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>West Ham vs Brighton

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best league in the world la

no doubt

manager to lester when??

>tfw 2 matches of turgid mouyes ball has made me not give a shit about United
I had 2 years of utter shit football with van clown. Liverpool and Benfica were just as bad.

The fags versus the... wait, what are West Ham fans again?

Maybe try not being a tool of the media next time. When they started calling it the English Clasico you knew it was bullshit.

What? Is that on tonight?

eel munchers

Some Seria A games maybe.

who the fuck was thinking that?
everyone was a piece of shit mouyes ball 1-1, but he actually made it worse.

>West Ham vs Brighton

good preparation for the Southampton v West Brom match tomorrow

The game was better than the one there last season, kek.

...

>coyes
the torch has been passed

yes

What the fuck is all this shit about Bale going back to Spurs? It's all based on some Spanish newspaper just making an assumption that Bale would like to go back.
Even if by some miracle Bale wants to go back and Levy sanctions a club record fee to resign him, Bale isn't going to accept £100k a week

Absolute classic image

he´s on contract until he's 33 too

If you're watching it, it's for you.

fantastic friday

>West Ham vs Brighton
might be a good cure for insomnia desu

>tfw in Estonia for a year and keep forgetting about the time difference with matches.

at least they have a few english themed pubs that have all the matches on in tallinn.

>Assume he has his heart set on going back
>He won't because he's only getting £100kpw

Clearly, even by some miracle, he wouldn't really give a fuck about going back if the shekels aren't right. We both know he would be part of a swap for Kane anyway and we all know Levy would never in a million years sanction a part ex for Kane. Why wouldn't he? Because Kane is getting a lot of attention and being called the third best player behind Messi and Ronaldo. This is important because Levy, being the typical Jew he is, is looking at Neymar tier figures for Kane and not some permacrocked sheep shagger and £40m.
Do you even Jews at all?

>insomnia
vodka don't work anymore?

comfy 4pm afternoon saturday kickoff in the pubs as well on the continent

bog sim his sargon

those were the days

Bring back tripfags!

Why would anyone come here for a year?

Carra's really earning his wage at the Telegraph.

spam-gay match thread:

>suarez is good because he is good when he plays for the teams he plays for
woah....

Didn't he pick hazard in his tots so far?

he's a fucking mong.

disgusting run on sentence

>Breaking: England goalkeeping coach Lee Kendall flies home from France amid investigation into behaviour towards Eni Aluko. #SSN

They didn't even do anything, she's just angling for a job at the BBC (+ she'll get it)

This could be an absolute shocker

well they clearly did do something

>could be
Spot the optimist

There's no smoke without fire, leave those beautiful ladies alone

kek

>world class
Who gives a shit? All that matters is whether Harry Kane is good enough for a PL and CL winning team.

manuel pellegrini is the current favourite

It's a cool place

I would move there if I was smart enough to learn another language

>watching this on a friday night

We should all just commit group sudoku.

If anybody is in Durham, I will watch it at a bar with you.

I have £200 on there being less than three goals. I hope it's as shit as it promises to be.

You cannot convince me this West Ham pitch is normal dimensions, no matter how many "official" sources are posted. It lS far too long and not enough width

>It lS far too long and not enough width
A bit like my cock

Lads there's a match thread

>1.6 odds

literally no value

>what are camera angles

1.65

Marginal value.

It's now down to 1.57 so even if the bet loses, I am a shrewd and a winner in life. Alone. In my dorm room. On a Friday night. During the prime of my life.

I actually am lad

Don't want to watch this shit game tho

What's your favourite pub

I've not been to a pub this (academic) year since I gave up drinking. Used to enjoy The Shakespeare as that was mid-tier comfy although I preferred going to Newcastle. You a student or a local?

Local, you?

Shakespeare is good. The Station House is my current favourite. No frills and interesting beers. Can't beat the swan tho

>tfw you want to have off topic banter with the /epl/ lads but will just get b&
why didn't everton buy a striker?

>Wayne Rooney will be back to his best at Everton

>36% of indians genuinely believe they live in the best country in the world
>second most in the world

hahahah

I BELIEVE

>go outside
>get shot
>best country in the world

>Wayne Rooney was a good footballer

he was for a few years actually, tremendously exciting

WEST AHM WAY GAVNAH

We say this every time but surely.. surely.. Bilic is sacked now?

>pops talkSPORT on

Why is the phillippines even on that list. All i hear is shitty stories from my filipino friends.
I figured Canada would be on that list cause it might actually be the best country in the world.

also
>Saudi Arabia
>10%~ not as good/worst in the world are all disobedient women

Yeah, Kane really is starting to look like a complete forward and is arguably carrying Spurs.

Man United system babby.

'no'

>Great Britain is a country

He had like two good seasons and then became an average striker playing for a big club

The England team was built around him for around a decade and he NEVER lived up to it

...

Who the fuck is going to replace him?

giggseh

Big Sam, possibly rafa

Big Sam

Gold and Sullivan job share.

no way corruption man is returning to that shambles

>West Ham boss Slaven Bilic, speaking to Sky Sports: "It's very hard for me to say anything clever now. I take full responsibility for it. I don't want to hide. It is not a good situation and the board will do what they are going to do. It's their decision."

Well that's the most obvious sacking ever.

GOOODBYE
RUBY TUESDAY

Out of that whole top 10, Denmark is the only one that could actually make a case for being one of the best countries in the world.

I hate when they say stats like first away win in the premiership ever. Fucking skysports reeeeeeeeeeeeee

They only think it's better cause they fuck animals

technically they aren't wrong

Could be in the bottom 3 after tomorrow.

Lads I want to bet on Chelsea tomorrow but they've been unconvincing as of late. Do I go for it?

watford will get a cheeky point

>Stoke poised to drop £18m Kevin Wimmer and welcome back Ryan Shawcross after thrashing by Man City

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>£18m Kevin Wimmer
JUST

how many gcses did rodney have?

2 GCEs, maths and art.

really interesting episode this lads

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what we would give for another shearer in the NT now

Kane is as close as you can reasonably expect

shearer is such a leader though

I dunno about kane, if he commands any authority because he's such a mong

i like the pointless stats desu
>first left footed player to score with his right foot in an away kit in a lunchtime kickoff game in huddersfield ever