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cara

nah

Antonina

alri

might kys

dem man masheen

need a bf

why did she do it

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pardon?

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talk me out of it

anyone remember the chin meme?

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Hello.

There's just 5 hours left until you find me dead
There's just 4 hours left until you find me dead
There's just 3 hours left until you find me dead
There's just 2 hours left until you find me dead
There's 1 more hour and then you will find me dead
There's just

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he'll never find clothes that fit him will he?

No one cares.

anime

sue

so what about the wind carrying radioactive material for miles in all directions?

if the device was 1000kt as the american said then wouldn't that be a pretty big chunk of their land completely fucked for years?

Who is this?

>who here doesn't fully commit with convos with girls cause I don't wanna seem to interfered
Feel like a right douche, should put my full effort in

i hurted myself today

He prefers over-sized clothing. He likes the 80's and 80's suits.

kyary

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nah

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oh and thanks for replying. the other cretins obviously know just as little as i do, judging from their convenient silence, but still felt the need to throw out a crappy insult. lol idiots.

thats why its done underground, so very little radioactive material finds itself caught in the wind

cor some of the slags in de wallen aren't half bad, still wouldn't pay to get my todger wet though

holly

now going to bed

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me

*interested
Such an autist

They have the Janny
But we have the Sneed

don't wake up

yah

I think you're cool Homer Simpson

to sea if i could fell

too fat for me
like my girls stick-thin

good night

ok but surely a 1000kt explosion will do some serious underground damage? how deep do they do it?

all the hollys i've known IRL have been turbo tarquinesses
seems to be a favourite name of yuppies

sneed.. easy on the feed & seed

The rest of ya'll know when I Sneed to yah

letting the days
go
by

so i havent talked to my dad in about 14 years and found him on fb and kind of want to establish contact with him but dont actually know what to say, not knowing what to say is keeping me from doing it. what do i say lads? "alri"?

"doing a poo"

kinda like these cute pepe pics

:3

ask him for some money

kill yourself degenerate

sounds like you were the one that cut contact, so maybe start with an apology?

"daddy!!!! x3 remember me? ;p"

tell 'im he's a 'unt for abandoning 'ou

Cornetto

better call saul > twin peaks > game of thrones
there, i said it

link him to /brit/

BETTER THAN NOTHING LAD. MY DAD DIED 11 YEARS AGO

oi you fat old nonce where the fuck have you been

cum faggot

goodnight la'

failed my first year at uni
don't want to resit the year
what do I do now?

fuck your mom, and send him a video of it

Just finished inception. Does the spinning top fall at the end? Does it even matter?

'cide

resit it

it's an easy year of life, smoke weed get pissed and scrape 40%s in January

not hard

wish I wasn't such a fedora and could enjoy /x/
>the actual paranormal threads, not the retarded conspiracy bullshit

>failed my first year at uni
HOW AND WHAT WERE YOU STUDYING?

nit nit

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first of all don't do it over the internet
ask him out for dinner or something

goldenbeard subtitles

moving to china lads, sick of this shithole

retard

recommend some coffeeshops lads, see them all over but don't know which ones are worth visiting

prefer not to say

are they the girls from frozen

thats hot

we will never know if it falls or not, just like we will never know if this reality is "top level"

R A R E
A
R
E

>hi dad I know we haven't spoke in a whole but mum's new boyfriend is sexually abusing me and I didn't know who else to turn to

>Does it even matter?
ARE WE RICH OR ARE WE POOR?
DOES IT MATTER ANYMORE?

d i e

wage slavery tomorrow lads

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thinking about doing the whole bnecome drug addict for attention routine

No, they're power rangers

fucking LOVE reddit
there so much on that site, literally INFORMATION PORN desu

03.Radio Retaliation (feat. Sleepy Wonder) 7:41

abraxas of course

Costa

99% of it is bullshit lad

have a theory that most guys with really big dicks are actually bad at sex because the think their dick is everything and theres no need for anything more
theory was developed from watching amateur porn with big dick guys who only know how to do a choppy, rhythmless in-and-out
also worth mentioning that most guys in general are no good at sex for the same reason regardless of dick size
thanks for reading

good riddance