ITT: Things only liberal characters do

ITT: Things only liberal characters do.

>male wears a scarf
>holds coffee cup with two hands
>sleeps with pajamas
>friends with a woman that has a bf

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>uses the internet for non-work related activities

>Its american

>leaves a sleeping woman alone

Scarves are convenient and stylish you autist.

'No'
You know where you belong

acoustic guitar

>he doesn't wear a scarf when it gets cold

>makes political threads on Sup Forums
back to Sup Forums with you liberal scum
i come here to meme not to scream

has a dog that he treats like a child

>pretend colored people are good and pure

>drives a Subaru

Why are liberals so much more intelligent than conservatives ?

>tfw all these doesn't matter when you're jacked
>tfw wear scarf
>tfw hold favorite pink coffee mug with two hands
>tfw sleep in pajamas that are also pink
>tfw sleep with women that have bfs

So most white people and only they are liberal?

I know this feel

>weighs under 150lbs and has a beard

Most white women yes. White male is cuck territory.

>not wearing a scarf all the time

>so what if i wear pink im fucking /fit/ as fuck lol

Fucking faggot

>sleeps with pajamas
Not sure where your from but it's cold af where I'm at and unless you want some crazy heat bills you wear a long sleeve shirt and pj bottoms.

...

>Takes a nap during the day
>Gets offended for someone else
>Gets upset when people get rowdy
>Wears glasses
>Orders a drink that isnt a beer

It's true, statistically proven that liberals have higher IQs

this

>Takes a nap during the day
actually this is a thing in spain and southern europe in general

> male wears a scarf

Do they get pass on this if the character is European?

>believes everything he reads

numale libcucks detected

Way too many people wear glasses for that generalization, including myself. Beer is gross though, I don't like not being sober.

But I'm a Fascist and actually in shape.
Degeneracy is much more common on the liberal end of the spectrum.

t. Liberal

I bet you don't even eat your meat raw.

>WASP

tfw vegan masterrace

posting topless pics of yourself on the Internet is pretty degenerate

>posting topless pics of yourself on the Internet is pretty degenerate

Count yourself lucky I didn't show you my aesthetic cock too.

>has an education
>is intelligent
>isnt a redneck

>be intelligent

sounds hot, no homo

noice

>has a canvas tote bag

>read books

>believes statistics and polls are completely on the level and are basically science

>vote for a candidate on policy instead of "eww icky brown people"

>reads (((books))) sometimes even the grey lady herself, The New York Times

actually, pink was the original color of masculinity. Look it up.
>be from /rthedonald
>make this post
Ironing

>naive enough not to realize the same people where behind George W. Bush and Barack Obama

What's wrong with owning a WRX?

statistics is a science

it's the media who can't use statistics right

Nothing, dub rx is a man's car. Too expensive for faggy spics to rice out.

Has a girlfriend

sorry faggot, but I've never once posted on reddit.

>blaming shadow puppeteers to absolve yourself of shortsighted reactionary decisionmaking

i don't get why you fags would wear a scarf or have additional layers under your pants
i live in winterland and i've never felt the need to wear anything but stock pants and a hood
>holds cup with two hands
i bet you all do this too faggots

are you an Asian who lives in LA and street races?

If not, it's a cuckmobile.

>>male wears a scarf
Kamen Rider?

are able to express themselves without having to use memes

>it's 100% true.

and I've never voted in my life.

I'M A LIBERAL GOD DMN ATE

Butt seriously.

I'm drunk & I just had sex.

>not a prius
>not a small girly car
>not a fixie
>not public transport
>not getting your mother to give you rides

Subarus are objectively manly cars.

>actually wants illegal mexicans in this country

Can't wait for the day of the rope for you to swing from a tree

Don't worry about him. Hes just upset that he got here two weeks before the other redditors

Well I buy the drunk part.

