I watched it with my dad. Wasn't a very good idea

I watched it with my dad. Wasn't a very good idea.

Basically I asked him if he wanted to see a really good movie. He said ok. He didn't know it was about gay men. I didn't tell. I didn't think it would bug him.

He said "alright let's watch it, can't be that bad". So we started watching it. He sat their the whole time with his arms crossed. During the gay sex and make out scenes his face was bright red with anger. He sat through the whole movie without saying a word.

After the whole movie he told me "you think I'm gonna allow a fucking faggot in my household?". I was shocked. I explained to him that I wasn't gay and that I thought it was just a good movie. He then told me "shut the fuck up, I see you do one more faggot shit and I'm throwing pansy ass out of the house".

He hasn't spoken to me ever since. It's been 6 months. I can't believe a fucking movie ruined my relationship with my dad. I keep trying to explain to him that I'm not gay but he doesn't understand.

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only one thing you could do to convince him you're not gay, OP... rape charge (female victim).

>After the whole movie he told me "you think I'm gonna allow a fucking faggot in my household?". I was shocked. I explained to him that I wasn't gay and that I thought it was just a good movie. He then told me "shut the fuck up, I see you do one more faggot shit and I'm throwing pansy ass out of the house".

If your dad was triggered that hard he probably has some closeted bi-sexual thoughts he isn't comfortable with.

what the fuck is wrong with you op. why would you show that to your dad, you fucking homo

Is your dad Sam Raimi?

He's Mexican. So his macho perspective doesn't tolerate homosexual behavior.

It just sucks that he doesn't want to talk to me over a stupid movie.

haha your dad fucked a guy

I saw Milk with my pops in the theater. Sorry your dad sucks, OP.

Tell your Dad to evolve

> I was shocked

Not buying it at all /pol fuckwad. You know your dad for your whole life and you don't know this? Yeah right.

>wah gays in duh media ruined my family WAHHHHHHH

Why not watch fucking Dark Knight Rises with him or something lmao. Jesus kid.

Oh look, it's professor Shekelberg from the imdb thread. He's ready to be offended by anything and everything.

email him a video of some cartel beheadings to show him that you're a macho man too.

You're a retard, user. You knew his personality and beliefs yet you went through with it. I bet he cried himself to sleep that night and asked God why he gave him a faggot son.

The only thing that will work in your case then OP is for you to grab his ass and show him who the bigger man is.

That has homoerotic themes in the very first scene.

kek

Bring a cute boyfriend home and kiss him on the lips, that'll show your dad what's what.

If the unintentional effect of a movie is enough for him to completely change his perspective of you - his own flesh and blood that he raised for years - then your dad is probably just another worthless piece of spic shit famm. Children can disown their parents, too

His twisted perspective probably thinks beheadings and torture are ok but homosexuality isn't.

I've tried everything. I tried to explain in a hundred different ways that I'm not gay.

I don't know what the fuck to do. I like my dad but he doesn't like me.

This sucks.

Get a girlfriend?

M Night Familam if your dad is willing to disown your ass because you might be gay he isnt worth having in your life. It sucks monkey dick to be sure but i can tell you as someone who came from an abusive household that cutting ties hurts but is worthwhile if they are a cancer on your life.

If he really loves you, then he will find a way to get over himself and reconnect - but if not, then do you really want someone like that in your life? Honestly don't be such a pussy and just accept whatever happens and move on

>all of these faggot lovers itt
lol, what a joke

>hurr durr.. i-it was just a really good movie

That's what you get for trying to be edgy

ow the edge

after it winning a bunch of awards i decided to check it out it was on hbo or some shit

it was bad, bad acting, bad directing, everything about it was bad.

switched it off because after about 1 minute of watching it they were already ass fucking in the tent

>hating sodomites is edgy now
Yeah, a natural response to a demographic of people who are statistically 8 times more likely to spread disease, cheat on their spouses, and develop mental illnesses is totally edgy. I'm Shadow the hedgehog now.

OP is a faggot

So assuming, this thread isn't some kindergarten level trollfest, I'm sorry your dad is being a complete shitloard but at some point you have to just realize you're dad needs to stop being a whiny cunt a deal with the fact that are faggots in the world whether he fucking likes it or not.

Why did he sit through the gay stuff in the movie at all?

Highest rates of cheating are by straight white couples. Idk where you pulled that mental illness statistic from and the higher risk of STDs is true but literally anyone can get them...

I get this is bait but calm the fuck down.

Offer to suck his dick, that will make up for it

This.

>using the word sodomite unironically
Do you also use the word degenerate in your vocab?

Oops, my bad, not mental illness but paedophilia and child abuse

>paedophilia
Well, that's not true either. What 1950s PSA video are you getting that from?

Aw man... in high school this chick I started dating around valentines day suggested we see this as our 2nd date, and it was a double date. It was her, me, her friends who were dating, and another couple in the theatre. The entire movie she tried to make out with me. Even the during the super gay scenes

my boomer dad laughed but yea it was surprising to see how insecure he was about homosexuality

Oh yeah, insulting fudgepackers is considered thoughtcrime now. I'm really sorry my dude, my newspeak is really rusty and I'll be sure to use more positive words to describe these homosexual angels.

Did you cum in the pants?

Well, there literally isn't anything wrong with gays so I don't know why you are sperging out so much.

Just seems silly to insult people for having different sex than you do. Are you 13?

Does pre-cum count?

Either way had no idea the movie was about a gay politician. Went in completely blind thinking it'd be about some dude who worked with milk or something

>does pre-cum count?
No, all the way or not at all you weak fuck. I bet she didn't even spit in your mouth. What a faggot.

