I'm not gay, but

t I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with a handsome Danish man. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to the Dane. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

pretty gay desu

You'd both have to move to Canada first, because there are are no forests in Denmark.

I live 50 meters from this forrest

i want a nordic bf, but i'm too short for that :/

Short, gay and want a twink? Why don't you become a trap?

tfw Silkeborg

cuz i'm hairy as fuck
ugly too
i'll be forever virgin, destined to live alone.

I see Greeks keep following the ways of their ancestors. That's pretty neat.

Wouldn't mind doing that but we'd definitely do the gay sex too.

Make a movie about this and it will be called art.

Quality post

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European Brokeback Mountain...

I'm writing a novel that will be written in a french book collection

Best post I've seen in months

at least it is not a "sexual emergency" rape

I meant read.

This is exactly why people say Europeans are degenerate

Ah yes, a ''forrest''.

Why can't americans grasp the concept of companionship and platonic love between two males? Is it because they lack foreskin?

And here's a Danish mountain.

best thread of today

don't you think it is not fair to the poor dane who will have no sex

>European love
>subtle, delicate, slow paced, makes you feel empathy for gays

>American love
>let me tear that ass up nigga (The Dane is black)
>movie is a nationwide hit

what is this foreign land and why is it so untamed
is it habitable

Do people get altitude sickness there?

A faggot is a faggot no matter where he lives.

That's so sad..

If I was you I'd confess my feelings and then give the Dane a brojob to show him that I mean it.

I would banter your faggot ass tbph.

a delicacy is a delicacy no matter what it is

No wonder new worlders are so savage.

fuck off

if i had a nordic bf i swear to god i'd do my best to please him
i'd give the best blowjobs

brazil is the gayest country in the world.
we're very accepting of gays.

Look at this gay ape.
Probably live in Rio de Janegro.

Belo Horizonte.
Nice try, tho.

>companionship and platonic love between two males

After all, it is the one true love. Ancient Greeks had it right, and so did Romans.

Except that they did it with children and early teens. Fuck that.

There are several examples of adult males having same-sex relationships too. The Sacred Band of Thebes, Alexander and Hepaesthion, Achilles and Patroclus, and Epaminondas come to my mind right now.

sure, go ahead
i'm completely in favor of that
in fact, i am a homosexual supremacist.
i think the world would be a better place if there were only men walking around.
it would be an utopia.
artificial uterus for reproduction.
get rid of the inferior gender.

>I'm not gay, but
Well this IS pretty gay m8

Some Greek philosophers saw women only as a tool to produce more citizens, while they thought of male relationships as truly closer to the divine aspect.

It was not until the advent of Christendom and Islam that these ideas changed in the Greco-Roman World, the predecesor to the Western World.

>Greek philosophers
Yeah, they are so smart with the roman foot over their necks.
This faggotry is literally what destroyed all great civilizations.

yeah carthage, all of them

name 1 (one) civilization

What destroyed all great civilizations were zealot religious supremacists, and they still keep destroying what those great civilizations left behind.