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Furries are weird

why those foxes arent wearing any pants

Because of Donald Duck

why is the middle one wearing a belt if he doesnt have any pants on?

Why do they have an animal skin rug?

whys one of them called squirt

/eurohoc/ hours

What are you doing here then

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He plays a lot of jrpg's.

He's a red belt in karate

rate this piece of art

more like piece of crap ahahahaha

>trade best player because he isn't modest like good hocko players are supposed to be
>re: you're racist and he made a good scapegoat
>get in return a bona fide leader type in hopes he whips your team into shape
>o wait, you already had one of the best captains in the league.
>fug it. You still have a goat goalie. He'll surely bail you out to the tune of another vezina
>proceed to fuck everything up by not adding any decent back end support
>now, you're stuck with a slumping captain, who not surprisingly, can't stand that he isn't fucking perfect like his teams fans insist he be
>goalie is pretty much in the same situation except he's watched his teams management shit show for 4 fucking years now

You did it to yourselves Montreal. All your pocket refs can't save you, either. Your fucking worthless ass team deserves it.

Ok, I will watch you league
Should I root for the [state/town name] [animal/occupation/terrible word] or the [state/town name#2] [animal/occupation/terrible word#2]?

watch our league instead (SHL)
you get a nice 2 for 1 deal if you support Djurgården (both a hockey team and football)

I watch your league

thank you
you can take my spot because I don't watch our league

>Watch Animal fuckers IF

LOL

>Cuckholmers

To answer your question from last thread swedebro koivu is captain because he actually plays. Parisr is dead and it will only get messy with the contract being signed just before the latest CBA and now the Hossa situation. Plus Koivu is top in many statistical categories for the team.

>finns are getting rangebanned tomorrow
based

good morning /hoc/

Hello Canada

Huomenta

did i miss any dank memes from euro/hoc/ hours?
which part of finnesota do you hail from?

Virgil from Virginia, MN

Haven't really been active during europe hrs today, slept for long
But I don't doubt for a second that Finland or Sweden came up with something

massive loser

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>tranpa fans are are furries alongside all the other sexual degeneracies they represent

Well that's really fitting I guess.

Ok whose going to watch the top KHL match starting in one(1) bong and 6 bings.

Florida is a terrible place. Its logical since all the shit flows down to it.

ummmm sry sweaty hokkey is for people of ALL ethnicities, and species

They should've just sticked to growing oranges tbqh.

>me when i see a debbies fan

>Furries

>kippers

>not a pekingese dog

Anyone excited for SKA - Jokerit game?

getting hype af about this dude

>LE TOVLVOSHIT xDDDD

Fuck you. They all bust

any link?

fuck off monkey

I’m just gonna put this out there. Gotta get this one of my chest. I know how /hoc/ feels about this but I just have to tell the truth. Nobody wants to accept this but it’s always been clear to me. Kippers is the best poster not only on /hoc/ but all of Sup Forums and perhaps Sup Forums in its entirety. She has carried this general for years and I have no doubt will continue to for years to come. That’s is all. Have a good day.

>laine and matthews are both 10 points away from being PPG

Post bumhat

Mods ban this sick fuck

Nuke this /hoc/. Furries are not allowed here

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What's your fursona? A stick in the mud?

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Has Patrik Laine been mentioned already?

>Laine formerly played in his native Finland with Tappara in the Finnish Liiga before he was taken with the second overall pick in the 2016 NHL Entry Draft by the Jets.

That's one hell of an achievement when you consider how dubious Canadians are towards foreign hockey players. Of course Finland is an exception of its own kind, the older fanbase knows and appreciates Selänne and the Finns.

Apparently he's quite a hard-shooting right wing and that's what exactly what canucks like.

I for one bow down to Patrik of Laine
I was sceptical. But he is amazing. And looks like a mongol just like me,

Heh. I was going to post everything about Laine and his heroics. But it's your job now.

Bust

LAINE!

Finland Minnesota
t. erkki

>being this bad in counting numbers

They haven't even played 10 games yet numb-nuts.

>rags

>rags
>frogs
fitting desu

>t. bulju

total games and points

Is there a city more cucked by Texas/Oklahoma than Seattle? First they lose their basketball team, now they are going to get passed up on for NHL expansion

cbssports.com/nhl/news/report-nhl-exploring-houston-for-expansion-to-32-not-impossible-to-see/

Post yfw >your team doesn't pay its #1 goalie 10.5M$/year to be .881 in sv% and 3.94 in GAA

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>mfw the snes don't pay Karlsson and he walks away in FA

but i was informed that price was the best in the league

I'd rather have
>american goaltending
than
>overpaid goaltending
to be honest with you lad.

>lad.

Please don't remind me that this is a legit possibility thanks to Jewgene Memenyk being the owner.

JOKERIT

nvm
>chokerit

>he doesn’t like a fat black hockey dick in his tight white goalie ass
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DROPPED

The sunbelt was a mistake

justin pls

Are female goalies as weird as the men? Also, what early game are you guys going to watch?

female hockey players are like 80% lesbians
so yes?

>post your face when the Stanley cup finals is the laffs vs the golden knights

Look at Price's face, looking all rustled. Trying to find a way to escape this nightmare only to realize that it's all real.

Shoulda've went to Vancouver, Pricey!

>couldn'te ven get by washington
riiiight

for some reason all female hockey players are lesbos

>Vancouver
lel

if there is any canadian team he should go to its the snes

At least he's making bank for getting AHL-tier numbers now.
Nah >hasb can keep him. The Sens will need the money if they want any hope of keeping Karlsson and Stone.

Pongs Blots

imagine not being able to read

VGK
G
K

His family lives there.

There was no reason he had to stay on the sinking ship when he could go play in front of his daughter and wife.

LIFE
O
N
G

>last year
Hello idiot!

>thinks it'll change
lol

If next poster is Canadian laine unbusts himself

time for
>rags

LAINO ON SUICIDE WATCH

If next poster is American bulju busts

no

>rags

it's his own fault

The >rags players really seem to hate goaltender, running them ever so often
Is that the Lundpads locker room effect?

>it's a hell of an achievement to be picked second behind a mexican from the desert