Yes caller you are live. I'm listening
Yes caller you are live. I'm listening
Blake Wilson
Luke Wilson
THEN HEAR THIS!
*poot*
Camden King
*ahem*
someBODY
Gabriel Carter
Hi Doc! Just called in to get a quick rundown on the Crane brothers.
Aiden Moore
>This is the Zodiac speaking
Ian Davis
Hi doctor Crane, I have a problem with my boyfriend.
He's just.. such a pussy pussy and every day that we're together I rrrreally want to castrate him and treasure his cut off testicles in my hands and keep them warm.
So my question is, how can I make it as painful as possible for him afterwards, psychologically speaking.
Henry Russell
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Jacob Martinez
fun fact: most of the callers were actually celebs
Jaxson Nelson
Dr. Crane how come you don't have any black friends?
Brayden Scott
>The Bogdanoffs bow to the Cranes
Cameron Campbell
>It is said their IQ cannot be measured by any existing computer and ironically the only people intelligent enough to create such a computer are the Cranes.
Jaxson Sanders
>Actually the Cranes did know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Cooper Hill
this is fairly well known
Jeremiah Ross
Hi yes I just made some tossed salad and Im having a hard time thinking of a good side dish
Jayden Powell
MORE!
Cooper Bell
oh fuck hahahahaha
Jace Reyes
Hey Dr. Krain,
How do you live with yourself, knowing that you were the big bang theory of the 90's?
Oliver Reed
Take that back
Julian Cox
Dammit, Roz! I told you to always screen out the pebble face, teen-aged, rapscallians!
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Next caller please!
Carson Thomas
Bazinga!
Jace Clark
Just face it, you're just a pseudo-intellectual, laugh track pandering, man child.
Zachary Thomas
hah
Carson Carter
Dr. Crane? Long time listener, first time caller. Do you know anything about infinitely repeating time loops?
Julian Powell
>but I don't know what to do with that dark shadow and hidden ledge
>i'm falling again
Blake Reyes
>ebaumsworld
There's a name I haven't heard in many years
Hudson Richardson
when I was a kid I used to dream about getting molested by Roz and Mindy from Home Improvement
Nathan Powell
Crane Cinematic Universe when?
Mason Price
Who will play him in his inevitable biopic
Nathan Phillips
>Oh so it's a guy that came up with a few funny spin off ideas and make a quick wiki for it that's funny haha I'll click this one
>Currently 258 episode ideas spanning 11 seasons
Caleb Lopez
>frasierverse.wikia.com
>668 episode ideas
>not one character from the actual tv show
Chase Ortiz
autism
Jayden Hughes
how do people do this
Hunter Jenkins
All this autism
Adam Young
Dr. Crane I'm CIA. Lately I've been feeling like a small guy at work, y'know like I'm not in charge?
Ethan Adams
Yeah long time listener, first time caller. Just want to say pizzagate is real and people should look into it. Also fuck Obama and his hood bitch hillary.
Jayden Ward
>Charlie is the secret lovechild of Maris's second husband Alexander Kingsley and her former best friend Margaret Putter, and the half-brother of Leo Kingsley and Kelly Crane. Growing up in a variety of orphanages, combined with years of being excluded from the Kingsley family, have left Charlie somewhat unhinged. His connection to the family is discovered by Leo at the end of Season 18, leading to Charlie's arrival at Bear Creek at the start of Season 19. Kelly helps Charlie acclimatise and hopes to stabilise her newly discovered half-brother by getting him a job as the club's new janitor. Charlie eventually settles down, makes several acquaintances, and becomes Maris' de facto right-hand man in Season 21 following Kelly's abrupt departure. At the same time, he unexpectedly gains a substantial amount of money from Alexander's will. However, concerns that the money will corrupt him leads to Charlie giving away nearly his entire fortune to various charities at the end of the year. Afterwards, he returns to his janitorial work, a position he maintains when Maris moves into a new mansion in Toronto, Canada in Season 23.
Robert Perez
I'm scared.... But I'm gonna go there.
Luke Price
Why is this show so goddamn comfy? And why do so many people on this site say the same? I want answers.
Michael Powell
>Watching Fraiser everyday on C4 in the morning
Comfy times.
Nathaniel Hernandez
>At Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the "tunneling electron microscope." Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinite decimally minute building block of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
>Bazinga!
Those identical punchlines. Truly they were the same show.
Luis Hill
>Roz is a fan fiction spin-off based on the American sitcom Frasier. It follows Roz Doyle and a number of other returning characters. Overall, there are 698 episode ideas, comprising 30 seasons.
>30 seasons
I...no, this is...no This is...
Samuel Green
>MCTV is a fan fiction spin-off based on the American sitcom Frasier. It follows a group of characters introduced in the fourth season of Maris, who work at MCTV, a television station owned by Maris Crane. Currently, there are 108 episode ideas, comprising 6 seasons.
>spin off of my spin off
>two roz follow up series
>mfw maris sounds like it could be funny
Elijah Ward
>frasierverse.wikia.com
>frasierverse.wikia.com
>Following the conclusion of Vintage Roz; returning characters Kenny Daly, Angus Kane and Noel Shempsky move into the Shady Glades retirement community after being faced with a number of setbacks in their personal lives.
Jeremiah Sanchez
>79114049
>79114977
thread ruined by utter shitmeme
i guess now that we have a living meme for a president, Sup Forums can't come up with anything funny this year
Alexander Ramirez
click on an idea 'MCTV'
' It follows a group of characters introduced in the fourth season of Maris, who work at MCTV, a television station owned by Maris Crane. '
Just christ how meta is this, this is gold!
GOLD!