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What is the best Kingdom and why is it the Stormlands?

>Best aesthetics
>Best titles
>Best castles
>Best soldiers

Shit book, shit show. Cancel the spin off and let this meme franchise die asap

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Who else hyped for Euron fucking shit up?
I'm sure most of season 7 will be just as bad as the last but seeing based Euron crashing Dorne with no survivors will be a well deserved end to that mess of a plotline.

Jonsa
Gendric
Rhollelly
JaqMelly
Piendry
Torienne
WalCat
Catyrion
Robbeon
Joffsey
Breera
Thormelly
Robbgery

/our girl/

I'm wondering what will be his end?
-Stronk Cersei poison or back stabs him in bed.
-Drogo melts him to death
-A kraken swallows him ala PotC
-Night's king blasts him to death with undead dragon
-Dies at an old age
-Theon kills him-via drowning or stabbing him or with a bow and arrow.
-Trips over the edge of a high castle wall
-Overdose on nightshade or whatever it's called.

However it happens, I think he will go out with a bang.
That Aeron preview chapter was fucking Lovecraft tier, too bad that they cut that aspect of his character from the show.

I hope he meets NK.

But don't know how I wan't him to die.

Season 8 I hope.

>tfw deep down you know Preston is wrong about everything

...

He's an Gran Autismo but he was right about the origin of the White Walkers.

>Meme dwarf edition

Well if s7 is left as a cliffhanger, then yeah looks like it. His death in s7 would be a huge shock to me.

I doubt it. I think he might the final boss of the series, in the books at least.

/our girl/

Can't wait to see the dragons in action in Season 7. Drogon is enormous.

He is going to be Balerion 2.0

>Best aesthetics
whaddya mean?
>Best titles
stormlord does sound pretty cool
i like lord paramount of the trident better though
>Best castles
well storm's end is apparently infused with magic so that's hard to argue with
are there any other notable stormland castles though?
>Best soldiers
how?

*drinks wine*
*quips*
*serves more wine*
*says "fuck"*
*drinks wine*
*quips*
*says "cock"*
*makes remark about being a midget*
*quips*
*drinks wine*

the north is objectively the most aesthetic

>doesn't fart loudly
dropped

When in the series has Tyrion farted, idiot?

Never.

People just memed Pycelle's nervous fart so hard it spread to other characters for literal reason

>arya heads up north to reunite with her broth jon after poisoning the frey family at a feast with a deadly but rare poison called shadowshark
>she arrives the same time the jon meets theon and beats him up using a stick for what he did at winterfell
>the choreography is reminiscent of the movie hero and particularly jarring considering the only training we see arya receiving is a guantanimo style beating from waif and suddenly she is like a kung fu expert
>sansa and jon break their bonds due to the learned heritage of jon and sansa plots with littlefinger to kill jon by organizing a mutiny with the rest of the lords (she goes around with littlefinger talking to all the houses again for support like she did in s6)
>bearloli rats on her and jon sends arya to kill her
>arya kills littlefinger and uses his face mask to get closer to sansa who is now leading half the north army, sansa now goes by the name the "Red Wolf"
>using dany's dragons jon defeats sansa in a battle that culminates at the top of the ice wall
>he burns sansa and "littlefinger" alive but didnt realize that arya was just using that as cover for the right moment to take out sansa
>after the battle jon finds "littlefingers" extra crispy body and holds it for the dramatic reveal
>he pulls the burnt top layer of face off to reveal and unscathed arya face with blue eyes (night king got her)
>jon then unsheaths his sword and stabs her through the face so hard that it starts a small crack in the ice wall that runs down to the bottom
>he manages to hit the only spot in the wall that could cause its collapse
>its revealed next season in a flashback that bran the builder actually included this important safety feature in the wall so it couldnt be used against the north by the wildlings
>the season ends with jon and half his army tumbling to death in the great wall avalanche

>Rhollelly
hngggggggg I want to see this.

>Torienne
wtf this is showfag fucking shit ship.

>written and directed by D and D

>she'll never prowl-jump on you
>she'll never rub herself onto you when she's in heat

>arya dies
>d&d
if only

my erection is hard

>the "Red Wolf"
christ, this is stupid enough to be plausible

I would like to take your virginity on exchange for cold hard cash

seems you put a lot of work into this user
kill yourself

Why does everyone gloss over how stupid tommen killing himself is? It makes no sense

because nothing has made any goddamn sense for 2 seasons now. kinda used to it.

