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Oh fuck, people are gonna die

we are literally gonna get BTFO.

I'm not ready yet im gonna die.

Oh shut the fuck up

This happens to Caribbean nations like 10 times a year

It's still not fun spending like a week without electricity or internet. I don't think I can make it that long in my current situation.

...

>no electricity
>current situation

?

I meant I won't make it that long without electricity in my current situation

>axed the roti thread
no bueno

Seems like another hurricane set to miss us. North leeward gonna get rekt tho

>more dead poor people
yawn

/Team Irma/

Sorry

YAY no school/work for a week, I get to play pokemons on my Gameboy SP, DS and 3DS.

Also flash drive with shitload of torrented movies to play on my two fully charged laptops with 4 hours battery life each on power save and dim light.

While getting drunk off coconut rum.

sounds comfy. wish you had more charge on your laptops though

>too far to warrant closures
>close enough to cause rain and general inconvenience on the days I have shit to do

>tfw you get torrented while torrenting

it's just a watch m8

bitch pls

4 hour battery life is pretty shitty m8

KEKED

be safe, friends

t. Burger

Kek

I wish I had one of those manual charging device for phone

hurricanes are so comfy to follow through webcams, and twitter/Sup Forums updates. hope this is a big one

R.I.P. Hispanola, PR and Cuba

I actually never checked the trajectory of Lenny in 1999
Nigga gave us weeks of rains, and flood everywhere on the island, I remember my father had to safe a old woman in her house because the river was getting inside and they used cords to draw him and her out

Good times

told you Hurricanes don't fuck wit PR

Our gov hasn't even begun evacuating people, kek

Press f for Barbuda

its not funny ;_;

>that path

Seems like Irma passer category 4.
meteo.fr/temps/domtom/antilles/pack-public/cyclone/images/anim_sat_cyclone.gif

on a scale of 1-10 how rekt will you be

I'm in St. John usvi. People. Are starting to freak out and Cruz Bay is a ghost town. I'm giving us an 8

kek, who drew that path to Nicaragua?

>St. John
nice knowing you senpai

a nicaraguan most likely :^)

If it decides to strike Florida, then maybe fucked/10,

Stay safe bros.

F

remember to get flood insurance

I've never experienced flooding in all my life, surprisingly enough.

but thats why less than half of the texans affected by harvey arent fucked
get flood insurance my negro

Yea well, Texas is silly, Florida ain't no pussy.

Texas a BEST
Florida is silly, you're gonna need everything you can get

Doesn't Houston annually flood though?

Shh, don't tell the Floridans that

which is the best place in the caribbean?

its all fun and games till sharks visit your local mall

My alligators will beat them up.

heh

I'm really hoping that the prediction about it going toward north west Tuesday will be true because it kinda look like its going straight toward us

meteo.fr/temps/domtom/antilles/pack-public/cyclone/images/anim_sat_cyclone.gif

Take one for the team.

well take some solace in the fact that its probably heading to either NYC or Huston (again) right after

youtube.com/watch?v=uwY84Fg4NsM

Bahamas probably

Lol NYC is fucking fine. Even if it wasn't, fuck new york. They need a reality cgeck

Bahamas are about to get crushed!

Bahamas stronk, they can deal

USVI here, streets are pretty much empty, some national guard trucks along the roads tonight though. It's about to go down.

>national guard
Does this mean you guys might go a few days without a murder?

no i'm killing somebody tomorrow

good lad, make sure it's a foreign tourist

Let's hope for the best

good luck my man, i'm gonna survive irma because i'm not a bitch

Well, I sure hope so.
Also apparently Irma turned category 5.
twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/904917482074492928

yeah, it turning to a cat 5 has been the talk all day, i've got a bunch of people staying at my house. It was so eerily calm all day today, a few days from now it'll be weird as fuck with all the leaves gone

To be honest I like that tension in the air before a hurricane come.
Everyone is calm, and thinking, it's eary as fuck but...also nice in its own way

It's weird though. Drove across the island today and every other vehicle was a truck with a stack of plywood on it. I won't lie I kind of enjoy the subdued panic too.

great, just started raining

I went through a category 3 back in the day. I must say it's rather comfy if you're well prepared. Good luck don't get killed out there.

Just realized our coast is fucked.
Don't mess with our tourists, Irma.

Tigre mamawebo qué la qué qué bolacere ya tú sabe praaaa

Greetings. Just so you know

Remember to not die guys
Cant loose more crabs to the sea

What's it like to experience a hurricane in person?
t. Pennsylvanian

we cat 5 now

Sounds like a plan I'm gonna catch up on my Anime back log over the storm
3/10
We've got durable housing here, no one ever dies directly from the storms.
The last fatality was from an old guy who had a heart attack during the storm

I'm sorry mate, seems like you're gonna get hit harder than us

Where in D.R. are you located?

It's now a Category 5

H Y P E

guys i'm actually scared now this shit is serious

NYC got rekt by Sandy and Sany was a weak-ass hurricane

locked in your house without electricity and sometimes without water

>without water
You have to be some kinda idiot to not have at least 4 pack of water bottles during hurricanes

stay safe niggas

i meant running water

how do you bathe with bottled water

>bathing

can't catch a break holy fuck

Fair enough.

You don't bath, but still clean the sweat off your body with a sponge and the water.
I did it during Luis and Marilyn when they hit us back to back and got running water cut for a month or so.

Stay safe brehs.

I'm scared guys

Seek refuge and stay safe my dudes

>not having 4 packs and 2 drums for general use
>You don't bath
get water drums,srs. Its also useful during droughts

stay safe and remember not to go outside if it gets calm

you're truly a french man
i hate taking those kinds of baths, i always feel hot afterwards.so we got a tank that can hold enough water so i can bathe and flush as i feel.
plus my area has a huge water tank so our goes out about 4 days after the water company shuts off the lines.

Stay safe brothers

Stay safe, Island friends.

What is the current track? Will it go up the us east coast?

Nobody knows right now, it's still too far away to tell. At the very least if it does hit me it'll be a Cat4. That's not saying much though.

>tfw preparing for first hurricane

Kind of scared tbqhwyf.

Florida? You should be alright. Just don't be stupid and go outside, and make sure you provision yourself.

We're not like Texas, we're not a buncha pussies.

Yep. Stores in my area are already out of water according to mom and I'm stuck at work. I live on the coast so I'm worried about flooding.

Coast here too, you should be alright man. If you're out of water, clean your bathtub and fill it up before the storm hits.

Gib back, it's our islanda

literally a category 5 heading in your general direction and you don't even know????