>dad doesn't know the most famous gay movie ever made is about gay dudes

My dad went to see it in theaters by himself because he does that all the time, didn't realize till he sat down that nearly every man in there was gay, either single or with a date. He thought it was amusing more than anything

>literally nothing wrong
>promiscuous hedonists
>spreaders of disease, AIDS 8 times more likely to spread through anal sex than through oral or vaginal contact
But the talking heads on the television tell me they're just like us so I guess I'll believe them more than the actual statistics.
There's literally nothing wrong with being disgusted with sexual deviants. What happens "behind closed doors" actually does concern the wellbeing of society. If you honestly think that bugchasers and paedophiles are "harmless," then you're hopelessly naive. The "love" that sodomites feel for each other, or the "love" that paedophiles feel for children is completely different from the love felt between heterosexuals. Look at their divorce rates for fuck's sake.

Stop insulting Orwell with your drivel.

Fuck you sound retarded. Go take a nap or something.

Why? Just..why, OP? I wasn't even aware straight guys could enjoy Brokeback Mountain, hell, I'm bi and I thought it was pretty meh tier and owed its acclaim to being polarizing at the time. It seems like it'd be a shit movie to anyone who can't relate to it personally or at least crywank to it like women can. You sure you ain't gay?

>I keep conflating gays with pedophiles
How behind are you? This is literally something that was thrown away at least 30 plus years ago.

Film is just not for you matey.

>I can only empathize with characters that are straight

>things that never happened

I'm not conflating them. I addressed them separately in the post. Sodomites and paedophiles. Both are different types of sexual deviants.
>grow up grandpa
Lol, fuck off cupcake.

You gotta fuck a woman right in front of your dad if you want to prove that you arent gay OP

Right...good for you. Sperg out on some Baptist forum or something then.

>I see nothing wrong with clumping pedophilia with homosexuality because my pastor said so

False, fags are worthless to the family line. Disowning one will save resources for the non-mentally ill

Alright, let's say this isn't a troll and you're really this fucking stupid. We can look at this in one of two ways:

1. You watched a gay movie with your macho ass dad and were shitbrained enough to think he wouldn't think you're a faggot.

2. You watched a sappy chick flick romance movie with your macho ass dad and were shitbrained enough to think he wouldn't think you're a faggot.

There is no other way to look at this from his perspective.

>Watch it with my dad
>He puts his arm over my shoulder during the sex scene and starts rubbing my bulge

Gay men have the highest rates of out of relationship sex. I have no idea where the idea that the highest comes from white couples, blacks alone outstrip that

quora.com/Is-there-a-correlation-between-homosexuality-and-pedophilia

Stop being retarded

>This finding does not imply that homosexuals are more likely to molest children, just that a larger percentage of pedophiles are homosexual or bisexual in orientation to children

hmmmmm

I smell a fag in the closet.

t. OP's dad

What are you talking about? No, they don't.

>That scene where Heath Ledger spits on his hand to lub up Jake Gyllenhaal's asshole and shoves his cock in hard
So deliciously degenerate.

No, they dont. White women are highest.

www.truthaboutdeception.com/site-info-and-resources/sources-and-references.html

pewinternet.org/2006/02/13/romance-in-america/

divorcestatistics.info/latest-infidelity-statistics-of-usa.html

I don't think you know what a correlation is...

Too bad your dad is literally a defective human being who would rather be angry about shit that has nothing to do with him than just leave well enough alone.

>GAAARRRHHHH I HATE GAYAAAASSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEE OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT EVEN!!!! SAVE ME JEBUSSS!!

>blacks alone outstrip that
Every race cheats you mongoloid, whites do it more...if you care, but it doesnt actually matter.

That story reminded me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=0Gg85jPWM0U

Show this to him.

youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

He will understand.

You have to be autistic to watch this with your Mexican dad.

Made my dad watch Jackass 3 and just that amount of male nudity and all around gayness pissed him off

My dad unironically asks me to show him cartel related shit because he's too old to look for it himself

sounds like an asshole. no loss.

This. Show him American Beauty next.

t. faggot

>a faggot
>thinking an asshole is no loss

>gay sex and make out scenes
>I watched it with my dad
>I didn't think it would bug him
>I was shocked

Are you stupid?
You may as well have asked him to suck your dick.
Why else would you watch a gay porno 1-on-1 with another man?

he's just a misunderstood man

it actually is a good movie and i like it.

t.straightfag

youtube.com/watch?v=dWGAm55gApk

this

didn't happen btw

What the fuck, user?

this american beauty meme has gone too far

>scenes women will never understand

Or maybe like the entire nations of the USSR, nazi Germany, and many many others throughout history he realized that homosexuality is a vile disgusting occurrence. Pic related
>anybody who hates x is secretly x
This is just one of the many reasons o hate American beauty, that ham fisted, cringy, forced propaganda scene when the dad says "no son of mine gonna be a cocksucka" then is a secret one. Fuck off.

>the USSR, nazi Germany

yeah man, they really had it together.

They were both shit nations that turned into super powers overnight. Purging homos must unite the people. Besides, it wasn't just them it was several other empires throughout history as well. I chose those two to show that hating fags can come from either side of the political spectrum.

>this dumb image macro that slaps a bunch of shit together, while ignoring the context of every study or just putting together studies with very little credibility in them.
>"This is nothing against gay people, but I just think they are degenerate pedophiles and they are all disgusting".
>citing fascist dictatorships like the USSR and Nazi Germany, who literally rounded up gays and killed them
WEEEEWWWWWWW THIS BAIT IS FANTASTIC

>either side of the political spectrum.
One side is fascist dictatorship....what is the other exactly?

>national socialism and communism
>either side of the political spectrum

You never go full retard

What kind of a sick man would let a movie ruin the relationship with his son :/

Your dad sucks user, what an asshole.

The comments are just precious