What is his fucking problem?

What is his fucking problem?

Globalists, duh.

he's a paid shill used to make the truth look like crazy tinfoil conspiracy

>alex is the only guy bringing up bill hicks
>complaining about people calling him bill hicks

Goblin kissing, succubus goblins, etc

YOU

He needs to save us all and we are too dumb to let him

He found a way to make money off of baseless conspiracy theories he might have already been inclined to have and that just amplified his behavior further

He went from THIS...

>blatant conman who shills water filters and other shit to low IQ rednecks by pandering to them with insane conspiracy series
>some people enjoy his rants ironically, giving him even more visibility
>this just attracts even more dumb subhumans who say things like "Ok, sometimes he goes a little far, but 90% of what he says is truth!"

fluoride

to THIS

US Code Title 50 chapter 32 subsection 1528 paragraph b

>US Code Title 50 chapter 32 subsection 1528 paragraph b

US Code Title 50 chapter 32 subsection 1528 paragraph b

>US Code Title 50 chapter 32 subsection 1528 paragraph b

US Code Title 50 chapter 32 subsection 1528 paragraph b

>US Code Title 50 chapter 32 subsection 1528 paragraph b

he has to be sucking in his stomach, right? That is a weird ass fucking body if hes not

Interdimensional tech vampires are draining him

Is Sandy Hook a hoax?

Most of his stuff works, it's just outrageously overpriced. Better than just donating and getting nothing out of it, I suppose.

Hmm... makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Being privy to the basis gestalt is a heavy burden.

The elites

I liked his cameo in Arrival

stoned 27 time tae kwon do champions

Has science gone too far?

He went straight up batshit with the whole interdimesional demons thing, was funny but sad that people actually believe him

Repressed homosexuality.

He used to be a body builder then he got fat. Then he started working again, so now he's builtfat

Yeah, THAT'S when he went batshit crazy.

it's a shame for him, he's right about some things, but can't keep his train of thought focused, goes off on wild tangents and brings up batshit conspiracy stuff so you can't take him seriously.

>mfw he told eddie bravo to hit him full force

globalist zombie detected

Looked it up, can't find 1528, it stops at 1526
Care to explain?

What was he doing that turned him red?

He received a call

mainlining patriotism

He's like Robert Anton Wilson minus the ability to change his reality tunnel.

I wanna catch him in BED with the goblins

Did it embarrass him?

He's too woke

I'd definitely let him redpill me. Holy moley.

This

*blocks your path*

...

Let me give you a basic gestalt.

>There's armies, we're fighting a pedophile conspiracy, but beyond that it's a vampire conspiracy in that they are interdimensionally sucking the essence of our youth and they believe they're possessed by an all-powerful entity.
>Joe, I've been on air 22 years I don't get into aliens, religion, metaphysical, any of that. I study the elite and I've also communicated with one of the top people that- and if you want to know, I will actually break down right now the best knowledge what's happening on the planet.
>The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know it all. Some are good, some are bad, some are a mix. But the good ones don't ever want to organize, the bad ones didn't want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don't want to dominate other people, they want to empower them so they don't tend to get together, until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated because good is so much stronger.
>We're on this planet and Einstein's physics show that- Max Plack's physics show that there's at least 12 dimensions. Now all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out saying it's a false hologram. It is artificial, the computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity's bleeding in to this universe. That's what they call dark matter.
>So we're like a thought or a dream that's a whisp. It's a computer program, some God's mind, whatever. They're proving all of it, it's all coming out. Now, there's like this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension, it's just turned over to the most horrible things, that's what it resonates to, and it's trying to get up into the 3rd dimension that's just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up in the 5th, 6th dimension, consciously, our best people.

>There's this big war trying to basically destroy humanity because humanity has free will and there's a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will so evil's allowed to come and contend, not just good. And the elites themselves believe they're racing or using human technology to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization, where they're going to merge with machines, transcend, and break away from the failed species that is man. Which is kind of like a false transmission because they're thinking what they are is ugly and bad, projecting it onto themselves. Instead of believing: no it's a human test about building us up.
>And so, Google was set up 18, 19 years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I'm saying I've got sources, that they want to build a giant artificial system and Google believes that the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into what the internet is saying. And so all our thoughts go into it and we're actually building a computer that has real neurones in real time that's also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures, so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball.

>But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that control the future. And so then it's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true "2.0" in a very bad way. Hivemind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us not in some PKD wirehead system where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving up our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions, that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.
>There's now a human counter strike to shut this off before it gets fully into place. And to block these systems and to try to have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the pedophile psychic vampires that are in control of this AI system, before humanity's destroyed.
>The pedophiles at whatever level, the devil, whatever you want to call it, this interdimensional thing that gives them advanced off-world technology. The fallen one, that's not of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge. Instructing these systems that have already been used on other populations.
>It's not satan like some thing that the stupid preacher tells you about who's totally controlled, or something you read about on the news or TV. But this is an inter-dimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us. Rather than the divine free will we're given to build something much better that empowers the species. So the species is now making a decision about its entire future.
>That's what it is. I know, from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, and watching the enemy. That is the big decision that humanity has now got before us.

HUMBLE

hes either insane
controlled opposition
or performance art from bill hicks

This is not the same person...who replaced the real Alex Jones?

That good people line got to me. One time I was playing a soccer game and lamented that we would lose and a girl smiled at me and said that we would win. I asked her why.

>because we're the good guys

INTERDIMENSIONAL

tfw alex jones really is one of the good guys and he wants us to be good guys too