Character has a safe

>character has a safe
>it contains explicit incriminating details of all his illegal activity

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>Heavy breathing
>turns on sink
>fist full of pills
>stares at self in mirror

>Character looks at himself in the mirror
>Gags
>Splashes water into his face
>"Keep it together, Jim"

>character burns contents of the safe

>Character smashes mirror
>Starts breathing heavily while his hand bleeds

>hangs up phone without saying goodbye

Where else would he keep incriminating evidence, retard? on his bedroom walls?

>character likes jazz
>"Do you like jazz?"
Every time.

>character keeps dirt on everybody
>it's me

>"What.... are... you....."

>*fluorescent lighting
>on floor
>*ambient music
>in boxers

>character leaves another character without saying "see ya" or "bye"
>character receives something and doesn't say "thanks" or "thank you"

>never get opportunity to use secret dirt and it goes to waste

this shit pisses me off so much. I never noticed it before being told that they never do it in movies or television now I can never not notice it.

he could destroy it perhaps?

same.

He needs those documents, idiot. Not everyone has an eidetic memory.

>Vietnam war movie
>it ain't me starts playing

Name a million movies

>You're done?!!?
>Hands in Document/Book
>And you understand it?
>Yeah.
>How?!?
>I have photographic memory.

>tv thread
>it ain't me meme gets posted

Just another thing Sup Forums and 'nam have in common

>bomb has a big clock with red numbers counting down

>it ain't meme
>it ain't meme
>i ain't no pepe the frog

>Character doesn't lock his house

Like having no rules

>People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health unless its an important plot point
>Whenever someone looks through the binoculars, you see two joined circles instead of one
>Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays. Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people are always thoughtful enough to include a visible display (usually LED) of how much time remains before the bomb detonates, giving the hero accurate feedback on exactly how much time remains.
>Sudden accelleration of a car (be it forwards, backwards, stopping, skidding, sliding, or whatever) causes a loud skid, even on dirt or wet roads. Be prepared. Each wheel is also fitted with a smoke device to let you know when this happens
>After a car crash, no character ever sits and shakes for five minutes, or becomes incoherent with shock.
>Whenever anyone knocks out anyone else and takes their clothes, it's always a flawless fit
>Word processors never display a cursor
>In a car two people will always converse while one stares out the window, with their back to the other. When an emotional point is made, the first person will turn around
>A dying person's last words will always be coherent and significant

>character has a safe
>it has an alphabetic password system
>the password is the name of the girlfriend, mother or dog

>character has a safe
>it has a numeric lock
>the password is immediately guessed by using the birthdate of someone from a picture in the same room

>what we do in life echoes in eternity

>spying devices and hidden cameras always flicker with bright lights and beeping sounds

>Character has a safe
>It is opened by answering a riddle
>the riddle is: "What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs through the day and the three at night?"

>hero has a chance to kill the villain
>leaves with his significant other / family and lets police arrest villain instead

What's the answer?

>Audience member thinks they like an actor as a person based on the character they play
>The actor's real personality/beliefs disappoint the audience member to the point where they dislike the characters said actor plays on scree.

>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>faulty piece of equipment
>character hits it
>now works perfectly

>Character has a safe
>it has a numeric lock
>it has the same code number as yours
pic related

You user. A human.

Literally works irl with my old guitar amp

You actually don't know? That's one of the oldest riddles ever.

Baby, adult and elderly (with cane)

Man

Huh? I don't walk on all four on the morning and certainly not on three at night. No way that's the answer.

>The film is a scifi and the character trying to open it is a 3 tentacled squid man.

Worked for all the old box tvs i had

>password is "chair"

That's fucking stupid. If you replace "morning, day and night" with "infant-hood, adulthood and old age" it might have worked, but those have nothing to do with stages of the day.

Also a cane isn't a leg.

>man sets out to save damsel in distress
>ends up getting saved by her in the end

Sorry user not everyone is as autisticly literal thinking as you. The riddle is ancient Greek in origin tfw they were too intelligent for you.

fuck you photographic memory doesn't make you understand shit

>literal thinking

That has nothing to do with literal thinking. You can use the stages of the day as metaphor to a whole bunch of things, not to mention that the leg=cane can apply to pretty much any phalic object. It's just a misleading riddle.

>slim woman beats up heavily trained soldier
>"yeah, i grew up with 3 brothers"

>You can use the stages of the day as metaphor to a whole bunch of things, not to mention that the leg=cane can apply to pretty much any phalic object.

So what you are saying is that...it is a riddle? wow. It's almost as if a riddle is supposed to really make you think.