>calls the police when someone is breaking in to their house instead of shooting them with a gun

>have college degrees
>be respectful to everyone even if they are different
>be more intelligent
>are more attractive
>treat women like they are people

Mmm, am I forgetting anything else?

really makes me thing

>have college degrees

Gender studies doesn't count

>be respectful to everyone even if they are different

I've never met anyone less respectful of someone's beliefs than your average liberal

>be more intelligent

See point #1

>are more attractive

If you're into blue-haired pierced SJWs and lanklet betas, sure

>treat women like they are people

Women are a meme

We done here?

>Subarus are objectively manly cars.
if you're a lesbian

I thought the cops are the real killers cuck. You sentenced that man to death!

Liberals (and really it's not even fair to call them liberals, they're victims of brain washing) can't even keep your bullshit straight.

>call people that aren't aryan 'mongrels'

>call people that care about race nazis

something isn't right here

>I've never met anyone less respectful of someone's beliefs than your average liberal

Nazi's and bigots don't deserve respect :)

>I'm a shithead but it's okay because I'm a conservative
Why is this allowed?

>His girlfriend has multiple boyfriends.

Are you new to liberalism?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

reddit is actually less normie than Sup Forums at this point user

>is college educated
>is not a gun nut
>doesn't fuck his cousin
>can actually read and write
>doesn't breathe through his mouth

Yup. Real left wing politics = labor. This social justice liberalism is purely hypnosis. The dogma doesn't hold up to even low levels of critical thinking.

>this is what they actually believe
Sup Forums is about fifty-thirty-twenty redditpeople, normalfags, and anons at this point, but that doesn't hold a candle to the eighty-twenty ratio of your website

whip it out nazi-gay boy

>he doesn't hold the coffee cup with both hands for warmth

I agree with the rest.

faggotry is degenerate, faggot

t.redditors

>the world is what my limited view says it is

There are many different degrees of liberalism. Most will admit that there are good cops, even though there are shit ones too. Most would avoid shooting a home invader because either
A: their moral code prevents them from owning a gun because of the criminals, mass shooters, etc. people who abuse the second amendment.
or
B: they don't think their possessions are worth taking a life (I don't really agree with this one, self defense is fine even if you don't believe in owning a gun)

Judging from this thread:
>Calling anyone who disagrees with his dogma a "nazi"
>Making fun of the poor and uneducated to jab at people with differing views
>Being conceited as fuck
>Being arrogant

>I've never met anyone less respectful of someone's beliefs than your average liberal
The average liberal will respect your belief as long as it isn't one that goes against the concept of respecting peoples beliefs, like hating people based off race or repressing people with a different sexual orientation because of a religious belief. The idea is that anyone can have their beliefs and be who they are. To reach this state we can't tolerate intolerant beliefs like many of the alt-rights ideals are. Through olympic-grade mental gymnastics this may seem hypocritical, but its actually sane and logical- racism and the such undermine the ideals of a world without discrimination and hatred based off of arbitrary things like skin color and whatever makes people horny.

It's also statistically proven niggers commit most of the violent crime.

you asshloes have turned her into a monster

Say it with me...

MR. PRESIDENT.

>implies that only liberals do this and not rich white cunts do this with chuwawas

>undermine the ideals of a world without discrimination and hatred based off of arbitrary things like skin color and whatever makes people horny.

This is literally impossible and the entirety of recorded history says so. This kind of feel good hot-air is why 'liberalism' (not the left wing) is purile nonsense. It's handed down by people who don't practice it themselves to distract, divide and demoralize the populace.

Say it with me....KEK
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>getting this btfo by the wordfilter

Your life, just it my man

its also statistically proven that lower classes commit most of the violent crime, and because of the class gap created by slavery and segregation the lower classes are statistically more African American.

>Sup Forums memers are more diverse and laid back than the self hating lefty cucks
Made me think.

I'd be more on board with average liberals if the bulk of them didn't go batshit insane during the election.

i definitely wear a scarf when it's really cold. i'm not fat like most of the fat posters here, so it helps more than wearing a heavy coat.

>liberal male has a concave chest and stick arms

its always so gross to look at. sickley looking people are gross

>doesn't read

>picking on a kid

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

>ugh I can't believe these fucking cucks won't fuck their cousin
What did Sup ForumsSJWs mean by this?