Let's have a fresh game of Risk
I was the merchant empire last game and fucked everyone up. format is as follows
>Name
>Color
>Location
Risk
starting at 5 btw
Land of Kek
Pink
Israel
no pink , ill put you as purple
Nok
Brown
Nigeria
Julius Caesar
Red
Great Britain
Take blue and northwest corner, Principality of Vodka
Iceland?
OP are we using capitals?
Northeast, sorry.
nah ; couldnt be bothered using that mechanic sorry mate
1 more to start
Mongolia
Gold
Finland
>Eastern Imperium
>Blue
>Afghanistan
Independent Republic of Ireland
Ireland
Green
Or teal, if blue isn't available anymore
I took bwue fag
See
I did just after I posted, sorry
Gujarat
Yellow
Gujarat-peninsula in india north
Dark Olive
Cephalopod Kingdom
Any location that is reasonable
No problem, I should've look which colour are taken in the first place
muffdate 1
nations start out
blue in russia looks huge but just very large provinces
Eastern Imperium will become Land of Kek's greatest ally.
Kek wills it.
Was already posted after i saw you guys. sorry!
Invade province to the south.
Add me in Greece
Serbia
Orange
Milosevic's Fantasyland
Tunisia
Yellow
Forget Gujarat, that was me
can you add me in now?
>Names are lowercase and not even slightly synchronized
OP you fucking cunt WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Expand in Nigeria
Spills west
Mongolia:
>Finish conquering Finland and head to St. Petersburg
Edit: I gtg, forget me altogether.
Fill Afghanistan, spills go into Tajikistan, then Kyrgyzstan and - if there are still leftovers - into Turkmenistan and Uzbekiztan
MOVE INTO ICELAND
My roll for this turn is to fill Greece and spill north
Into France
Dont attack, lets NAP
NAP with me?
GREAT MONGOLIA WILL RULE THE WORLD
NAP ACCEPTED FUCKING GERMANS REEEEEEEEE
Sure, I'm allied with Ireland in the other thread I was hoping he would here too.
Nice
Yellow is pretty much dead on other thread so Teal and Blue can help me finally kill Russians. And I can attack Germany.
The Russians ceded them the land before they were gone. And now the GERMANS ARE ON MY ASS
Waiting on land of Kek
oh hey suomi
Can I still join?
>Portuguese Empire
>Any color
>Portugal
kek wants rest of israel spill eypgt
nope im Grizzly.
Look in my trip it says bear
when did he say that
Just now
OP OP
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let me know if I'm in
Muffdate 2
Claim France
Continue expanding in the small West African countries
Land of Kek seeks Jordan spill Syria
Fill Greece, spill to Turkey
Move into Sweden
Take the rest of Romania and Bosnia. Spill into Croatia and Bulgaria.
Fill Iberia
+2
Aim for Pakistan, spills fill Uzbekistan
Greece, NAP? Don't think we should have to fight.
that includes that one big island that is south of Greece that is needed for the bonus
Do you want to NAP since we are close to eachother?
Continue invasion of southern land.
NAP with me
You bet.
Sorry, southern province is Kazakhstan. Ignore my stupidity.
Can i join as germany?
Ay where my niggas at
Sure, you can have Kazakhstan, everything south of it belongs to me
CEDE ENGLISH LAND TO ROMANS THEN TAKE NORWAY
Works for me.
So all provinces on the island including scotland?
i was literally uploading when you said this!
do the format then
Then we have a deal.
hurry up mate or ill just mupdate
Yes, we both thought of it, so it is good, let me know what lands you want, right now I am just taking greece and turkey, we could possibly defend each other if anything becomes a problem, the cephalopods are a honorable race
Yes. All Scottish land included.
I don't plan on leaving mainland Europe. Everything south and east of Greece you can feel free to take.
muffdate 3
an unusual border has happened in norway and players get NAP and alliances underway already!
Fill Iberia
+2
I bet my roll is going to be a 1 or a 2
haha
land of kek wants rest of syria spill saudi arabia
Finish taking over Romania. Spill into Albania then Bulgaria.
Continue invasion of Kazakhstan
Gray
Holy Empire
Poland
Defend, spills into Denmark.
+4
Continue expanding through the small countries, growing the power of Nok
How the fuck you gonna roll without having at least a name and not even counting your bonus
Fill Uzbekistan, then India
Bonus +5
Oh shit. Dubs! Put everything left into Russia.
Oh, yeah, and Bonus +2 after Kazakhstan is taken.
Fill Turkey, also the little island south of Turkey, spill to Georgia, Armenia, and Azerbaijan
Thanks Ireland !
Take france
MOAR SCANDINAVIA
HOLY SHIT DUBS!!!
ATTACK THE GREEN CANCER IN NORWAY
May I join?
Duneworld
Yellow
Horn of Africa
the name is land of kek you imbecile and can be verified by the id
HEY FUCK YOU NORWAY IS ACTUALLY WHITE!
>implying Kek stands with you and not me
you will be punished for your actions you ungratful satan
Satan trips check'd
Would you like to NAP, we are close and I dont want to fight you, there are better ways to spend our time.
With Kek on my side I have no fears