Risk

Let's have a fresh game of Risk
I was the merchant empire last game and fucked everyone up. format is as follows
>Name
>Color
>Location

starting at 5 btw

Land of Kek
Pink
Israel

no pink , ill put you as purple

Nok
Brown
Nigeria

Julius Caesar
Red
Great Britain

Take blue and northwest corner, Principality of Vodka

Iceland?

OP are we using capitals?

Northeast, sorry.

nah ; couldnt be bothered using that mechanic sorry mate

1 more to start

Mongolia
Gold
Finland

>Eastern Imperium
>Blue
>Afghanistan

Independent Republic of Ireland
Ireland
Green

Or teal, if blue isn't available anymore

I took bwue fag

See

I did just after I posted, sorry

Gujarat
Yellow
Gujarat-peninsula in india north

Dark Olive

Cephalopod Kingdom

Any location that is reasonable

No problem, I should've look which colour are taken in the first place

muffdate 1
nations start out
blue in russia looks huge but just very large provinces

Eastern Imperium will become Land of Kek's greatest ally.

Kek wills it.

Was already posted after i saw you guys. sorry!

Invade province to the south.

Add me in Greece

Serbia
Orange
Milosevic's Fantasyland

Tunisia
Yellow
Forget Gujarat, that was me

can you add me in now?

>Names are lowercase and not even slightly synchronized

OP you fucking cunt WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Expand in Nigeria

Spills west

Mongolia:
>Finish conquering Finland and head to St. Petersburg

Edit: I gtg, forget me altogether.

Fill Afghanistan, spills go into Tajikistan, then Kyrgyzstan and - if there are still leftovers - into Turkmenistan and Uzbekiztan

MOVE INTO ICELAND

My roll for this turn is to fill Greece and spill north

Into France

Dont attack, lets NAP

NAP with me?

GREAT MONGOLIA WILL RULE THE WORLD

NAP ACCEPTED FUCKING GERMANS REEEEEEEEE

Sure, I'm allied with Ireland in the other thread I was hoping he would here too.

Nice

Yellow is pretty much dead on other thread so Teal and Blue can help me finally kill Russians. And I can attack Germany.

The Russians ceded them the land before they were gone. And now the GERMANS ARE ON MY ASS

Waiting on land of Kek
oh hey suomi

Can I still join?

>Portuguese Empire
>Any color
>Portugal

kek wants rest of israel spill eypgt

nope im Grizzly.

Look in my trip it says bear

when did he say that

Just now

OP OP

O
P

O
P

let me know if I'm in

Muffdate 2

Claim France

Continue expanding in the small West African countries

Land of Kek seeks Jordan spill Syria

Fill Greece, spill to Turkey

Move into Sweden

Take the rest of Romania and Bosnia. Spill into Croatia and Bulgaria.

Fill Iberia
+2

Aim for Pakistan, spills fill Uzbekistan

Greece, NAP? Don't think we should have to fight.

that includes that one big island that is south of Greece that is needed for the bonus

Do you want to NAP since we are close to eachother?

Continue invasion of southern land.

NAP with me

You bet.

Sorry, southern province is Kazakhstan. Ignore my stupidity.

Can i join as germany?

Ay where my niggas at

Sure, you can have Kazakhstan, everything south of it belongs to me

CEDE ENGLISH LAND TO ROMANS THEN TAKE NORWAY

Works for me.

So all provinces on the island including scotland?
i was literally uploading when you said this!
do the format then

Then we have a deal.

hurry up mate or ill just mupdate

Yes, we both thought of it, so it is good, let me know what lands you want, right now I am just taking greece and turkey, we could possibly defend each other if anything becomes a problem, the cephalopods are a honorable race

Yes. All Scottish land included.

I don't plan on leaving mainland Europe. Everything south and east of Greece you can feel free to take.

muffdate 3
an unusual border has happened in norway and players get NAP and alliances underway already!

Fill Iberia
+2

I bet my roll is going to be a 1 or a 2

haha

land of kek wants rest of syria spill saudi arabia

Finish taking over Romania. Spill into Albania then Bulgaria.

Continue invasion of Kazakhstan

Gray
Holy Empire
Poland

Defend, spills into Denmark.
+4

Continue expanding through the small countries, growing the power of Nok

How the fuck you gonna roll without having at least a name and not even counting your bonus

Fill Uzbekistan, then India
Bonus +5

Oh shit. Dubs! Put everything left into Russia.

Oh, yeah, and Bonus +2 after Kazakhstan is taken.

Fill Turkey, also the little island south of Turkey, spill to Georgia, Armenia, and Azerbaijan

Thanks Ireland !
Take france

MOAR SCANDINAVIA

HOLY SHIT DUBS!!!
ATTACK THE GREEN CANCER IN NORWAY

May I join?
Duneworld
Yellow
Horn of Africa

the name is land of kek you imbecile and can be verified by the id

HEY FUCK YOU NORWAY IS ACTUALLY WHITE!

>implying Kek stands with you and not me

you will be punished for your actions you ungratful satan

Satan trips check'd

Would you like to NAP, we are close and I dont want to fight you, there are better ways to spend our time.

With Kek on my side I have no fears