dane.

Someone has to have them, I don't on this computer.

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Leo has turned full Brando now that he got his Oscar.

He said picrel from House of Cards, GK and the redneck in Dawn of the Dead was an irl faggot who kept hitting on him relentlessly in a party

Too bad he's just a creepy looking balding guy now.

that's exactly what Dane said. Dane?

But Dane will be as bald as Red Forman in ten years

That beard and hair was for the revenant

i just googled it right now and shit came up

>sucking the most executive dicks

yes

woah do you reckon anyone important found out about this?

want to act in a few movies but dont want to suck any faggot's dick

am i gonna make it brahs?

Leo DiCaprio reloaded

you'd be sucking less dicks if you went into gay porn

you see you need to do three things to make it in hollywood:

> suck every executives dick
> pay hollywood mafia a percent of your earnings
> join satanic nwo cults

tfw you want to act in some movies and also like sucking dick

Is he still posting here?

we're here forever

I liked you in place beyond the pines, Dane

i'm not dane, just some neet fuck, he probably still posts though.

nobody on Sup Forums uses periods

r u dane

And the gut and bitch tits?

Dane pls, we are all friends here

i wish

>Sucking the most executive dicks?

Literally the only reason Redmayne is a thing.

>Dane?
I clearly see an user instead of CIA asking "Dane?"

Also, I'm waiting for Cure for wellness since it should be good suspence thing.

Eddie was one of the people in the Les mis movie who were actually from a stage production of it, and that's his first really big role, so he may have avoided it.

It'll all be fat, old executive cock though.

I really do like Dane as an actor though.

I unironically like Dane's junkie eyes aesthetic.

He's the Kaya Scodelario of guys.

He's just a second rate Paul Dano

Hi Paul.

>tfw you'll never be a father

fuck off paul

fuck off Dane

>it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan