Do you love Japan?

Do you love Japan?

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I love Japan so much it hurts

If I love one, just one Japanese girl, does that count as me loving Japan?

P P P
O O O
T T T
P O T S T O P
T T T
O O O
P P P

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I want to die and be reborn in japan

>no twink japanese ainu bf that dresses like a hipster

Which part of your body?

it's a package.
you have to love her backgrounds as well.

do you eat fish?
do you even live close enough to eat fresh fish?

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Yes I eat fish

Yes we have fish in Australia

I had a smoked salmon sushi the other day actually

you are scheduled to be reborn in North Korea.
Kim is your next dad.

Then I love, LOVE, m̶o̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶e̶l̶e̶t̶t̶e̶s̶ Japan.

Gib Sana.

My heart
And penis

>smoked salmon
have it on bagels with cream cheese.

but North Korea will vanish from the earth in one year or two

>m̶o̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶e̶l̶e̶t̶t̶e̶s̶
how do you do that?

Don't get many bagels around here man

Also idk about cream cheese

Its good in a wrap with lettuce and some aeoli though

>don't get many bagels
>idk about cream cheese
i thought aust is full of jews and cows

idk. We get a few Jews but they're not americans

I did hear that the local synagogue hasn't got enough parishioners to have a Rabbi though

And yes we get cows. I would like to eat Kobe Wagyu one day though

wagyu drows in straya nao

Eh they're not proper. We don't feed them beer and give them little massages and stuff. Just sort of chuck them in a field and let them get on with it

It's stupid to spend 50-100 dollars on a piece of meat that gratifies your tongue for a moment or two.

What would the 50-100 $ be better spent on exactly?

would you spend a night with me for 50-100 dollars?

Probably, depends. Who are you exactly. But yeah if you want to pay me money to go watch some sumo's or something and drink some beers yeah

I feed you beer and give you little massages and stuff.

kek.

Don't want massages though ty

are you sure? i'm good. i'm really good.

Invasion of Japan commencing. I'm here and I'm going to cause havoc.

Here is a sign in a dirt parking lot advertising a hog sale as proof.

Americans scare me. As does penis

Really starting to dislike you with this spam τβη

I don't like nips they are retarded and cringey

Americans don't do funny tricks in bed.
It's usually Europeans who are perverted.

>cringey
obviously you haven't met enough japanese.
>spam
what?

Hmm so what do you do in """Japan"""?

no funny tricks
just straightforward sex with meth

Doesn't appeal mate

Are you the Pole or what?

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└─> echo 'a'$'\u0336''s'$'\u0336''d'$'\u0336'
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>the Pole
誰?
>echo...$'\u0336'
めんどくさい

OH YEAH? WELL I SEE SHORT PEOPLE BOOM FAG

Prove Japaneseness

>めんどくさい
u wut m8?

PUHLEEZ STAHP ASSKING DIS QUESTIONE EJAPANESE POSTERRRRRR

ばかギリシャ(/・ω・)/
ばーかオージー( *´艸｀)
ばーーか!でーーぶ!( ^)o(^ )

Don't speak nip at me. Post face or hand with passport or something

>EJAPANESE
what's that?

>ばかギリシャ(/・ω・)/
Τώρα με είπες ηλιόλουστο ή ηλίθιο kοντούλη αλλά όμορφε Ιάπωνα;

no obligation to do what you say

あー、ちょっと何言っているか分かんね

No meth sex for you then I guess mate ;)

Ναι γιατί εγώ kαταλαβαίνω τα σύμβολα σου , γρόθε.

>No meth sex
fine. there are plenty of guys who want meth sex with me anyway.

not interested enough to run google translate
baka girisha
deutche's doge

No need to be mad.

No one wants meth sex with you

i know...

Just be yourself

Be yourself, smile, and go out.

>in love with a girl
>she says she wants to be loved
>you tell her you love her
>she tells you your love isn't good enough

Why isn't your love enough?

>tfw no qt nippon gf with toned brapper to inseminate daily

because i'm not him

>inseminate
not passing on your fat genes to the next generation

Aren't we all him in a way though?

>>she says she wants to be loved
Women just want the dick
You have to provide cock first, love comes afterwards.

Japan isn't passing on much of anything to the next generation these days

Pretty good collection of dojins up for grabs desu

>you will never go to Japan and get qt's pregnant with your semen helping glorious Nippon with it's problem
fml

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Forgot to add the H, it should actually be "EHJAPANESE"
Some Japanese people say "eh" in front of all nouns. I heard a lot of Japanese say, "herro, I am Suki arnd I am ehjapanese.

The word "japanese" doesn't make sense to them, since they have this mora system Greek used to have, where syllables must be harmonic.

>ehjapanese
Hah, like we say eeahpohnas
Ι-ά-πω-νας
EHH-Ja-pa-nese
Ja-pa-nese
See the patern?

Ah, I see now. Thank you both for informing me.

It seems bizzare to me that Japanese and Greek have some similarities, especially when it comes to vowels.

The Spartan feared the Samurai

Spartans were overrated τβη

Girugamesh!

AND MANGHA

t. At*enian or Th*ssalonican

Well obviously, half of Greece lives in these 2 cities.

Yet they fear the Spartan warrior

Really made me think

>and go out
You lost me.

Sparta is a village nowadays.
It even has the Ionian name for it, Sparti.

Leave the house and GET SCHWIFTY.
Or don't because you will probably fail miserably like me.

But you would be Persian without the Spartans

w-wait, you're not a turk are you?

>But you would be Persian without the Spartans
Athenians* actually although it really was a collaborative effort.
>w-wait, you're not a turk are you?
Hehe...

Well whatever, it sounds swell being a modern Greek anyway

He isn't THAT far off, amusingly.
Although
>no car
I wish more people didn't have cars τβη, everyone has one and they are obnoxious with them.

I would like to go to Greece one day I think. It looks amazing. Visiting the Hagia Sofia and whatnot would be pretty cool too

So you actually live in Athens? I heard it was actually pretty bad there sadly

>I would like to go to Greece one day I think. It looks amazing. Visiting the Hagia Sofia and whatnot would be pretty cool too
>Greece
>Hagia Sofia
I will stab you you cheecky fuck
>So you actually live in Athens? I heard it was actually pretty bad there sadly
I actually live in Pireaus which is worse, but I like the port-ghetto atmosphere.
It isn't that bad, only some neighborhoods of Athens are shit. But there are many places to go and do stuff that you like.

:^)

idk Pireaus sorry man. I'd mainly just want to fuck around in the nature anyway.

idk I heard the Pantheon's pretty terrible really. idk what else there would to be to do.

Who knows man it will never happen but its nice to think about some times I guess.

>the Pantheon
Parthenon, the Pantheon is in Rome.
>in nature
Then go to any island, really. You will like it there.

Yeah I reckon I would.

My only real seeing of Modern Greece was in the show Underbelly. When Tony Mokbel ran there. Looked pretty based. But like Australia in the 70's I guess

>island
you haven't sold any yet?

>the pole is still making these daft threads and pretending to be japanese

being a pole must be so bad he'd rather be japanese
sad cunt

Oshiri