>KIDDIES’ TV star Barry Chuckle was branded a sleazy rat yesterday for trying to bed the mum of two young fans.
>The married grandad, 60 — one half of the famous Chuckle Brothers — bombarded attractive Sally Williams with lurid emails.
>Housewife Sally, 37, also told how he KISSED her as she sat in his car, put his hand up her SKIRT — and BEGGED her to spend nights with him in a hotel.
>The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms, said: “I must have been insane.
>“We never had full sex. But I was stupid, naive and idiotic. He’s a slimebag and a sleazeball who could have wrecked my life.”
>One email from the wrinkly comic — real name Barry Elliott — told how he wanted to “lick, suck and caress” her.
>Another drooled: “Even though you won’t have your underwear on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing it slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing.
>The “fling” was nipped in the bud when Sally's husband Ron, 40, found one of the emails.
>He stormed: “I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like.”
>Barry — wed to Ann for 35 years — yesterday admitted sending “fruity” emails and meeting Sally at the services. But he insisted: “Nothing happened.”
>HAVE you romped with Barry? Ring The Sun newsdesk on 020 7782 4105.
Dylan Moore
The value of the pound is plummeting
British companies are leaving for the EU
Foreign companies are staying out
Scotland and Gibraltar want independence
Cornwall and Wales want to stay on the EU dole
Racism and violence against anyone who isn't white is skyrocketing
The Tory and Labour parties are in chaos
Boris, IDS, Gove and Farage admitted their campaign was based solely on lies and false promises that have already been broken
The UK economy has lost its last AAA credit rating and close to 1/5 of its net value
Osborne has confirmed that taxes will rise and public spending will be decimated
France will no longer enforce border checks in Calais, giving migrants a free pass to Folkestone
Not one single politician from the Leave campaign has a plan because they didn't think this far
At least we can serve Hákarl in our chippies now!
Well done Nigel!
Ayden Martin
>1st >Is 2nd American education everyone
Kevin Miller
Why do people hate this tripfag
Joshua Nelson
We got an update on the explosion in that Istanbul airport?
because it means they can't post screenshots of this thread to reddit
Ayden Ward
>The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms, said: “I must have been insane.
>woman acts like a slut with a guy >regrets it >tells the papers "MUH RAPE"
again?
Ian Jackson
Headlines would be great TO ME, TO OOH ER MISSUS OH DEAR OH DEAR "I HAD A CHUCKLE!" - MISTRESS SPILLS BEANS
Jace Smith
Friendly reminder that Wales is the most based country in the UK
Juan Parker
It's YKTD evading a ban. You don't want to know who YKTD is. He's an arrogant retard who predicts nonsense constantly and gets everything he says wrong. He said it'd be 46% Leave and he also said BoJo won't stop free movement of people only for BoJo to say 12 hours later he wouldn't allow free movement..
Being in the EEA is the best thing at the moment. It will calm the markets down and kill momentum for a second referendum that could reverse our decision to leave. Once we are there, the PM may choose to declare that we are in it temporarily whilst we sort out our own trade deals, upon the conclusion of which we shall leave. And even if the PM keeps us in the EEA and wishes for us to stay there, politics will then become not about the EU, but about leaving the EEA and substituting it for our own deals, something which is much less toxic.
Look at those comments! Nu-left just can't help themselves. Snark and sneer is their forte.
Juan Kelly
That would give the Conservatives 100% of the House every election
William Clark
off topic
Wyatt Ward
i like the Saint georges cross on its own.
Xavier Russell
>implying any of the skelly Remainer's would have been able to vote if they had to lift
Have you seen the regressive left?
Connor Jenkins
>Scotland >beautiful aryan >not ugly dwarf
David Torres
>The absolute state of Tom Watson
Looks like he's on a gallows
Robert Robinson
chip off the old block, his da did the same for the Third Reich
David Peterson
Common Core, mostly.
Andrew Peterson
JUST WHAT IS THE ENDGAME OF THESE PROTESTERS
James Hughes
Add Brazil to the free trade list then lads.
Luis Allen
He doesn't look so good. Is he feeling alright?
Nathaniel Sanchez
Use the proper Union Flag m8, not that abomination
Eli Fisher
I've just realised Russell Brand got so BTFO in the 2015 GE that he has disappeared completely from the spotlight and was nowhere near the EU campaign despite probably being a pro-Remain cuck.
Nathan Roberts
>First poster manages to derail the thread into a competition about how much people don't care about tripfags
This is why user retards were dominated by the master race for years on Brit/pol/
Hudson Morgan
Are kids entertainers supposed to be monks?
Jaxon Adams
...
Thomas Ward
wtf britain wow just wow
Ian Taylor
Yay! Now we can import shitty Brazillian beef prepared in slums and filled with diseases, rejected by poncy Yurupeons for being 'unsantitary'.
What a time to be alive!
Julian Thompson
that is the proper Union Flag
Jacob Sanders
...
Gabriel Bennett
fucking kek
Dylan Garcia
We learned from our shitty mom.
Noah Richardson
It really does look like TTOI as well. The way they're acting and everything.
Yes I pointed out during the campaigning that it was odd that in a contest which has featured many shillebrities, Brand was nowhere to be seen.
Hunter Thomas
Who's directing them???
Hunter Gutierrez
So, brit/pol/, have you written a letter of prime-ministerial encouragement to Moggy today?
Nicholas Williams
Same as every year. Chaos.
William Garcia
see
Carson Sanchez
At least we can say it's getting stronger.
Nicholas Wilson
>that cartoon
that galleon is going to ram that lifeboat, was this intentional?
Camden Evans
Sorry, Juncker, but the meme magic demands a price.
Christopher Thompson
Brazilian beef is fucking fantastic, m8
Blake Walker
That's more like it lad
Brayden Carter
fixed.
Aiden Howard
Do you think Raheem Kassam posts here?
Cameron Walker
It has to be May who rakes the reins, doesn't it?
I mean... vagina right?
Matthew Howard
Nobody knew who Cox was until she got shot, now suddenly she's a hero to Muzzies that still live in the desert.
Isaac Price
>isn't a tripfag ???
Benjamin Flores
All Heil Britannia! When are you guys going to nuke Germany?
Charles Allen
No, I was planning to but forgot, thanks for reminding me.
He won't do it though
Noah Smith
>be time traveler >go back in time >break into hospital and stangle baby to death >police catch me before i cango back forward in time >nobody believes me when I say in the future that baby would kill 6 GORILLIAN "PEOPLE"
I always think of this whenever someone kills a child.
Gabriel Evans
>libertarian/thatcherite >against the free movement of people Pick one and only one.