Visiting my local cinema

>visiting my local cinema
>order one ticket since I came alone
>guard checks my ticket and lets me in
>got two good seats all by myself, theater's almost empty
>lights turns off
>pre movie trailers start
>each trailer lasts 5 minutes or so
>two of them so no big deal
>the audience goes quiet as the movie starts
>"finally!" I think to myself
>watch the movie and then go home
>all in all I had a good time

Stop posting these fake stories. How would the audience go quiet when the movie starts when you are obligated to laugh every time the cinema jester tells a joke?

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>guard

dumb frogposter

>go cinema
>was good i liked

>go to cinema alone all the time without thinking about it
>find out it's an autism thing on the internet
>think about it the next time and it gets weird
>stop going to the cinema alone

Thanks a lot Sup Forums.

>all in all I had a good time

stopped reading right there

>frog
>blue background
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>02/04/17
OP is homosexual

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>go see movie alone
>high school faggots making unfunny jokes from the very top back row
>everybody in the theater goes along with it
>people bitch about the movie and don't just leave and let others watch

XD love these r/Sup Forums threads

I'll actually post a real story.

>Be me
>Go see movie with my dad
>We are in the back last row
>2 little shits with no parents sitting next to them sitting alone in our same row talking super loudly
>Worry my dad might flip out and tell them to shut the fuck up
>Someone else tells them "shhh!"
>They shut up
>Enjoy movie

Rogue one was great. So glad those little fucks didn't spoiler anything for me.

xD

I don't read grentexts longer than 5 lines

>Go to local cinema
>Theatre is closed because there aren't any new comic book movies

are you f*cking kidding me dude

Stop making the same thread again and again, you can't just like that recreate the magic which was happening in that threead yesterday, it doesn't work like that.

>threead

name even half a thread where this ever happend

aaa

Why would you need two seats?

these threads happen all the time fuck off

One for my ass, one for the bucket of crab legs

What did you see user?

This. It's really great when there aren't any couples with their fucking kissing and giggling, so you can watch the movie in peace.

>wasting comfy real estate with food
>not laying on the two chairs and using a series of mirrors to watch the movie