Arrive home early because the gym is closed

>arrive home early because the gym is closed
>find my american gf(male) getting finger trapped. Trinidad on her mouth, Tobago on her ass.

>el ameriCANO

>Losing to Tyrone and Tayvon

I don't even understand this.

The older I get the less I understand millennials

>finger trapped
What?

>finger trapped
It's called spitroasting

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk bom thread

>arrive home early because the gym is closed
Maybe if you were obsessed with your girlfriend instead of yourself. Nobody likes a narcissistic faggot, who wants to look like a rent boy.

>gf(male)

>caring about your health makes you a narcissistic faggot
Fucking lazy Italians man

haha give me these Trin and Tobs phone number haha my wife wants to give them a mouthfull haha a good tongue lashing haha

i got this guys im from that shithole he's from.


Jose que dijiste? no se te entiende pendejo.

> health
> gym

Fuck off, go eat healthily and stop wearing down your joints and taking roids. Also gyms are absolutely filthy, more chance of catching a disease there than taking a long walk in the park.

>wearing down your joints
Just do joint limbering exercises you DYEL

>being a faggot
Take this shit to /lgbt/

Is this an abstract metaphor for losing that match or do you actually have a gf (male) who cucked you?

Do you guys even Addams Family?

ITT: Unbridled autism

t. 58kg at 179cm

well you also said "on" instead of "in". I've only heard them called "finger cuffs"

thanks for your contribution. I will amend this on the next shitpost.