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First for Sweden

Finns CAN'T play hockey.

...

Name a more JUST sports franchise in the history of North American professional sports

FIRESTARTA

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Toronto Maple Leafs

i wish im as hardcore as he is when im at that age

I'd give her some cash

It never ceases to amaze me how this franchise has somehow avoided relocation for so long. For years now, every category has been checked:

>shit play
>bad record
>shit attendance
>shit ownership
>no ownership
>no concrete stadium plan

It's honestly impressive desu, but I think the team's luck will run out after this season.

THIS

By the looks of things, they're cooking up something epic this year in terms of their annual embarrassment.

it's a tragedy that coyotes exist in a world where the thrashers are dead

They can't even use inexperience or bad players as an excuse either because the literal new team who hasn't even played 7 games in their entire career with a ton of new players who have never been in the league in their life is blowing them out of the fucking water. That's magical.

Never reply to me again you mongol

>all the cool NHL franchises that have died from far less
>somehow the Coyotes continue to exist

I live in Arizona, I fucking love hockey and going to Yotes games, and when relocation inevitably happens I'll be devastated. Even when they consistently shit themselves there's something about the game that's still fun and exciting to watch

Can't wait for Saturday night to go and see my team get annihilated by Chicago

people like you give me hope

It's strange to move a franschise but keep the name.
>The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no Lakes
youtube.com/watch?v=d1-QAF8gLy0

aw now i feel bad. have fun yotefriend

Yotes fans confirmed for best fans

We did it LA bros.... streamable.com/m4r6v

>the Oakland Raiders become the Las Vegas Raiders where everyone fucking hates the Raiders

I'M THE TROUBLE STARTA

is this the /cric/ backup thread?

Nah, this is the Pesäpallo backup thread

>supporting a team that belongs on the other coast

Reminder this year is Tampa's year

I'll be there too user, just trying to even the ratio of yotes fans. I'm glad you're not going in a Hawks jersey.

Do us proud, lad.

I want to get to a yotes game before the move happens.

I'M THE FIRESTARTER
TERRIFIC FIRESTARTER

Who was Bill Barilko?

Austin Algebrewskis

what the fuck is that thing

It's Punk Rick XD

t. reddit

this is how tampa starts every year. stamglass and johnson will be out for half the season soon.

Who breaks first, Stamkos or Barkov?

It would be much more appropriate if John Moore's name was John Moorcock

also

Connor McDavid is great
Austin Math(you)s is better
But Nico Hischier will eclipse them all

oh it's the swedebro. Man, you sure were right in your assesment about our defense. Oh well, we somehow still keep winning. And I know, those weren't real teams, we played against a real team, the Washington Capitals, and they beat us

>giroux going god mode again
flyers are finishing 3rd in the metro, screenshot this

future world anthem to be desu
I mean global anthem, no pun intended

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>god mode
>3rd in the division

defense is too inexperienced and the metro is stacked

I don't remember having made any comments about Jersey's defense tbf. Sorry

How do we fix the New York Rangers?

Al Quaida tried to fix them but they missed the Madison Square Garden

It was me. You have one real defenseman and it's Greene.

may I suggest some extra sugar in your coffee today friend?

>imagine a Penguins' home game
>lights go dim as the introduction of the home team is about to begin
>"Welcome to the PPG Paints Arena ladies and gentlemen, where the Pittsburgh Penguins will face the Chicago Blackhawks."
>americans clap
>"With the number 59, Jake Guentzel!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 62, Carl Hagelin!"
>crowd cheers
>>"With the number 71, assistant captain Evgeni Malkin!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 43, Connor Sheary!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 45, John Archibald!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 72, Patriiiiic Hornquist!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 34, Tom Kuhnhackl!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 75, Ryan Reaves!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 37, Carteeeer Rowney!"
>crowd cheers
>meanwhile players start circling the center ice and striding
>spotlights dance around the surface of the rink
>"With the number 17, Bryaaaan Rust!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 23, Scott Wilsooon!"
>crowd cheers, but the noise is toning down somewhat
>"With the number 58, Chriiiis Letaaaang!"
>cheers
>"With the number 87, 3 times Hart Trophy winner, and 3 times concussion survivor, your captain, Sydneyyyyy Crosbyyyy!"
>crowd cheers, the morale has picked up a little
>"With the number 33, Greg McKegg!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 4, Justin Schultz!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 28, Ian Cole!"
>crowd cheers
>a pause follows the presentation by the announcer
>crowd noise is the only think audible

I don't drink coffee

ooooh badass

No, I've never learned how to drink it as I didn't see the point in learning to drink something that tastes aweful

you named two players who are not as productive as they used to be.

sound logic bro

...

