/cum/

dane made another thread, i hate him edition

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First for love dane

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>one will protect you
>the others will try to kill you

Choose wisely.

brb gonna stab a """dane"""

wtf i hate trump now

Don't be sad, Dane. It makes me sad when you're sad.

>now

more like valeDICKtorian right

im sure there's ways they can find out you're lying

you have to go back, paco

I feel like a sucker.

I got a streaming box for my TV, but then I realized there's almost nothing released in the last ten-odd years that I want to watch.

business idea: give me a petite 5'2 latina with wide hips and bronze skin to marry

jus soli

Scott's a fucking liar, I've seen him, he can't ice skate at all.

I'm a low information voter, I can't remember one day from the next

i'm fine now, thanks to you

are you really a anime fan or do you post it ironically

Gotta be William for me. Any guy who likes nail polish and wears dresses has to have fists of steel.

well i see a little bit of anime and manga but not a lot

I'm always here for you, buddy.

currently on no fap day 3

The absolute state of Reddit

Original twilight zone episodes are on Netflix and they're decent

how's that """"""testosterone"""""" going?

reddit is a dump

which sub is that

r/politics

i knew a guy who knew a guy who joined the US military and said he was part native and got a bunch of free shit

no checks at all because thats racist

also if you have an old southern family like me (once a bunch of people pretended to be 1/64 Cherokee to make the new european immigrants feel unwelcome) they can't do anything as long as i dont go to a reservation and say hello

Some of these are pretty pretty good

wow
they're just young and thinking with their hearts thats all

>the absolute state of Sup Forums
>look! they are only posting ponies!!

lol like 3/4 of those thread have like 4 replies...

do they give texanos checks or something? considering they're all mestizo with Pueblos

isn't the youth supposed to be red pilled nowadays

Leftist politics are built on emotions

i wouldn't say reddit is a representative sample

All politics have an element of emotion

>picking anyone other than Travis the Moonstar

for shame

idk, texanos are spics not noble savages like the Powhatan that my ancestors killed

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just moved in my dorm. im just sitting here playing morrowind and wanting to drink some bourbon but im seriously too lazy to go get it. feels bretty bad.

There's an old saying I kinda like.
"If you aren't liberal when you're young, you have no heart. If you aren't conservative when you're old, you have no brain."
Not sure how true it is, but I like it.

still technically natives that live in the US. this gives me an idea

>f-fuck you, Donald Drumpf

what's the point in posting this over and over? redditors are completely retarded babies.

Has there ever been a more Reddit saying?

*wears a MAGA hat until my last breath*
*died from a chimpoutpogrom*

>Palastinalied

that'd be fine if the definition of "liberal" hadn't been miscronstrued by "democrats"

Yeah, definitely. That saying predates the internet.

The absolute STATE of Germany

considering liberals are predominantly women, implying they have hearts at any age is really naive

bed time, /cum/

Who's that tool?

Join the official CUM discord

discord.gg/6ZbRjC

we are bored

When I die, bury me in Dixie.

me, byeeee

>double cheeseburger
>baconator fries
>frosty

Who hurt you so bad, user? Women tend to be super nice where I'm from.

liberals are predominantly people who are dependent on the government for resources, not women

Martin Schultz

>looking at humidifiers
>"for MEDIUM-sized rooms"
>650 - 1000 sqare feet
>mfw my entire apartment is only 390 square feet
Are rooms twice the size of an entire small apartment really that fucking common? Where are all these mansions, and why would the richfags who own them be buying a standalone humidifier instead of central air?

Don't know what Discord is.

I refuse to look it up.

reddit isn't conservative dummy

>women aren't dependant on something stronger than themselves

life is not worth living

Why does Italy allow so many immigrants?

why do americans hate mexicans so much? My impression of tehm is pretty good

>women
>not dependent on the government for resources
You're a funny guy.

>this is something you didn't say, but i'll pretend you did so it's easier for me to make an "argument"
get a grip, mong

>dat armpit

first time i ever heard was on reddit

Thoughts?

you have not been around them long enough

>He used reddit

i like korean people, but my opinion of them would be soured if they were streaming across our borders, having dozens of children and committing crime

because they're brown and americans are racists

Stop trying to make me attracted to teenagers.

now that i'm 21 and i can buy nice beer instead of shit 3% stuff i like it a lot more

his hair is silly

don't get me wrong, women here are really nice too. If you ever get a chance to go to a hospital in the south and see some of these turbo qts you will fall in love. Some of them are wonderful people but the vast majority of them don't actually have a soul.

it could just be bullshit to over
>canadian
>using feet
i could expect this from a brit but
hmmmmm

Why does your state [X]?

what a cute lesbian couple

*to glance over

because they're an economic and social burden

>exist
lol

I don't know why Virginia has that much either. Probably DC.

>Missouri

we wuz the first primary an shieet

Must be a regional thing. I would say upwards of 70% of all women here are at the very least nice people.

>have the up
???

No we're not, you dumb spic.

In all honesty Canada should be the ones to deal with North Korea. They've not done enough.

>florida
>tfw might have to go back
this is exactly what it feels like to get deported isn't it

mexicans aren't even that brown

>spics are human
Who's the Einstein who came up with that one?

pronounced "yoop"
it's the top part

Find a more beautiful woman, I DARE YOU.

If Virginia expelled the Northern counties we would no longer be beholden to federal government transplants in DC and we would still be relevant due to the Naval base and our natural resources

also legalize Uranium mining

yes, we are. kys.

>Anguilla

Why?