Lionel Messi doesn't take stero

Lionel Messi doesn't take stero

it was a skittle

Jose "El Entrenador" Mourinho doesn't sniff co-

fuck
why is cocaine so glamorous lads

he literally went through a growth treatment with roids

HGH isn't a steroid

hormones AND steroids
don't be so naive

...

Probably just a scab.

So many men are gay for Messi. Including me.

Everybody takes roids

It isn't. But it's the best drug god damn.

literally a glucose tablet

yeah let's ban sugar and bananas

t. Suarez
You can't defend your boyfriend forever

t. fatass that never played a sport and felt the need of a sugar kick

so why was it hidden and taken discretely?

i read your post as "sugar dick", three times

if you watched the match you even saw the fitness coach give it to him a minute earlier without any secrecy on camera

but watching your flag i know you were busy watching a handegg match that is 98% commercials about burgers and 2% actual gameplay

>Glucose tablet
That's not what it is, if it is he's fucking up the nutritionists entire job. The entire team uses a complex carbohydrate mouthwash before games because it you like a 7% boost in running efficiency

>that freudian slip
mmmmmmmm, what have you been thinking about lately lautaro?

There is literally nothing wrong with steroids.

It just increases the prime of good players.

Shit players on steroids are still shit players.

MtF tranny here

not sure of any kind of hormones that work quickly enough for that to matter
i inject mine into the muscle and it takes somewhere between 1 to 2 hours to notice (only notice it when the lack of estrogen makes me crabby)

testosterone is even harder
hormones aren't an instant effect like a drug

>MtF tranny here

>MtF tranny here
Post boipussy faggot

11 minutes is ackchually 6%, literally no need to exaggerate. Go to sleep Leopoldo.

Whats the problem? Isnt it like when they drink some isotonic beverage?

>Want to be more manly
Oy vey hormones are illegal
>Want to sterilize yourself
Here take these public founded fenale hormones to grow tities

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm pretty sure Messi (and not some obese sharterclap grandma's boy) knows what he's doing

Jesus reddit truly is cancer

I'm actually certain the manager of my football club does cocaine. Always seems twitchy, has wired eyes, mouth moves like mine after 2g of mdma.


Former football player too so not unlikely