Me Me Me edition
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hate myself and want to die
*dabs*
Doctoress just diagnosed me as "having aides".
where is the icelandic man
sup dudes
sue
My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone
Black Men's Willies
Work now
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BMW
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put me off my brekkie of kidneys on toast with kidney beans. Móran taing, a ' Gháidhlig bhráthair.
what a bizarre breakfast
McGregor can still win
8am
6200 calories
No Aussie posters odd.
hmm dunno about that, think most of them are
fruit drink, apples slices, yogurt and a cheeky pack of peanuts for lunch.
*sniffs*
wacky bruce is here lads
haha classic bruce
waheyy
neat, what primary school do you attend
night x
heyy, wacky bruce!
kek
Done my morning gym sesh
Feeling 2swole2control
Got a pizza but I hate how small they are here
Biggest size is like a small back home
Lack of protein i guess
Is it pizzahut/dominos etc. or a local place? Dominos here is identical to the UK.
bet youre like a little brittle twig
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Probably
hmm
You and me mate, we're going to have words one of these days.
me again, haha.
Business idea : i forgot
why does ireland pretend it isn't british?
Spent the day with the lads from Uni. First time I've felt happy in a while.
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bender
Fanny minge twat pussy clunge cunt
Not in Iceland.
spacker
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Wish I was John McClane
got the shits again lads might have to go to the doc
Wish I was Finn McCool.
Love Die Hard
Love Terminator
Indifferent about Lethal Weapon
simple as
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Shan't be responding to the nonce.
names max power
Behave Simon
NEED a gf
call the king a bender you bent nonce twat
Gonna be late on possibly the first day of my promotion
I was unaware of the train strikes and couldn't get on the train, the cunts made some room for a fucking paki family and their pram even though they obviously didn't need to get to work
thats called karma, bitch.
Ah, yes, stop 1 of 20 on the tram line
I probably should have just waited an hour for the next train
My new manager is going to be so pissed, he knows me best for constantly needing him to sign off on my time sheet correction forms
How? What did I do to deserve exactly this?
*flicks a spoonful of yogurt at you*
Willy nob Johnson cock peter pecker bellend dong dick member rod tallywhacker
Not a fan of phone posting lads.
Met the lead singer and bassist of American football at their gig in Edinburgh last night lads
>What did I do to deserve exactly this?
Listen to their music on the way to work. Very soothing.
I know American footy has fucked up rules and that but pretty sure there aren't instruments involved, at least
found a real life brainlet
just say the 5 words, all you have to do, or forever remain a muzzled pussy, simple as really
doing a poo lads
boring twat, find a new angle or something ffs.
He probably still has most of his original reasoning capabilities, but his judgement and emotional control are probably piss poor.
en.m.wikipedia.org
thailad is it raining in thairand?
Pizzahut
local places are even smaller except one owned by an American which makes great pizza
ITS MY LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE AND ITS NOW OR NEVA
Why do Brit's talk in such a strange manner?
"Bloody 'ell governor, me bell end itches it does! And I've no arms to scratch it I don't!"
WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER.
not at the moment, mental.
I expect our menus are similar if not the same.
pizzahut.co.th
The same size as the UK, I just imagine you have bigger pizzas in Canada.
i get me brain medicines from the national health
Why can't yanks speak English?
Thoughts?
Pizzas are big in America
when I want large I want LARGE
fuck off thailad dickhead
What is wrong with you?
first black person i have something in common with.
I wouldn't want to eat a Thai "large" pizza by myself tbh
fuck off bruce you wacky cunt prick
thailad you NIGGER
:O
Need a valium
just blew thailad out of the fucking water lads
you wont be hearing much from him again
I was having a swim and some aussie twat huffed and puffed and blew me out of the pool. What an absolute bellend.
Got an 82-85cm wait
You?
3,4,2,1
But if I could only fuck one, it'd be Maisie
call the king a bender you bent twat
You and 7.2 billion other people.
dude wtf you can say that!!
t. Yank who's recently seen Eliza Doolittle, from Pygmalion
need a bullet in my head
Whenever I make a cheeky post without a reply nobody ever replies to me
need some chebs in my face
Need a cute girl (female) to suck my willy