Ask a Mexican anything

Ask a Mexican anything

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Can you send me a poncho?

Ponchos are from Perú.

are you a Mexican?

Why do you put shoes in the fridge?

I think

>portuhots

do you know what cumbia is this?
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What did you eat for breakfast? What's the murder rate in your region?

Not really, but maybe it's because of the whistling. If I heard the real song, maybe.

Scrambled eggs and milk.
I'm not sure, honestly, last time I checked it was 8 per 100,000. But even so, I live in the safest place of the city, so, meh.

midomi can't find it either. it's the guitar intro

Do you like Speedy Gonzales?

I liked him when I was a kid.

Have you ever killed a person?

what is the best place to get a cold mexican beer in mexico

No, but I've opened human bodies

A good beach

wait you're the morgue mexican?

Nope, but I saw one of his threads one time.

Maybe?
youtube.com/watch?v=Xf0gxVJWVJo

maybe that one, but it had an electric guitar looping the intro instead of singing

So is that a yes?

It's was thinly veiled no.

why?

I can't

Do you think it's stupid to give foods the name Tex-Mex?

i took the latina pill and I want to hook up more with your women. Some Mexican bitches can be bad, I need them to dance on my cock. Is salsa the best dance to learn? What do you guys dance to?

No, I don't see why I would think that.
Cumbia, salsa, reggaeton, the meme popular song of the week/month

thank you mexi-bro. I'll remember you when my white ass salsas with thicc latinas

Yo, I think i've found it.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=107&v=Ku1fWC4YUBk

THAT ONE!
thanks! i owe you

What's the best mexican food and are you allowed to own a gun?

Why Mexico never break the NAFTA agreement?
There is anything good in the agreement for the Mexican people?

1. For me: pozole, moles in general, squash flower soup / cream / quesadillas, tacos (al pastor, barbacoa, carnitas), huitlacoche, chocolate :^)
2. Technically yes

1. Because it makes our elite and politicians rich
2. Some things (cheap goods, jobs), but mostly no (bad paying jobs, destroyed agriculture).

Why did Mexicans killed the Maximilian I? You guys could be the one building a wall to keep Americans out.

1. Because he was a foreign invader
2. Because he barely had any control of the country or support from any side (including France and the conservatives who first brought him)
3. The only positive thing he ever did was constructing a single street
4. He actually ordered the execution of tens of thousands of Mexicans

Is chocolate much cheaper in Mexico?

Probably

Also forgot to say: Sopa de Lima, Relleno Negro, Cochinita Pibil, Chiles en Nogada, Rajas con Crema, Pan dulce in general, Huachinango a la Veracruzana / Naranja, Nopal Salad, Corn Cream, Papaya candies, etc.

I don't man, there's too much to make a single list.

Do you guys have fried squid from these assholes?

Pic related.

I don't know if fried, but I know that people fish them out of the Sea of Cortes. I've never tried them myself.

¿salsa verde o salsa roja?

Depende de para que, chicharrón = verde, tacos al pastor = roja.

what is the most popular anime in mexico

DBZ

Who killed pancho villa?

Possibly Alvaro Obregon

do you like belize

I don't know much about it, but this place looks cool.

Do you like tequila? Do people still talk about the Cristero War? Ever been to Sahuayo?

1. Yes
2. I mean, they teach about it in schools, but I can't remember anytime where it came into a conversation.
3. No

what is your favorite mexico meme

The American Southwest

Why do you folks racist against your own people? Why do you ripe off people that are White? Why do Trust White people more than your own people?

That's a pretty basic understanding of how things work here, never mind that it is a bit contradictory in itself. But it's a bit understandable considering you have only been in Guadalajara for a couple of weeks, I think.

They were just questions, i certainly don't hate it here though. I guess as time goes on ill learn to understand.

They are a bit hard to explain, specially when I don't know exactly of what kind of bullshit perception you mean, so really, what kind of answer did you expect?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casta
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Class_discrimination
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_in_Mexico

Also
>racist against your own people
>ripe off people that are White
>trust white people more
1. This doesn't make any sense when put together.
2. The first question is already answered with the wiki links
3. The ripping people off is neither exclusive to Mexico (as it happens almost everywhere in the world as a tourist/foreign/immigrant), and it isn't aimed specifically at "white" people, but instead, at foreigners in general (including internal tourism). Never mind that the regular Mexican isn't excluded from this either.
3. What do you mean with "trust more whites than my own"? Are you implying that white Mexicans aren't my own? And again, part of the answer to this question comes in the links above, as well as the fact that we are heavily influenced by your media and it's standards.

Of course, the reality is much more complicated, but hey, I can't answer such vague questions with much detail.