Go to bed, Kyle.

>having to relearn how to drink every time you try something new

>learning to drink
nigga just bring the cup to your lips and SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP that shit real hard ain't no rocket surgery

I also don't drink coffee

Just cum?

Not since the trans-atlantic semen pipeline was shut down

couldnt imagine not starting my day with a cup or two of freshly brewed juhla mokka

That's why they had to import their own semen supply

and freshly cut dutch tobacco!

dont talk to me.

>"And now..."
>suddenly an uplifting guitar riff is start playing from the speakers
>crowd noise is spiking
>WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>"...from the steppes of Madison, Wisconsin..."
>crowd noise is at its peak, photography lights start flashing
>YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE
>"...weighing 202 pounds without his left nut..."
>banging noises are accompanying the frenetic screams of the crowd; it is clear that people are no longer seated and objects are thrashed against the seats to deliberately produce noise
>IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
>"...standing at 6 feet tall..."
>flares make their appearance, the security personnel is wading through the sea of bodies
>"With the number 81...PHIL.."
>I GOTTA BE A MAN
>"...THE THRILL"
>I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE
>"KESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>pyrotechnics explode in a row as Phil glides past them, approaching the glass where the fans are stacked upon one another in a visibly dangerous display of religious loyalty to their idol

Why isn't Karlsson making more money?

Have you considered that he might not be worth more than that?

OOOOOOHHHHH

SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
DAAAAAAAAAAMN

Well, if I don't like something I don't continue to drink or eat it until I like it.
Because he want's his team to be competetive, unlike McMeme

>Dion Phaneuf makes $7mil
Is there is no justice in this world?

Oilers will be 500 at end of month, people will talk about we gonna win Stan Lee

Oilers are a linear offensive team with a sub par blue and netminder.

Exposed and will continue to be exploited. Prepare for continued disappointment.

Only in edmonton

>Yesterday's scores
>Today's schedule
>Current standings

did not play 5 years in the AHL, did not play 30 games in the NHL, did not start in the CHL or NCAA. you still have 0 examples
why did you respond again? stupid faggot

>there's something about the game that's still fun and exciting to watch
t. watches 5 games a year

REMEMBER THOSE WALLS I BUILT?
WELL BABY THEY'RE TUMBLING DOWN
THEY DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT
THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND

I was having a shitty morning. Thanks for the pick me up.

Sharks < Devils
Canucks < Buffalo
Penguins > Panthers
Capitals > Red Wings
Wild > Jets
Canadiens < Ducks

If I am being honest with you.

>rags

Imagine being an adult male and still getting assblasted about another team being more popular than yours.

SharksBuffalo
Penguins>Panthers
Capitals

When did you gay fags start thinking this is how you post game winners? looks like butthole and nobody reads it

I read it, butthole

wow the other faggot that posts like butthole read his butthole? I'm fucking shocked

Having a bad day, huh?
Brighten up, it's friday

>yotes

>Devils > Sharks
wrong desu

Chicago bulls are my favorite hockey team

Other lifelongs here?

Grease is literally insane

For me its
>Debbies
>Sabs
>pongs
>craps
>mild
>ducks

I read it. Stop being illiterate.

>when a post is so shit someone feels the need to say they actually read it

I read this post

OBSESSED

>wild with 4gp while 5 other teams have 8
What kind of retards does the nhl have doing schedule

americans I presume

You fucking delet this right now Finland. I will not hesitate to cause more problems in turku

Ducks>hasb
Sabre>nucks
Pengoos>kitties
Caps>wongs
Jest>mild

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>Ducks>hasb
>Sabre>nucks
>Pengoos>kitties
>Caps>wongs
>Jest>mild
Forgot shorks>debbies