/heem/: Tito

Tito

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no fights boys

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

I declare this the official /heem/ thread, ahead of all the other threads faggots will make, because this one has the best OP
Good job

Imagine being put on the sidelines for over a year because you picked a fight with a 50 year old

post gatekeepers

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*zzzzzzzzzooooooooom*

w-what was that?

this is her last fight
she's doing zero promotion
her life is in shambles because of her drug addict boyfriend
she'll hang herself soon

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Who, Luke?

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you can almost see her penis

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Is she gonne get finished or get hit 500 times to a decision ?

she is a quitter

Too bad she cant quit that junkie loser

Holy shit is that el Chapo?

She looks so delicious

What the fuck is this "Anthony Hamilton" creature

look at it

Diego Sanchez Heart
Mark Hunt Chin
Anthony Johnson Power
Jon Jones Reach
Demian Maia's BJJ

This is the ultimate fighter

How do I pull this look off?

Become an MMA master, easy

People were incredibly buttmad that he had the Rising sun on his gi

If he tried that today he would be labeled an actual nazi sympathiser

Get bullied until you pull it shouldnt be hard

DC's retarded cousin

Anyone ever have a really good mexican torta?

looks french to me

>no fights boys

lmao I love it

Be shook

It's a Mexican bolillo roll with al pastor meat so friggn good

This general is pathetic

Let's argue endlessly about something

Who was the janetty?

Yes and the one I get isnt burned up like yours.

I can't stand Sam Alvey. I hope he loses a lot of fights so I don't have to look at him forcing a smile. Very uncomfortable. I feel like he's going to snap any moment

I like his wife

does she uhh

does she have tattoos down there

Lemme post some opinions, let's see which ones can trigger heem

Lawler won fairly vs Condit
Bisping only has a short amount of time left in the sport and it makes sense for him to seek the biggest paydays possible
Jon Jones's career has a permanent asterisk next to it due to roiding
Anyone who popped for roids can never be in the discussion for GOAT
Jake Shields/Jon Fitch/Ben Askren/Ryan Bader/Jared Rosholt should never have been cut; they weren't entertaining but they were effective and MMA is supposed to be about who is the best fighter. Can't deal with wrestlefucking, it's on you and not on them
Fight Night cards are often spicier than PPVs
Women's MMA is a waste of time except in very rare cases (Joanna)
Flyweight is a talent-stacked division which would look a lot better without MM making everyone look like scrubs

>poland

>Lawler won fairly vs Condit
got me on the first one

Ngannou meme ends soon

That's not burned fool, it's delicious
Lawler did indeed beat condit, not Hendricks though

Bisping is entitled little shit, he doesn't deserve "payday"

Jon jones will never be considered GOAT

I agree nobody who popped for roids can never be GOAT

SHIELDS,FITCH,ASKREN,BADER,ROSHOLT, could go fuck themselves

Wrestlefucking is no excuse for a fighter

>WMMA

Flyweight should get shitcanned


Sad to see my mexican food triggers you fags I just got warning

Do you guys have jobs or is posting here all you have in life?

How was kookie at the weigh in, any bunda?

>tag team MMA
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based nippon does it again

>Lawler did indeed beat condit

no he didn't

Condit won rounds 1, 3 and 4 without question
Robbie only won rounds 2 and 5

Kamaru Usman vs Emil Meek at UFC 219

Lol that Norwegian is getting shlonged

You're wrong,bud
Spain is gonna be pissed when his lowkeyboy gets heem'd

Will overeem run away this time?

Kamaru usman is a problem for these welterweights

>Kamaru usman is a problem for these welterweights
>Kamaru usman is a problem for these whitebois
FTFY

rent free

HEY BISPERG!

15 DAYS UNTIL YOU DIE!

Stoop kid leaves soon

BELT HOLDER IS AFRAID TO DEFEND HIS BELT

>You're wrong,bud

So you think Robbie won round 3 then bud?

Still makes me kek when Bisping tried so hard to get the woodley fight, ducking contenders seems to have paid off
I don't remember the rounds I'll rewatch it but I do remember end of the fight that I was sure robbie won

>i don't remember the fight but i know who definitely won!!!

I don't remember who won which rounds but I can assure you robbie won

Wasn't Woodley ducking Thompson after the draw?

Nice backtracking

Nah, Bisping wanted to fight Woodley can you blame Tyrone for wanting that easy win?
It's not backtracking, it's the same statement I made before

Tim has been falling in and out of the rankings for a while, and had lost to plenty of fighters that wouldn't be considered elite like Ed Herman and Mark Munoz. I'd say he's more of a Journeyman.

I haven't rewatched that fight but a lot of people had condit up 3-1 going into round 5 and Robbie needed to finish to win. Even the live betting odds in round 5 skewed towards condit.

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Which is sad really, the Japanese Empire should be celebrated.

How many times did condit get dropped?

Once in round 3. Robbie got wobbled and outstruck too.

>take a shower
>hit the weights
>get a clue

I need to stop getting drunk and stoned during fights, I can't remember rounds

Round 2 not 3

I remember watching that fight with my buddy who is a heavy gambler and he had $1k riding on Lawler because they both trained together at ATT. After the fight my buddy told me to be honest about my scoring, I said sorry bro no way Lawler gets the nod here I got Lawler winning 2 rounds at best. Then Lawler won and I felt like an idiot.

>I don't remember the rounds I'll rewatch it but I do remember end of the fight that I was sure robbie won
>and Robbie needed to finish to win.
Condit clearly outstruck Robbie in round 1.
Robbie dropped Condit in round 2.
Condit very clearly won the first half of round 3, and he outstruck Robbie in the second half but got caught a couple times. This is the round everyone argues about.
Condit very, very clearly won round 4, outstriking Robbie immensely.
Condit also pretty much won three and a half minutes of round 5, but Robbie went blood orc for the final minute and clinched the round like he always does.

Yeah cause condit did enough to win rounds...it wasn't 2-2 going into round 5 imo,same way Rory was also winning 3-1 at UFC 189 until his nose collapsed on him, if he survived that round he would be champ.

The Gdansk undercard looks way better than the main card. Really bad management imo.

how much till kekator

Can't wait till Natty Northcutt's next fight

Those goofs sat all in one sector, yelled the name of their shitty clib a few times, went out and got hauled in by the cops.
Such braindead creatures

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Who gives a shit? Are you 12?

stop bullying him man he's had a rough go

two draws and two decisions and they're marketing this chav as some big power punching knockout artist lel the state of british mma

Worked

Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Switched up the number, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for havin' an angle
I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing
Hope you're doin' your thing too
I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions
Fuck the church up by drinkin' at the communion
Spillin' free wine, now my tux is ruined
In town for a day, what the fuck we doin'?
Who your real friends? We all came from the bottom
I'm always blamin' you, but what's sad, you not the problem
Damn I forgot to call her, shit I thought it was Thursday
Why you wait a week to call my phone in the first place?
When was the last time I remembered a birthday?
When was the last time I wasn't in a hurry?

Who was the janetty?

Faber, Never held the UFC title.

WEC>UFC

>outlaw MMA

Lol@ Swanson vs Ortega UFC Fresno. Too much too soon for Ortega, cub is going to steal his soul

Cub is chinny and can be exploited on the ground. T-City will chokey him

He hurts people, but he never finishes them. Lacks killer instinct

H8er spotted

RIP Beardbro, holy shit
They gave him maybe the worst matchup in the division

You dumbasses are the same people that thought yair would ko Frankie with a meme kick. Wme is rushing another prospect and it's going to end the same way