Here's a riddle more to your caliber: What is furry and meows and has a 3 letter name beginning with C and ending with T. I'll spoiler the answer so you can really puzzle it out.
It's a cat.

>kung fu movie
>all male characters has the same hairstyle

>The season is always the better part of spring or summer. It's only winter if it's the week before Hanukah and it's only autumn if the leaves are in their best color while remaining on the trees,

It's almost like it's easier to film in seasons with better weather, what a revelation!

that the point

it was from Dr strange and a lot of other stupid movies

>characters can't find each other
>use the sound of grenades to calculate how far apart they are

>looks into camera
>Jim face

...

Yes, that's a much better riddle, because it doesn't try to misdirect you with retarded metaphors that don't actually work.

>character has a safe
>other characters assume it's where he's keeping all his records of his criminal activities
>finally open it
>it's empty/ contains family photos or some shit
>all the important documents are in the other, hidden safe

>she tells Jimmy to not do it
>she does it

What movie is this?

NARRATIVE CONVENIENCE

I think the issue he's getting at is the riddle is somewhat vague and could be interpreted in any number of ways. You could come to an answer that's soundly reasoned and could be argued as a suitable response, it may even make more sense than the intended answer, but it would still be considered "wrong" because it's not what the riddler intended.

or like a note or a joke document

Legitimately name 1 (one) film where this happens

name 2 movies that do this

Maybe it made more sense before it was translated, user.

well to be fair the riddle is being said by a evil lion woman who is trying to misdirect the riddle answerer in order to attack and eat them.

But it is a metaphoricly sound riddle. Riddles can be easy enough to guess right away, but some require a few answers to narrow things down and a little bit of thought. Now that you know the answer you shouldn't react like an ignorant person and cast it off as dumb.

gee its almost like it was a riddle in an apocryphal tale designed by a mythical creature which is famous for being a trickster to fool our hero via the crafty use of metaphor and symbol, fagtron

>character likes jazz
>"Miles Davis, Coltrane, the list just goes on from there."

>girl makes the best rimjob ever
>"How do you know this?"
>"I grew up with three brothers"

or a bomb

Taken 2

name 3 pornographies that do this.

>henchman at end of movie survives big explosion
>exclaims how they'll never die or be caught
>secondary explosion kills them

>character poo poo's in pee pee time
>mommy takes away his good boy points

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>character has a safe
>there's a spring-loaded boxing glove inside

>After a car crash, no character ever sits and shakes for five minutes, or becomes incoherent with shock.
Not exactly 5 minutes of shaking, but the ending to No Country for Old Men was pretty good about avoiding this

Quality Soviet hardwares komrade

fucking goldeneye

Armageddon

>character has a computer
>computer is locked by a password
>dusty old classic book is on the desk next to computer
>password is the most famous line from the book

CANE?

>"There must be a secret door"
>Look around the room, notice all books are from National Geographic History
>"Hey, this one is from National Geographic Geology"
>It has a button inside
>Push it, the door opens
>"Gotem"

>Open Sesame

>MC has sex with a girl
>She has an orgasm

Are you actually retarded or are you just pretending? It's called a metaphor, you moron.

nme won mowie were tis hapens

>character is stuck in a narrow space for a long time
>never has to go to the toilet

>keeping things that can destroy your life

>character wear/carries a mysterious item around
>shows the item to the villain in the movie climax
>it's something the villain left behind at the murder scene of his family

>wild card character lights a cigarette
>MC character that you thought was a mary-sue/gary-stu is stuck in a pickle because they can't use a deus ex machina
>MC rips cigarette out of wild card character's mouth
>wild card character has a eureka moment
>cigarette drops from MC's mouth

>2000's horror flick
>first scene is a dark road where a couple is about to have sex
>spooky monster kills them first
>next scene is a wide shot of a large school letting out for spring break with kids running out of the front doors and skateboards and shit with a knock off greenday song playing
>group of main characters come out
>protagonist is a white shy girl who is a virgin
>her best friend for some reason is this slutty cheerleader black girl
>there's gonna be some party or shit everyone is going to and her friend is saying how her hot guy crush will be there and she's gonna finally have sex
>protagonist laughs awkwardly and tells her friend to shut up
>some asshole character comes by and knocks shit out of the protagonists hands on accident
>asshole character laughs and keeps walking
>"what an asshole that guy is"
>he's the killers second victim
>the cute virgin protagonist is the only survivor in the end
>there's a twist ending that the killer is still alive that's revealed right before a pop punk song starts playing loudly and credits roll

>character tells his friend charlie to not tell the police about it
>he tells them anyway

>Character falls through the roof
>''Nice of you to drop by''