Littlefinger is a faceless man and he is working with Jaqen and Syrio to create chaos in Westeros.

how does it not make sense?

>tfw Braavosi takeover of Westeros

explain how it makes sense?

its obvious they just wanted shock value + device to have cersei on the throne

his loving wife and the rest of her family were just murdered by his psychopath bitch mother

I'd probably say fuck it too if I were him

>explain how it makes sense?
Explain how it doesn't make sense, you're the one claiming that it doesn't.

>its obvious they just wanted shock value + device to have cersei on the throne
that doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.

plus he was basically brainwashed by the faith and he just saw the holiest site there is blow up

>be king
>sept explodes
>wife, some distant relatives die
>ok gonna kill myself now

Oooh it all makes sense now, thanks!

How will book Dany be able to resist Victarion? She fell for Daario because he's a bad boy, but Victarion is Ironchad with fire powers and would probably push Mario's shit in.

when does it start again? it's like they paused a trainwreck halfway through. i need to see the rest.

way to completely ignore that his mom did it and all the complications that entails you dense fucker

They had to kill him. Can't have any of the good characters killing Tommen, who did nothing wrong.

>be king
>sept explodes
>mother killed wife and some distant relatives die
>ok gonna kill myself now

Oooh it all makes sense now, thanks!

people commit suicide over ended love stories every fucking day in the real world.

And I imagine most of them aren't the "my mom killed my gf" kind.

was it autism?

yea tommen was almost as autistic as stannis

>so how do we get rid of tommen to put cersei on the throne?
>idk just make him kill himself

>/got/ defends this

let's play a guessing game instead of arguing with the autist.

What's gonna happen with Tommen in the books?

Sure he likes Margaery, but he's not in love with her, he's just a kid. And he doesn't like her, like, more than anything else in the world, bestestest friend ever...

I don't see him killing himself over her...
Is he killed?
Suicide for a different reason?
Suicide for the same reason?

>hurr
We're not defending D&D, we're defending 1 action made by 1 character that you think makes no sense even tho it does, because It happens in the real world but it's too unbelievable for a fantasy story?

>people kill themselves in real life so it makes sense!

you're literally retarded, please tommen yourself.

>Speak no more of that terrible show. Let's talk about some non-fiction instead before the sun goes down.

i don't understand why my dick isn't in that right now

>79076968
damn thats a good ellie, take mine

Maybe he'll want to try going to the trial and Zombie Mountain will kill him on accident while trying to stop him from leaving.

>white walkers
>they're blue

>white wolf
>he's not a wolf

>grey wind
>hes a wolf

>the mountain
>he's a human

let's try to fill the next 235 posts with this.

>Baratheon
>Isn't just a muscular Theon

>riverrun
>it isn't even moving let alone running

why would sansa try to get rid of john?

>Last Hearth
>not the only place with a hearth

>bronze yohn
>he's white

>storm's end
>storms go past it all the time

>Dragonstone
>Actually only has a supply of Dragonglass

>black walder
>also white
wtf grrm

>mind trick queen
>is actually a mind trick queen

>Jon Snow
>isn't descended from snow

Does anyone else here miss early 2000s Nick?

>King's Landing
>Isn't an airport

>the neck
>not a body part

>red ronnet
>white
>blue bard
>white white white dey all white

>the knight of flowers
>not made of flowers

>the fingers
>aren't actually fingers

>the moon door
>isn't even on the moon

>the hound
>human

>the mountain
>also human

>the viper
>is human

>Best aesthetics
literally what do you mean
>Best titles
Stormlord is cool I will grant you
>Best castles
We never get to see them
>Best soldiers
They seem to lose every fight we see them in so no

>The milkwater
>not coming out of a titty

>winterfell
>winter is coming
choose one

>shadow tower
>not made of a shadow

She will giggle at him when she sees his small penis and he will get mad and chimp the fuck out and strangle Dany to death complaining wives never suited him.

>lem lemoncloak
>cloak is not lemons

He is nothing like the mysterious badass book reader has been hyping me. But i have to admit his over the top madness actually makes him pretty fun to watch.

I hope they make Euron more cunning and do more, aside from beating the sneks.

>ghost of high heart
>alive
you're killing me gurms

>Game of thrones
>one throne

>winter is coming
>book where winter finally starts isnt ever coming

>the sword of the morning
>isn't a sword or from the morning

Winter started in the last chapter of the last book.

>moontea
>isn't from the moon

>widow's wail
>didn't make anyone a widow