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Me Me Me edition

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hate myself and want to die

*dabs*

Doctoress just diagnosed me as "having aides".

where is the icelandic man

sup dudes

sue

My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone

Black Men's Willies

Work now

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BMW

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put me off my brekkie of kidneys on toast with kidney beans. Móran taing, a ' Gháidhlig bhráthair.

what a bizarre breakfast

McGregor can still win

8am
6200 calories

No Aussie posters odd.

hmm dunno about that, think most of them are

fruit drink, apples slices, yogurt and a cheeky pack of peanuts for lunch.

*sniffs*
wacky bruce is here lads

haha classic bruce

waheyy

neat, what primary school do you attend

night x

heyy, wacky bruce!

kek

Done my morning gym sesh
Feeling 2swole2control
Got a pizza but I hate how small they are here
Biggest size is like a small back home

Lack of protein i guess

Is it pizzahut/dominos etc. or a local place? Dominos here is identical to the UK.

bet youre like a little brittle twig

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Probably

hmm

You and me mate, we're going to have words one of these days.

me again, haha.

Business idea : i forgot

why does ireland pretend it isn't british?

Spent the day with the lads from Uni. First time I've felt happy in a while.

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bender

Fanny minge twat pussy clunge cunt

Not in Iceland.

spacker

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Wish I was John McClane

got the shits again lads might have to go to the doc

Wish I was Finn McCool.

Love Die Hard
Love Terminator
Indifferent about Lethal Weapon
simple as

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Shan't be responding to the nonce.

names max power

Behave Simon

NEED a gf

call the king a bender you bent nonce twat

Gonna be late on possibly the first day of my promotion

I was unaware of the train strikes and couldn't get on the train, the cunts made some room for a fucking paki family and their pram even though they obviously didn't need to get to work

thats called karma, bitch.

Ah, yes, stop 1 of 20 on the tram line
I probably should have just waited an hour for the next train

My new manager is going to be so pissed, he knows me best for constantly needing him to sign off on my time sheet correction forms

How? What did I do to deserve exactly this?

*flicks a spoonful of yogurt at you*

Willy nob Johnson cock peter pecker bellend dong dick member rod tallywhacker

Not a fan of phone posting lads.

Met the lead singer and bassist of American football at their gig in Edinburgh last night lads

>What did I do to deserve exactly this?

Listen to their music on the way to work. Very soothing.

I know American footy has fucked up rules and that but pretty sure there aren't instruments involved, at least

found a real life brainlet

just say the 5 words, all you have to do, or forever remain a muzzled pussy, simple as really

doing a poo lads

boring twat, find a new angle or something ffs.

He probably still has most of his original reasoning capabilities, but his judgement and emotional control are probably piss poor.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

thailad is it raining in thairand?

Pizzahut
local places are even smaller except one owned by an American which makes great pizza

ITS MY LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE AND ITS NOW OR NEVA

Why do Brit's talk in such a strange manner?

"Bloody 'ell governor, me bell end itches it does! And I've no arms to scratch it I don't!"

WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

not at the moment, mental.
I expect our menus are similar if not the same.
pizzahut.co.th/

The same size as the UK, I just imagine you have bigger pizzas in Canada.

i get me brain medicines from the national health

Why can't yanks speak English?

Thoughts?

Pizzas are big in America
when I want large I want LARGE

fuck off thailad dickhead

What is wrong with you?

first black person i have something in common with.

youtube.com/watch?v=DYqjG0ZsZ-Q

I wouldn't want to eat a Thai "large" pizza by myself t󠀤bh
fuck off bruce you wacky cunt prick

thailad you NIGGER

:O

Need a valium

just blew thailad out of the fucking water lads
you wont be hearing much from him again

I was having a swim and some aussie twat huffed and puffed and blew me out of the pool. What an absolute bellend.

Got an 82-85cm wait

You?

3,4,2,1

But if I could only fuck one, it'd be Maisie

call the king a bender you bent twat

You and 7.2 billion other people.

dude wtf you can say that!!

t. Yank who's recently seen Eliza Doolittle, from Pygmalion

need a bullet in my head

Whenever I make a cheeky post without a reply nobody ever replies to me

need some chebs in my face

Need a cute girl (female) to suck my willy