Why doesn't the right have any slam poets? it's better we get some some...

why doesn't the right have any slam poets? it's better we get some some, else the left will continue to dominate in that area

>slam poets
please no

Slam poetry is at the bottom of literary/spoken forms. That's like asking why bluebloods don't eat dog feces.

Here's some slam poetry for you:
Fuck off

Because slam poetry is of no importance and is for pseudo-intellectuals?

come on, make an effort

right slam poetry has potential to become the funniest thing of 2017

Slam poetry is for white women who don't know how to rap.

Sage.

Mark my words - If you get into deaf poetry, you are going to fail and bomb and gag.

>Hyperventilates
>HUH HUH
>Starts making fart noises

Who actually takes this shit seriously

OK gimme a beat

Niggers, niggers, pulling that trigger
Landwhales, landwhales, growin bigger
What can a Aryan do?
Too many jews
Big beaked, physically weak
Conniving, striving and jiving
So a White man can't even speak
Mexican, he can't
Use birth control
Shitting up the nation's soul
Just had 12 kids
But now another, he's on a roll
Mexican, he hogs the lane
But blue eyes pay the toll
It ain't right, it ain't sane
Let me make it plain
It ain't white, it ain't sane
Ain't
Sane

that's more like it

fuck aylan fuck aylan
ayyo lmao ayyo lmao

"why isen't the right also retarded?": The Thread

the right is plenty retarded at times, doesn't mean they can't take over the tools of the enemy and turn it against them while having a laugh

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Religion of peace, more like religion of swarming killer bees - don't you evoke the prophets name; or they might put you on your knees.

Then the people of the world will sing:

They behead you;
because they love you.
they throw stones;
because of righteous virtues.
Yeah,
they've got Sha'ria -
but don't get the blues:

Their path to heaven,
will blow you right out of your shoes.

needs to be more offensive

I suppose I could throw some current events in there, maybe a little bit of Islamic history.

I'm not terribly good at writing extremely offensive satire.

Why does the pig have a gun

did that really happen?

the same reason it has a watch

Too busy working jobs, studying or raising a family to have such a pointless hobby.

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That's actually kekish

>why doesn't the right have any slam poets?
Because with the exception of Sup Forums, the right has jobs

jej

Probably because slam poetry is gay as fuck